March 27th 2008 03:25 am
About WoW Gold Facts
Everything about WoW gold, WoW gold sellers and the deathless pursuit for the cheapest WoW gold. ‘Nuff said.
About ME — Extreme Gold Fan
Male in his early twenties. Single. Not desperately looking for someone to date.
Has two best friends whose real names aren’t Remus and Cletus but to protect their privacy…you get my drift.
WoW nut. WoW gold buyer. WoW gold lover.
Used to play Alliance but random dudes kept hitting on me so I switched to Horde and my two best friends followed suit.
People tell me all the time that buying gold is illegal. Let’s not get into the ‘RMT is illegal" brouhaha. It is NOT illegal. Blizzard made this rule saying it’s not allowed but ya know what? Blizzard ain’t the law and I think that I have a right to do whatever I wanna do with my account ’cause I pay good money to play and I go through the agony of completing quests and getting killed. In other words, it’s my own blood, sweat and tears and I’d be damned if Blizzard insists that the fruits of my labor are still theirs.
More About Me
People think I’m this rich trust funder. I tried asking my parents if that is true but they told me to shut up and leave their room so they can count the money in the vault in peace.
People think I’m an intellectual brat. I say: thank you, people.
I like movies.
I’m also an aspiring Hollywood director, producer, screenwriter….but not actor as I can’t act to save my life but heck I know good acting when I see one.
A short list of my fave films (in no particular order):
- The Usual Suspects
- Citizen Kane
- Babette’s Feast
- Full Metal Jacket
- Taxi Driver
- The Deer Hunter
- All About Eve
- The Godfather
- The Godfather II
- Lolita (1962)
- The Departed
- The Exorcist
- American Graffiti
- The Manchurian Candidate (1962) — I hated the sh*tty remake
- LOTR Trilogy
- No Country For Old Men
- Good Night, and Good Luck
- This Is Spinal Tap (my guilty pleasure!)
But Wait, There’s More About Me
I mishear song lyrics. It’s embarrassing. There’s nothing wrong with my hearing, though. I just mishear them, damn it.
Just some examples:
1. Robert Palmer’s " Addicted to Love"
Real lyrics : "Might as well face it, you’re addicted to love"
I thought the words were: "Mind as well faze it, you’re a dickhead in love."
2. Sheryl Crow’s " All I Wanna Do"
Real lyrics: "All I wanna do is have some fun."
I thought the words were: "All I wanna do is hurt someone."
3. The Police’s "Every Breath You Take"
Real lyrics: "Every breath you take."
I thought the words were: "Every birthday cake."
4. Nirvana’s " Come As You Are"
Real lyrics: "Come as you are, as you were, as I want you to be."
I thought the words were: "Come in your car, as you burn, as I want you to be."
5. Nirvana’s " Polly"
Real lyrics: "Polly wants a cracker"
I thought the words were: "Polly wants a cracked head"
6. Nirvana’s "About A Girl"
Real lyrics: "I’ll take advantage while / You hang me out to dry"
I thought the words were: "I take advantage vile / You hang me at Alcatraz"
7. Michael Jackson’s " Billie Jean"
Real lyrics: "But the kid is not my son."
I thought the words were: "But the chair is not my size."
8. Michael jackson’s " Beat It"
Real lyrics: "No one wants to be defeated."
I thought the words were: "No one wants to be the p*nis."
OKAY, ENOUGH, I’M OUTTA HERE!!!
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