WoW Gold Facts

My girlfriend continues to punish me for being "neglectful".

Recently she got me this:



And I am forced by her to ride it everywhere I go (’cause she knows it would humiliate me).

I play a mean, ugly beast of a troll hunter with the title "The Kingslayer".

I am decked in obscene Tier 10.

Pwning gnomes is my third profession.

I have murdered a bazillion of them in Wintergrasp.

And I’m riding the gayest mount that ever gayed in Azeroth.

Cletus calls it karmic comeuppance after years of making fun of male blood elves and their chicken mounts.

Okay, Cletus, so I’m sorry I called your pretty boy belf DK a gay manwhore like 10 million times. I just couldn’t stand that effing Napoleon Dynamite dance you do after each boss kill. (It also bugs me to see you riding that pink Hawkstrider. Like seriously? WTF.)

However, I’m not gonna apologize for making fun of DK tanks. I still say leave the tanking to the prot pallies and warriors. Um, and bears too.

I also can’t believe you want the same mount. I’d give it to you if it wasn’t effing soulbound. I’d buy you one if I wasn’t so cheap (or broke). But hey, you might win one. I heard EpicToon joined the Star Pony bandwagon by offering its customers a chance to win the mount if you buy from them. Go check out the gayness, I mean, the details here .

If you do win, do me a favor: don’t stand next to me in Dalaran please.

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