WoW Gold Facts

So wrong, so wrong, so wrong!

First, tacky.



And they used Alliance, but which is okay because Allies deserve to appear in tacky newsletters.

But still so wrong.

"Buying a new suit for your lovers in the game will be an unique nice idea!" — if they sold Victoria’s Secret in WoW, then hell yeah, it would "an unique nice idea!" (Unless the sexy Belf you’ve been flirting with and bought lingerie for turns out to be a f*cking dude IRL)

Oh and hey, In Game Fair dudes, you FOGOT the "r"!

Second thing below: needy. Too much lithium involved in writing this literary masterpiece. And WTF did she mean by "onlybaby"?

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Cletus thought she sounded horny and lonely so I gave him the Chinese chick’s hotmail address so he can contact her and give her a very, very, VERY happy Valentine’s Day. Let’s just hope she understands dirty English words. Otherwise that would be a major mood killer.

And last but definitely NOT the least….



SO SICK! THIS IS SO SICK! THIS IS SICKER THAN REMUS’ ORC PRANCING AROUND DALARAN WEARING THE SAME EXACT DRESS THAT GNOME CHICK IS WEARING! I MEAN COME ON, TAUREN EAT GNOMES FOR BREAKFAST, FOR GOD’S SAKE!!! THEY DO NOT MATE OR EVEN ATTEMPT TO MATE WITH THOSE LAWN ORNAMENT WANNABES!!! TAUREN DON’T COURT GNOMES, THEY EFFING PWN THEM!!!

Ugh, that image is gonna stay in my head for at least a few more days. I think I need therapy for seeing that one….plus the disastrous 10-man in Ulduar I did with Alvin, Remus and the seven dwarves geniuses.

Later y’all.

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