WoW Gold Facts

Staphylococcus, apart from being such an effing tongue twister, is not my best friend.

However, it chose me to be its best friend last weekend, turning me into a version of the elephant man (my face! my handsome face!)

I’m on steroids. I’m a walking pharmacy. My middle name is Rite-Aid.

My head hurts too.

My good friend and guildie Rachel took over admin duties while I was in the hospital (again), going over my emails and helping Cletus with his HTML mumbo-jumbo. Being rather new to this job, she was shocked to see all the hate mail I received from the Chinese gold sellers I "done wrong". Appalled that I would keep such "atrocious things" for posterity, she promptly deleted them…hell, even the latest one that came in wishing me that I would:

a)  Contract a sexually-transmitted disease from a prostitute

b)  Get into a car accident

c)  Die in a fire

and..

d) Get my account/s banned.

ROFLMAO!!!

I wish she didn’t delete it so I could have fun replying to it. Rachel, my dear, you’ll just have to get used to the death threats. I eat them for breakfast.

So anyhoo, folks, I am still alive, and to those who hate me with a passion, you may cancel whatever parties you scheduled to celebrate my demise….cause EGF is alive and kicking!

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