November 4th 2009
MRWOWGOLD.COM: ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO PROVE YOURSELF? (1/?)
Still trying to shake off the anger triggered by those death threats written ostensibly by a MyGameSale person . Didn’t tell my GF or anyone in the fam about it. Cletus and Remus are livid. What they said about the whole thing is unprintable and might trigger readers - especially those of Oriental descent - to play the race card. Best not to quote them.
Anyway, I should get on with my life and forget about MyGameSale AND the humilation I experienced at Cletus’ Halloween party, which had a Pop-and-Rock-Star motif. In case you’re wondering what exactly happened, well, the party was the final step for me to earn my GF’s forgiveness. Two purses and a pair of French designer shoes that cost more than my rent apparently weren’t enough to get back into her good books. Her final demand?
"We’re going to Cletus’ Pop-and-Rock-Star party."
"I thought that was a given," I said. I had already planned my costume in mind; I was going as Nigel Tufnel, the lead guitarist in the mockumentary film This is Spinal Tap (my favorite cult flick and guilty pleasure). I was going to suggest that she dress up as Joan Jett or Pat Benatar.
She smiled sweetly. "Yes, of course, and I was thinking that you and I show up at the party as David Bowie and Iman."
I nodded. "That’s cool, I like David Bowie."
"Me as David Bowie. You Iman." She grinned savagely.
Um, so yeah….
Anyway, back to the review.
Kids, meet Mr WoW Gold:
We Are Mr.WoW Gold — Uh huh.
Mr is Our Website Name.Means Best Mr<right> wow gold shop in the world. — Right.
Our Store is 4S Service.
1S is Safe Checking Out.
2S is Saving Your Money.
3S is As Soon As Possible Delivery.
4S is a Sweet Shopping Experience. — Copy FTW!
The rest of the copy is dominated by gaming tips, which I don’t care for.
However, this little passage startled me. I mean, WTF is this copy doing on a gold-selling site???
Making gold in Warcraft is not nearly as hard as most beginners make it out to be. You just need to have the right strategies. Some players even stoop so low as to buy WoW gold - which is of course illegal. Don’t do it. It takes the fun out of the game, it’s unfair and it can get you banned. Now, go and make some gold.
ROFLMAO!!!!!
Jesus H. Christ, who’s the genius in charge of the site’s copy? Does he even read what he slaps on in there? Maybe my question should read: does he even read the copy he lifts and pastes on their website?
I needed to talk to someone ASAP so I clicked on the Live Chat banner.
Twice.
Thrice.
Then repeatedly till I lost count.
What the…
Nothing.
I disabled my pop-up blocker so the chat window would show up.
But still nothing.
Their About page was useless. It merely contained the same silly copy about their 4S service. No helpful info about the company whatsoever. I’m getting the impression that this site was put up way too hastily for the sake of going live and earning a few dollars ASAP, quality be damned.
I tried reaching Live Chat again after 10 minutes but to no success.
But their buy page works at least:
"Only $0 per 10000 g ! (US WOW) — No sh*t!
"We currently have 48233 hot Gold available on this Server." — Pretty amazing info considering I haven’t even selected a dang server yet.
1.This is a professional USA wow gold store! It designed for wow players (What is wow?) who want to save time on farming wow gold. — You don’t know what WoW is? Pathetic.
2.We supply cheap USA wow gold, USA wow powerleveling, fast delivery, 24/7 online service. — Your live chat ain’t 24/7. I just tested it.
3.Please character your name, and then click PayPal buttom to buy the safe USA wow gold or wow powerleveling. After you pay successfully, please contact our live chat asap, we need to confirm your account state (member or not, skill levels), and tell you about our gold farming or transfer process, then calculate how many to finish the order. — I tell ya Live Chat ain’t live now. And why the hell do you need to know my skill levels?
4. Don’t give your wow account to anyone else either. We will never ask for your password with any reasons after delivery. — Orly?
5. Any problem please contact our 24/7 online support. — Sigh.
As for their prices…
Look at that. 10% bonus gold for each block. Awesome. MrWowGold is da man!
Not going to mull over it; I’m taking the risk!
To be continued.
