November 13th 2009 12:07 am
A NON-WOW POST: SO I PLAYED AION ONLINE AND…
Thanks again, Cletus my man, for giving me an Aion account. Just don’t know if I can afford to maintain this one, given how yours truly is already paying for 4 WoW subs.
Anyhoo, so check out the game I did. I rolled a pretty little Scout…pretty in an anime sort of way. I make her kill a few funny-looking creatures terrorizing some farm. They looked like pissed-off stunted armadillos. I’m distracted by my toon’s skirt that lifts at the hem when she jumps. Feminists would have a fit. A vicious killing machine in a Lolita-type skirt smacks of the sexist era of James Bond (and if Bond was a pedophile, that is). Hot-blooded men would appreciate the eye candy that this game is but I’m suddenly yearning for the hot, dusty and barbaric ambiance of the Valley of Trials.
So I’m biased. Shoot me.
My Scout ends up in some little town where she chats up some NPCs, then suddenly…
In-game spam. F*cking classic!
First 30 minutes of the game and I’m already irritated.
Cletus laughed. ‘Dude, it gets worse the longer you play."
"Does anyone fall for this crap?" I said.
"You mean the spam? I dunno. Hope not. You wanna start an Aion Kinah Facts review site?" He snickered.
Not funny. No time. No way. Not enough money.
But hey, if you kids play Aion and you wanna do an EGF, go put up your review site and help your fellow Aion players. The more we expose those spammy SOBs, the more players you protect!
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4 Comments »
Hot "F"udge on 13 Nov 2009 at 11:47 am #
And to tell you what, spammers in Aion loves emoticons. RAWR!
Lestat de Lioncourt on 14 Nov 2009 at 11:04 pm #
I just started the game and man, there are spammers on the first town you’ll get into. It will get worse when you get to level 9 and go to the main town where you can change your class. SPAMMING GALORE on the channel! I am so irritated that I blocked the shitty character who spams in-game. F*cking chinese spammers!
Trev on 16 Nov 2009 at 2:57 am #
I don’t like Aion. Wow ftw!
Aion on 25 Nov 2009 at 7:56 am #
Aion is a great game and worth the money for it.