October 14th 2009 05:08 am
VIVOGAME.COM: ARTHAS YOU LYING SOB Plus This Is getting Old, People (4/5)
So last night I chatted with ViVoGame.com’s super agent Arthas who told me to log in and wait for my 700g.
"You should receive it in one hour."
"Awesome," I said. Well, not exactly awesome, considering they’re behind by 4 days in filling this order. Come on, it’s only 700g, how hard is that to collect???
Plus visiting, revisiting and visiting for the umpteenth time their Live Help is, to put it mildly, exasperating. Customers shouldn’t have to go through such hassle. Hey, we paid you good money to delivery the goods within the promised timeframe. I didn’t pony up x amount of dollars to fraternize with your robotic reps who have the spontaneity and sincerity of a paper cup!
Anyway I parked my toon in Orgrimmar, ready to meet the delivery guy in the bank or fly to Ratchet. I amused myself by reading the irritating exchanges in Trade chat — proof that the world needs a Draconian birth control program.
See what I mean?
One retort led to another and pretty soon everybody was fighting in Trade and calling each other four-letter words, the misogynistic C-word being the most popular. And I thought I was potty-mouthed.
Before I knew it, almost an hour had passed!
Still no whisper or 700g.
Goddammit it….
Back to Live Help. I got some dude named Gino.
"We are so sorry for this delay, just because these days so many customers bought gold of your server, so there have a shortage, please understand." — Gee, whatever happened to reserving whatever you had collected for someone who paid ahead of others? And why the hell did Arthas say I was going to get it in one hour? Does your co-agent enjoy sending customers on a wild goose chase? Like Queen Victoria, I ain’t amused, buddy boy. A mere 700g — doesn’t your site say you have the "largest wow gold studio in China" with 2000 computers and 4000 farmers? 2000 computers and 4000 farmers! How many more farmers do you need to come up with my 700g???
I’m writing my epilogue shortly. I bet you kids know how this review is going to end.
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2 Comments »
Lestat de Lioncourt on 14 Oct 2009 at 9:45 pm #
Maybe their farmers are all level 1. As you know, it will REALLY, REALLY take a century, if not MILLENNIUM to farm 700G for level 1s.
Alex on 20 Oct 2009 at 6:42 pm #
Lestat is right, their farmers are level 1. For 700g, they must kill…..9,300,642 Mottled Boars in Valley of Trials.
xD