Archive for September, 2009

September 10th 2009

NERD RAGE VS THE RMT STIGMA: AN INTELLIGENT REBUTTAL

You all know my stand on the whole RMT issue, which I defend to its very bone and will continue to do so, even if day by day there is always someone — a shamelessly unscrupulous gold seller — ruining it for the industry and giving the narrow-minded, pompous anti-RMT faction more reason to make another negative sweeping statement about the virtual currency business.

Because of the sins of a number of sellers, ALL ARE THEN PILLORIED. The good work being done by the professional, trustworthy sites is  cast in a shadow, and only the deplorable actions are highlighted, picked apart and used (AGAIN) to lump every single RMT company under one criminal label.

And when a respectable news agency like Reuters comes up with a one-sided article on the industry , well, one can’t help but feel more frustrated.

Like this Chris guy, who wrote what could be, IMHO, one of the most intelligent rebuttals against an article that paints RMT in a very bad light.  A Google search on the latest in-game spam concerns yielded this article called Real Money Trading Unfairly Stigmatized? , which also showed a link at the end to Chris’ own blog post. We share the same sentiments, but he expresses it in a way that is DAMN SPOT ON!

Chris, allow me the honor of reprinting your words here. You have my respect. /salute

REUTERS TALKS ABOUT IN-GAME SPAM AND GOLD FARMING — NERD RAGE ENSUES
by Chris Coker
September 8, 2009

There are much better ways to start your day than with a hearty bout of rage, but alas, thanks to this little article by the folks at Reuters about in-game gold spam, I am sitting here stewing.

I hope you’ll indulge me for a moment while I rant for a bit.

It’s just “typical” that the mainstream press does an article about RMT and the best they can do is to regurgitate the publisher’s party line. It blows my mind that Reuters, supposedly a paragon of good journalistic practices, gets away scot-free with a piece that seems to be lacking in some areas.

Is it not the first rule of good journalism to be fair and balanced? Shouldn’t both sides of an issue be explored and presented in such a manner that the reader can come to his or her own conclusions? What Reuters has done is essentially promote an agenda; they’ve colored the news and led the reader to a conclusion. Frankly, considering Reuter’s pedigree and history in tracking and providing financial news, information and data, that’s disappointing and kind of offensive.

No one who plays World of Warcraft, Aion, Warhammer, Everquest 2, FFXI or Age of Conan likes in-game gold spam. Everyone here at EpicToon is a gamer to some degree (some of us lead very successful guilds) and NONE of us appreciate gold spam. Which is why we have banded together with other leading RMT companies to educate gamers on how we can work together to put a stop to it.

If Rueters had bothered to actually do some research to go along with their “report” on the current state of the RMT industry, I think they’d be surprised to find that there’s a reliable contingent of trusted RMT sites that operate in the field. They would have ALSO discovered that gamers prefer these sites, even over “publisher sanctioned” RMT sites. Why? Because they provide superior service and are proven, trusted providers with track records for fighting abuse.

If you want to protect gamers, there is an easy solution. Simply direct gamers to trusted RMT service providers. Don’t exacerbate the issue with banning and draconian end user license agreements that simply force the industry underground and provide fertile ground for scammers and fly-by-night operations in China that care little about gamers OR publisher rights. And let’s stop lumping RMT (the industry) in with the illegal practice of spam.  They are separate issues.  Yes, there are companies involved in RMT that are involved in spam. But that is no different than the thieves one finds in banking, on Wall Street and elsewhere in life.  If RMT was really dangerous, do you think SOE would operate a program like the Station Exchange? Heck no. The Station Exchange and other publisher licensed RMT activities pretty much prove once and for all that the tension in RMT is about the money.  Publishers want as much of the $2bn industry pie as they can get their mitts on.

RMT exists (and is growing) because a substantial percentage of players want the benefits it provides (remember RMT was created by players themselves).  There’s no denying the fact that the industry has seen dark days. Every new industry goes through a rocky patch in its infancy, but there’s also no denying the huge strides taken towards cleaning up the industry, towards providing customers with great, reliable services, and towards making sure customers transactions are safe and secure.

I would like to see publishers work with legit, trusted RMT companies. Perhaps publishers ought to seriously consider some sort of accreditation or approval process. It would help to establish standards, reduce opportunities for abuse by shady characters, and provide needed protections for game players, publishers, and trusted service providers alike. Someday, a publisher is going to understand the massively exciting potential of virtual economies linked to real world money and they will be the new juggernaut in “online games”.

In closing this rant, please allow me to turn my wrath to Reuters once again; shame on you. It would seem Reuters just took a press release and ran down the bullet points. How about a little investigative journalism next time?

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to do some deep breathing exercises and play some Okami to bring my blood pressure down.

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September 9th 2009

BEWARE THE AUCTION HOUSE METHOD!!!

PLEASE READ AND BE WARNED!

Kids, I know I owe you a truckload of things for posting but this one needs publishing NOW to warn those who are still agreeing to the Auction House trade method to accept their gold.

Just about an hour ago I was in Dalaran repairing when this Trade chat snippet caught my attention and made my stomach turn:

Dalaran Trade Chat

Now because it gets laggy whenever I’m in Dal, I got d/c. I missed the rest of the messages, but Cletus was fortunate enough to stay online and  relay to me what he read in Trade.

"Dude, they said they’re going to report the Linen Cloak guy. Said GM should investigate him AND the player who’ll buy his overpriced sh*t as it could potentially be an RMT thing."

"And that’s why I always decline the AH method," I said.

"I know, too obvious, right?"

"You think they’ll ACTUALLY report the Linen Cloak guy?"  If that guy was indeed a gold buyer, I’m starting to feel so sorry for him.

"Dunno but his auction has made everybody so suspicious, I won’t be surprised if at least one of them DOES report his suspicion to Blizz. Hell, makes me wanna shoot every genius seller who tells buyers to put up something in the AH ‘because it’s safer’ when it’s actually shouting to the whole world ‘hey, a gold seller AND ONLY A GOLD SELLER is gonna buy my ridiculously-overpriced junk’  for 1kg a stack!’"

"Like I always say, that method is about as subtle as a train wreck."

"Poor L***."

Right. Poor L***.

Should have stuck to face-to-face trade.

Moral of the story, kids: say no to the AH trade and stick to face-to-face or mailbox. It’s safer and more discreet.

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September 8th 2009

MY (DREAM) FUTURE IN-LAWS: ROFL

I’m meeting my GF’s parents and one million other relatives on Saturday. The occasion: her cousin’s wedding and she’s the maid of honor. Hope she catches the bouquet and I the garter. There’s no way I’m letting some greasy loser put that dang garter on her leg.

Am I nervous about finally meeting her folks, her folks’ folks…heck, everyone in her family tree? Nah.

She says they are really cool.

Now if they’re as cool as these two parents, I’ll be so over the moon I might start paying for everybody’s WoW sub:

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September 8th 2009

BEHIND THE NOTORIOUS DEAD CHEERLEADING ACT: MMOP.COM EXPOSED

Not even a herd of mammoths and kodos could stop notorious in-game spammer MMOP from pulling their dead cheerleading act for the gazillionth time (seriously, how do they kill themselves and fall to the ground in such a coordinated, choreographed fashion?

Kodo Herd Stopping Spam

(Image contributed by WGF reader Zayda)

You did your best to stop them, Zayda. Don’t feel bad. At least in your own way you showed those shameless piles of dung that you won’t tolerate or patronize their crap. You might be interested to know the following tidbits about MMOP and spread the news to your gold-buying pals:

1.  MMOP owns WoW Gold Girl, the site that BLATANTLY copied WoWGoldPig.com . So not only are they shameless piles of dung, they are also a shameless bunch of plagiarists.

2. MMOP is owned by the Itemchannel group of companies. Here’s proof:

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Yeah, Cletus did a test order on them. Thanks, buddy, for helping out. God have mercy on your account.

3. Because Itemchannel gives us so much grief in the game, let’s not buy from them or their sister sites below. The sooner they go out of business, the more peaceful our existence in the game will be.

Please these sites to your blacklist, kiddies:

4wowgold.com

aionkina.com

dofuskamasale.com

fastgg.net

friendgolds.com

g4pbox.com

g4per.com

g4pgold.com

g4pidea.com

g4psale.com

g4pserve.com

g4psky.com

g4pwowgold.com

game4player.com

game4power.com

gamelevelup.com

gamepaypal.com

get4gold.com

give4power.com

gold4power.com

go-powerleveling.com

hgsale.com

ibmgold.com

itemchannel.com

itemstores.com

k4gold.org

pvpsky.net

rgtrcredit.com

tusongold.com

vipwargold.com

warhammer100.com

wow7gold.net

wow8gold.com

wowgamelife.com

wowgoldguild.org

Is it really so goddamn necessary to have sooooooooo many different gold-selling sites? What is up with that?

Heck, no wonder I get so much spam from so many losers. My contact details get bounced around like a gnome on a lawn….I mean, like a ping-pong ball.

Aaaarrrghhhh!

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September 8th 2009

THE GOLD SELLER GROUP/GUILD INVITE: JUST SAY NO

It’s bad enough that you get group invites or guild invites shoved in your face by regular players without so much as a preamble. It’s worse when the invites come from lowbie gold seller toons who hawk their crap in the game.

Here’s a sample provided by a reader showing the group invite tactic (thanks again, Zayda!):

Spammer Group Invite

Gee, what was up with that? Why did he suddenly ignore you after you asked if THSale was their sister site? LOL. Pissed that a competitor is encroaching on their turf? If that’s case the case, why don’t their toons just duke it out in the arena?

Anyhoo, while you got a group invite, my friend Liv’s guildless alt on another realm got invited to join a guild……OF GOLD SELLERS! She was floored when she saw all the lowbie guild members in the roster and was appalled when one of them whispered, "If you buy now using PayPal, we will let you withdraw money from guild bank the amount of gold you ordered. Fast and safe and easy."

YEAH RIIIIIIIIIIIGHT . It would be sooooo fast and safe and easy for me to ninja your effing guild bank faster than you can shout FOR THE HORDE!!!

LOL!!!

You know the drill. Report for spam. AND NEVER EVER AGREE TO JOIN A GOLD SELLER’S GUILD (even if it serves them right if they got ninja’d by us). Someone could spot your name plate bearing the guild name of the seller and report YOU for buying. You know how word gets around…especially in trade chat!

Be careful, kiddies. Stay Zen on this wonderful Tuesday. See you in Azeroth after the maintenance.

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September 7th 2009

GONE PHISHING: MESSING WITH THE STUBBORN, THIEVING SOBs

Reader Sammy, who is very upset, forwarded me this email in both text and screenshot format:

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EGF, what am I going to do? I don’t want to lose my account!”

Well, Sammy, if you click the reply button, you’ll see their email address change into wowaccountadmim@vip.63.com, which is the first sign that it’s a phishing email.

Yeah, it’s "admim" and not "admin". With a non-Blizz domain. Can’t get any faker or dumber than that. Just makes me so mad.

So here’s what I did: I replied on your behalf.

As instructed, I used their template:

EGF Reply to Phishing Email

In case you’re wondering, that phone number belongs to the FBI, Newark Division. LOL.

Hope I helped you. Now I’m off to bed at this ungodly hour. Have a good week.

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September 3rd 2009

WOW FAN ART ON CHINESE RMT SITES

EGF, I want to submit my fan art to Blizzard but I’m afraid those Chinese will steal it like what this site did to these drawings. — Lorraine

Stolen Fan Art-1

Stolen Fan Art-2

P.S.  You’ll find the original art on page 6 and 7 of http://www.blizzard.com/us/inblizz/fanart/ScreenShot.html

Hi Lorraine, thanks for your email. I checked out the site you mentioned and yeah, they suck not to mention they’re too cheap to hire someone to design something original for their site. But as my good friend Cletus keeps saying, you can’t expect originality from the Land of Knock-offs and Copycats and no matter what you do, they’ll still lift your stuff for their own use (just ask the guys at luxury labels Louis Vuitton and Gucci, they’ve been fighting the Chinese for years). We can fight back by NOT buying from them, and if nobody buys from them, the sooner their business will go belly up.

Don’t let those pathetic losers stop you from submitting your art. By the way, I’m not mentioning the name of the gold seller here because I don’t want to give free publicity to a bunch of spammy hooligans who sends players like me their crap via the in-game mail. It’s also for the protection of those curious enough to give the discount codes a try (in my experience, even after the discount is applied, the final price tag is still higher compared to the price per 1kg offered by the truly professional and trustworthy sites). Anyway, here’s what I got in the mail yesterday:

17spam

Yup, that’s from the same fan-art-stealing Chinese site in question. I have never purchased from their site. They sent the same piece of garbage to my guildies. I have reported the sender as spam. If you get a similar message, Lorraine, just click the report button.

There may be hundreds, even thousands, of unscrupulous Chinese sellers out there, but we WoW players are 11 million-plus strong. Just 11 million-plus clicks on that same button alone will get our message across!

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September 3rd 2009

FACTION CHANGES Plus The Yogg-Saron Blues Brothers

Yes! Faction change service now available! To all ya Allies who regret rolling on your faction, come join the Horde where the people are cooler, the women are lovelier (you’ve seen our amazing Blood Elf babes in action), the men are real men (except for the Blood Elves, I guess), the leaders are tougher (Uncle Thrall haz dem muscles to prove it!), and no one is under five feet tall (yet).

So come to the real Light. Your past gankings and sundry transgressions will be forgiven (I think). You will be welcomed this time with open arms instead of blood-soaked polearms. Quick, join us, before you change your friggin’ minds about plunking down $30 to go from Nelf to Belf …

Nelf to Belf

…or from Lawn Ornament to Cemetery Citizen.

Lawn Ornament

Trust me, the Horde is way cooler and our Trade chats are more annoying they’re almost a guilty pleasure!You’ll like my Uncle Thrall especially when you meet him face to face under more pleasant circumstances, not like the last time you crashed Grommash Hold with thirty-five other people or so and got spat on.

In other news, I am extremely impressed with the blue-geared peeps who downed Yogg-Saron. That should shut up the condescending SOBs who insist you pass their gear inspection first, which strikes Cletus as hilarious because he says it’s like a porn film producer checking out a prospective talent’s, um, gear.

Now don’t get me wrong. Gear does matter, but some people just take all the gear inspection waaaaay too seriously, they have no qualms about insulting the poor soul begging to join their all-important heroic run. But Gevlon and company proved to all that a bunch of blue-wearing boys and babes CAN own someone like Sweet Ol’ Yogg. Hooray for experience, teamwork, PATIENCE and DISCIPLINE.

And look, they’re Hordies! :)  Makes me so proud I’m a Hordie! Wanna feel the same pride? Go spend those $30.

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September 2nd 2009

EGF ANSWERS READERS’ “PROUST QUESTIONNAIRE” PLUS SUNDRY QUESTIONS (2/2)

Here’s part two, kiddies…

How many lifetime honorable kills do you have?

EGF:  Er, on my old main alone? Not a lot. Less than 40K. Others, few thousand each.

Cletus:  Haha, I have more.

Remus:  I know you have the most honorable cybersex conquests on our realm.

Cletus:  Jealous much?

What’s the dumbest thing you ever did in WoW?

EGF:  Well, tanking was never my forte and that’s putting it mildly. But Alvin our guild head honcho wanted me to master all the classes so he made me level a warrior. We were doing Hellfire Ramparts, with me as tank. Now we all know that the tank should, um, tank and keep the targets away from the healer. But the fel orcs were all over me and in my panic I ran into our little party dragging the orcs with me and got the healer killed first.

Cletus:  Yeah man that was first-class epic dumb from start to finish.

Remus:  Yeah, poor Alvin’s priest.

EGF:  Yup, yup. He was so mad at me he yelled "IS THAT HOW YOU TANK? GODDAMMIT YOU STAY THERE AND I’LL SHOW YOU HOW IT’S DONE!!!"

Remus:  It was unbelievable. First time in my life I saw a priest tank.

Cletus:  Scary sh*t.

EGF:  Yeah but Alvin knows his stuff.

Cletus:  Yeah but he died anyway.

What changes would you like to see in WoW?

EGF:  How about a gag order on the retards who pollute Trade chat with their Xbox jokes? And more severe punishment for gankers?

Cletus:  I don’t wanna see another "additional instance cannot be launched" message. Please!

Remus:  Ditto.

How many times do you say "F*ck the Alliance!" in a day?

EGF:  Now contrary to popular belief, I don’t say that everyday. I say that only when I get ganked, and lately I’m the one doing the ganking. I’ve had it with being a carebear.

Cletus:  At least once a day.

Remus:  Ask Alvin that question.

EGF:  Oh yeah. Alvin who breaks a plate while doing the dishes and says "f*ck the alliance!"  Alvin whose computer breaks down and blames it on the Alliance. Alvin who got mugged on his way to work and while being interviewed by the police said "f*ck the Alliance!"

Remus:  Alvin whose girlfriend caught him dating another chick and got slapped in public…

Cletus:  He got caught???

Remus:  Yup. And he blamed it on the Alliance.

Do you play on an RP server?

EGF:  No. Never bothered.

Cletus:  Nope. Too gay.

Remus:  I hear High Overload Saurfang is the Chuck Norris of RP servers.

Do you really get emailed death threats?

EGF:  I had to create a special folder for email death threats from gold sellers. Does that answer your question?

Cletus:  All written in bad English.

Remus:  "You bad American so like your government lies lies and you die hard soon."  I mean, WTF is that?

EGF:  Beats the hell out of me. All I understand is that he wants me to "die hard soon".

Cletus:  Sounds like he wants you to die from a Viagra overdose.

Why do you mishear song lyrics?

EGF:  I wish I knew. My hearing is okay, though.

Cletus:  No it’s not.

Remus:  Wait’ll you hear him sing.

What songs do you listen to?

EGF:  Everything EXCEPT country and anything by Barry Manilow and the cast of High School Musical .

Cletus:  You just reminded me: that Vanessa chick needs a Brazilian wax. Have you seen her pics?

Remus:  I don’t like thug music and you leave that poor girl alone.

What do you do when realms are down?

EGF:  I work. I do my film school stuff. I have lunch with my gf. I do normal stuff.

Cletus:  Ditto but I don’t go to film school and I don’t have a gf.

Remus:  I get on with my life.

What’s your present state of mind?

EGF:  Happy. I’m in love.

Cletus:  I’m hungry.

Remus:  Bored.

Your future plans for WoW Gold Facts?

EGF:  Sigh, I’m really gunning for a price comparison chart as well as a new design and new categories to organize the posts. It’s a big-a$$ project with a rather hefty price tag, because Cletus here overcharges and sh*t. I’m still scraping the money for the first deposit.

Cletus:  I have never overcharged you for anything!

Remus:  You overcharge everything! You’re the only mage I know who charges 30g for a port to Dal! Free if they agree to a quickie.

EGF:  If I agree to a quickie, would you revamp my site for free?

Cletus:  (Bleep)ing (bleep) (bleep)!!

EGF:  Guess not.

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September 1st 2009

QUICK INTERLUDE POST: SHOPPING FOR GOLD ON A TUESDAY

Before I post the second installment of the Getting-to-Know-EGF mini series, I would just like to reiterate (for the umpteenth time) that Tuesdays (and even Wednesdays, depending on your time zone) are not exactly a good time to shop for WoW gold because - surprise, surprise - they’re patch days.

Oh don’t get me wrong. I’m not exactly stopping you from placing an order on a Tuesday or Wednesday. I’m just telling you that you might just have to wait longer than usual — obviously gold sellers can’t deliver when realms are down, and it’s not the gold sellers’ fault if Blizz decides to extend maintenance . So go ahead and order on those days if you’re not itching to get your gold ASAP . Just don’t expect miracles to happen and don’t throw a hissy-fit if you get your gold on a Thursday.

Another thing: with all the longer-than-usual maintenance that we’ve been having every week or so, I hear that gold sellers are still trying to fill orders from the previous weeks’ backlog. Not exactly happy news but that’s what the RMT sites have to deal with. And let’s not take Blizz to task for all that downtime okay? I’m sure they themselves don’t want players losing valuable game time but if they don’t do their jobs, we all run the risk of losing more time to enjoy WoW. Thnk bugs and crashes and all things that make you want to hurl your laptop on the floor.

Chillax, okay? Or as the Forsaken would put it, "Remember: patience, discipline."

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September 1st 2009

EGF ANSWERS READERS’ “PROUST QUESTIONNAIRE” Plus Sundry Questions (1/2)

Morning, kids. I’m back. Here’s Part One of our getting-to-know EGF mini-series — the questions gleaned from emails received since the early days of WoW Gold Facts . Remus and Cletus decided to join in the fun (hope you don’t mind).

Other MMOs you play besides WoW.

EGF:  Currently, none.

Cletus:  Ditto.

Remus:  Ditto.

What is your real name?

EGF:   Will never admit this one.

Cletus:   My real name is light years better than this sh*tty pseudonym but I’m not telling you what it is.

Remus:   Sadly, mine has a Junior at the end.

How can you afford ordering all that gold for your reviews?

EGF:  Hey I’m not exactly poverty-stricken you know. And I lease virtual real estate for ads plus I have other sources.

Cletus:  He steals stuff from his parents’ house and sells them.

Remus:  He begs, borrows and steals.

Do you have something against the Chinese?

EGF:   I have something against unscrupulous gold sellers, they all just happen to be Chinese. So when I kvetch about those people, I’m attacking only the spammy and scammy RMT site owners and not the 1.5 billion Chinese folks on this planet.

Cletus:  No way. He loves them like he loves Chinese food.

Remus:  I know the Chinese have something against him. LMAO.

Have you played all WoW races/classes?

EGF: Yup.

Cletus: Yup but Ally women’s butts are too big. Notice how female humans have child-bearing hips? Female Belfs are hot!

Remus:  Yes and you are retarded, Cletus.

Why all the gnome hate?

EGF: One word: ganking.

Cletus:  I get ganked more often by night elves. Hate them. Their men are ugly and their women are….hell, male Belfs are prettier than their women, which I think is both sad and sick at the same time.

Remus:  Two words:  graveyard camping. After killing King Varian, I was one of the unfortunate souls who got slaughtered before we could escape Stormwind. Suddenly there were all these gnomes hanging out beside the GY. Spirit rez, die. Spirit rez, die. Had to come back for my corpse when the coast was clear. Like after 3 hours.

Ever played a gnome?

EGF:  Hell, yes, back in the old days when I was just so excited to try out all possible race/class combos  and before I realized that Uncle Thrall had it right all along.

Cletus:  Gnome women in their underwear freak me out.

Remus: That doesn’t answer the question, Cletus.

Why do you hate the Alliance so much?

EGF:  Why do I hate the pompous,  parochial, polka-dancing, self-righteous, goody-goody, Pollyana-esque Alliance? I dunno. *shrugs shoulders*

Cletus:  Most vicious gankers are from Alliance. And they say they’re the good guys? Bullsh*t.

Remus:  Five words that you read everyday: THE CROSSROADS IS UNDER ATTACK!

Why do you have more than one WoW account?

EGF: Three reasons. 1) If one account gets banned or hacked or something, I have backup. 2) One account is for spying on the opposite faction. Before Blizz allowed the creation of both Horde and Ally toons on the same PvP server in the same account (Jesus, I really thought at first it was some bug in the sytem), I relied on this one account’s Ally toons to check the Trade chats for any raid plans on the major Horde cities. 3) Just ’cause.

Cletus:  He can afford it.

Remus:  He’s addicted, ’nuff said.

What do you think of people who play on private servers?

EGF:  Er, what about them? Hey, aren’t those private servers buggy?

Cletus:  Private servers = poor man’s cocaine.

Remus:  NOKD.

EGF and Cletus:  What the hell is NOKD?

Remus:   Not Our Kind, Darling.

Cletus:  You’re a snooty male biatch, you know that?

Remus:  Thank you.

If given the chance, would you like to work for Blizzard?

EGF:  Between Hollywood and Blizzard, GIVE ME BLIZZARD!

Cletus:  He secretly worships at the altar of Mike Morhaime so I’m not surprised he said Blizz.

Remus:  So Mike Morhaime is a religion?

What is your favorite race/class?

EGF:  Troll hunter. Hands down. I’m a huntard and proud of it. You need ranged DPS from hell? Call me. I can’t tank or heal for sh*t, but ranged DPS is a different (and happy) story.

Cletus:  I like my Belf DK ’cause it attracts a lot of girls.

Remus: GIRLS? Oh you mean Guys In Real Life? Anyway, I like my Tauren Druid and my Undead Rogue. And I think DKs are still too overpowered (though I have a couple of level 80 DKs myself).

Cletus:  You’re still bitter that my pretty boy DK keeps beating your ugly cow in duels.

EGF:  Children, children….

Your heroes in WoW.

EGF:  Uncle Thrall.

Cletus: Lady Sylvanas ’cause she’s smokin’ in that metal bikini.

Remus:  Saurfang

Prominent WoW characters you despise the most.

EGF:  King Varian because he’s the Ally big cheese and he’s always the one boss that’s keeping you from achieving For The Horde! Took a few attempts before we finally downed him and got the achievement. And heck, that was on just one realm for one of my many toons! Poor guy must be so sick of me.

Cletus:  Ditto. He’s a son of a b*tch to kill.

Remus:  I beg to differ. It’s Algalon. Killing him is something I can only dream of.

Cletus: Yeah, yeah but not everyone is geared enough for Ulduar and if you’re talking about everyday prominent WoW characters that even a green and blue-wearing noob has a chance of killing, then it’s gotta be Varian.

Remus:  Just giving my humble opinion, you crude rube.

Cletus: Oh shut up, society boy.

How many alts do you have?

EGF: Gak, too many!

Cletus:  I have a lot of level 1 alts.

Remus:  Too many neglected alts languishing in many servers on each account. I hate clutter so I deleted most of my toons and retained my favorite 8.

Your favorite occupation?

EGF:  Being the unofficial tormentor of all things spammy and scammy.

Cletus:  Being my father’s son.

Remus:  Crunching numbers in an office housed in the same building as one of the city’s  top modeling agencies.

Your idea of misery?

EGF:  Tuesday realm maintenance.

Cletus:  That and not having enough money on a Friday night.

Remus:  Working on a Saturday.

What’s your favorite food/drink?

EGF:  My grandmother’s beef lasagna, my mother’s Burgundy beef stew, and Peter Luger steaks (on someone else’s dime). Yup, I love dem cows downed with chocolate and peanut butter shakes.

Cletus:  Deep dish pizza and a Pepsi.

Remus:  Anything from Balthazar restaurant.

What you hate the most (outside WoW).

EGF:  Plenty. Snowstorms. Filthy public restrooms. Overly chatty baristas who look and sound like they should lay off the espressos themselves. People who cut in line.

Cletus:  Fat, ugly chicks who lie about me flirting with them.

Remus:  My ex-girlfriend who raped my bank account.

How would you like to die?

EGF:  In an amusing way.

Cletus:  In a way that I can spirit rez and go back to living a debauched life.

Remus:  Sitting at my desk just before I sign my last will and testament. That ought to cause a riot.

When will you stop playing WoW?

EGF:  Never I think.

Cletus:  Let me ask you this: when will Blizz pull the plug on WoW?

Remus:  They better not pull the plug before I’ve managed to kill every (bleep)ing boss there is.

EGF:  Yeah and with Cataclysm in the works, why the hell would you ask such a question?

To be continued…

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