September 24th 2009 11:22 pm
HEY MYEASYGOLD, YOU KNOW WHAT? I’M STILL PISSED
To the General Manager / Head Honcho / Bunion Scraper to the Owner of MyEasyGold.com:
How are ya? I’d like to call your attention to the WoW Gold Facts silver medal that is displayed at the bottom of your landing page. How it ended up there when I have never reviewed nor purchased from your site is something I can only guess till I’m blue in the face. My best friend Cletus thinks it’s because you guys are unethical, period. My other best friend Remus thinks you’re a douchebag, period. I think you did it to:
a) annoy me on purpose
b) mislead customers on purpose
c) spare your weak brains from thinking of an original footer for the home page
d) save money (I bet you’re too cheap to hire a graphic designer)
e) make yourselves look credible and professional when the sad truth is you are nothing but a worthless, scamming, lying pile of llama dung.
I told my readers in my previous post never to buy gold from your company and I will continue to do so even after you’ve removed that medal image from your website. Oh yeah, I know what you’re thinking: Bad publicity from EGF is still publicity. I remember a certain idiot (who was probably high on crack when he told me this) that there is no such thing as bad publicity. Suuuuuuure, tell that to Bernard Madoff and his thieving ilk.
At this point I should be telling you to go suck a rock but hey, maybe you’d like to present your side? Perhaps you’d like to send an email my way to explain why you stole the image from IGE (the real silver medalist) and slapped it on your cheap website? I promise not to laugh at your crappy English.
I’ll be waiting for your reply.
For the Horde,
Extreme Gold Fan
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6 Comments »
Adrian Kou on 25 Sep 2009 at 4:07 pm #
The WGF medal isn’t the only thing that’s copy and pasted. The BizRate, GameVendor, McAfee, and Verisign logos are all bullshit too.
Hot "F"udge on 25 Sep 2009 at 5:38 pm #
Go, EGF! Give that eeebbiiLL website the worst wowmine treatment. We want myeasygold.com’s head on a platter.
RAWR! :3
Bill Compton on 28 Sep 2009 at 4:14 am #
NO TO COPYCATS = SPAMMERS = SCAMMERS = RIPOFFS! NO TO MYEASYGOLD.COM!
Naid on 30 Sep 2009 at 9:19 pm #
I perused MyEasyGold and couldn’t help but notice the UPS logo. I can just imagine the dude in the brown shorts walking up to my door with a little package containing only a single note, which would no doubt read simply:
“Sucker.”
david on 06 Apr 2010 at 4:52 pm #
I’ve actually used myeasygold and it wasn’t a scam. Cheap prices and the delivery occurred within 15 minutes both times.
I’m sure that you will think I work for them, so maybe I should throw out slang that no Chinese farmer, even one who knows english, would know:
Dis is legit playa! Fo’ realz ez money fo no franklins. Respec!
david on 19 Apr 2010 at 5:56 pm #
Or even office quotes:
“Mo’ money, mo’ problems Stanley. You of all people should know that.”
“If you walk into Burlington Coat Factory with $600 you are literally a king.”
Convinced I’m for real?