September 16th 2009 10:14 pm
MY APOLOGIES TO THOSE I OFFENDED: KANYE-STYLE!
Okay, Cletus is going to murder me for logging in to this Wordpress account right after I promised him that I won’t do any posts until he fixes the slight technical catastrophe we ran into 5 hours ago (it was my fault, by the way).
But I’m only human (IRL, not in the game), which means I am vulnerable to breaking promises even to my own best friend. (excuses, excuses)
Anyhoo, I’d like to take this opportunity to apologize to those I recently offended. Judging from the recent (unapproved) comments — all with crappy English and masked IPs AND fake email adds — it’s high time I say sorry to the gold sellers whose ire I earned.
*sarcasm alert*
But since I was never really good at apologies, I figured I needed an apology generator to get me started. This could serve as a template of sorts in the future as I make more enemies along the way…
Luckily, I stumbled into this nifty little thing which sprouted right after Kanye West did that sweet little Taylor Swift wrong.
Neato, eh? Here is the output…and to ya’ll gold sellers who got a thumbs down from me (and certain readers), hope my apology will suffice. =D
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9 Comments »
Kanye West on 16 Sep 2009 at 10:31 pm #
Imma let you finish but Sylvanas has the best video ever!
Bill Compton on 16 Sep 2009 at 10:38 pm #
LOL. This is fun. I’ll try to experiment on this.
Trev on 16 Sep 2009 at 11:56 pm #
Sylvanas has a video???
Lestat de Lioncourt on 17 Sep 2009 at 2:15 am #
Yes. That’s how she won a VMA.
Chadwick575 on 17 Sep 2009 at 7:11 am #
Your blog never fails to deliver. You put a lot of time and effort into this, and every once in awhile I have to leave a comment to thank you for the laughs.
Cathryn Wheel on 17 Sep 2009 at 7:29 am #
Damn you EGF you got me hooked. I used the apology generator 8 TIMES!
Mike on 17 Sep 2009 at 3:38 pm #
FUCK WOWMINE, UMGE AND THEIR UNDERHANDED TACTICS THEY ARENT ABLE TO SUE YOU GUYS FOR HOSTING THE COURT DOCS FROM MS VS ERIC LAM THOSE ARE PUBLIC DOCUMENTS!!!!!!! THEY HAVE MADE THREATS VS YOU IN WHICH YOU CAN SUE THEM FOR + THEY ARE SUEING A MAN NAMED BRUCE EVERISS FOR TELLING PEOPLE WHO THEY ARE.
Peter M. on 17 Sep 2009 at 8:09 pm #
Nyahahahaha!!! (Orc laughter in WOW). I enjoyed reading that! I was about to go on a heroic Raid with my friends when I read your stuff. I couldn’t help laughing whenever I remember your post (even after we got wiped in Naxx because yourstruly being the Priest-in-charge of healing the tanks, failed to focus on healig the party as I became busy trying the KANYE WEST Apology Link during the heat of combat…hehehe…).
Why do I get the feeling my guild will be kicking out all my toons because of the failed Intance Raid? Maybe i can also use the KANYE WEST Apology Link on my guildmates (HAR HAR HAR)
P.S. Chinese Gold sellers SUCK!!! They probably are the ones who ask to be invited into people’s Guilds, only for them to clean out the Guild Bank using their other toons. Some of these pricks can probably hack into your account if you reply to their spam emails. Be smart, my Horde Buddies, and DON’T reply to any unsolicited emails. Alliance Players are encouraged to do so (wink wink).
FOR THE HORDE!!!
oli on 17 Sep 2009 at 9:41 pm #
I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO Arthas AND Sargeras FOR cauterizing THE scourge. I SPOKE TO Sargeras RIGHT AFTER. Arthas IS VERY retarded !!……….. I’M IN THE WRONG FOR kissing AND killing!!!!!!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT the Knights of the Ebon Blade. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Arthas 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF Dunkin Donuts!!! yall KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!! Dawg I GAVE MY essence of ichor TO The Jonas Brothers WHEN THEY DESERVED IT… THAT’S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I’M NOT CRAZY YALL, I’M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!