September 3rd 2009 05:44 am
FACTION CHANGES Plus The Yogg-Saron Blues Brothers
Yes! Faction change service now available! To all ya Allies who regret rolling on your faction, come join the Horde where the people are cooler, the women are lovelier (you’ve seen our amazing Blood Elf babes in action), the men are real men (except for the Blood Elves, I guess), the leaders are tougher (Uncle Thrall haz dem muscles to prove it!), and no one is under five feet tall (yet).
So come to the real Light. Your past gankings and sundry transgressions will be forgiven (I think). You will be welcomed this time with open arms instead of blood-soaked polearms. Quick, join us, before you change your friggin’ minds about plunking down $30 to go from Nelf to Belf …
…or from Lawn Ornament to Cemetery Citizen.
Trust me, the Horde is way cooler and our Trade chats are more annoying they’re almost a guilty pleasure!You’ll like my Uncle Thrall especially when you meet him face to face under more pleasant circumstances, not like the last time you crashed Grommash Hold with thirty-five other people or so and got spat on.
In other news, I am extremely impressed with the blue-geared peeps who downed Yogg-Saron. That should shut up the condescending SOBs who insist you pass their gear inspection first, which strikes Cletus as hilarious because he says it’s like a porn film producer checking out a prospective talent’s, um, gear.
Now don’t get me wrong. Gear does matter, but some people just take all the gear inspection waaaaay too seriously, they have no qualms about insulting the poor soul begging to join their all-important heroic run. But Gevlon and company proved to all that a bunch of blue-wearing boys and babes CAN own someone like Sweet Ol’ Yogg. Hooray for experience, teamwork, PATIENCE and DISCIPLINE.
And look, they’re Hordies! :) Makes me so proud I’m a Hordie! Wanna feel the same pride? Go spend those $30.
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2 Comments »
meatwad on 05 Sep 2009 at 12:43 pm #
female BElfs ARE much hotter than female NElfs (and human women too!)
too bad their dudes look like ladies…
Bill Compton on 05 Sep 2009 at 11:58 pm #
YES! JOIN THE HORDE!
FOR THE HORDE!