September 2nd 2009 06:06 am
EGF ANSWERS READERS’ “PROUST QUESTIONNAIRE” PLUS SUNDRY QUESTIONS (2/2)
Here’s part two, kiddies…
How many lifetime honorable kills do you have?
EGF: Er, on my old main alone? Not a lot. Less than 40K. Others, few thousand each.
Cletus: Haha, I have more.
Remus: I know you have the most honorable cybersex conquests on our realm.
Cletus: Jealous much?
What’s the dumbest thing you ever did in WoW?
EGF: Well, tanking was never my forte and that’s putting it mildly. But Alvin our guild head honcho wanted me to master all the classes so he made me level a warrior. We were doing Hellfire Ramparts, with me as tank. Now we all know that the tank should, um, tank and keep the targets away from the healer. But the fel orcs were all over me and in my panic I ran into our little party dragging the orcs with me and got the healer killed first.
Cletus: Yeah man that was first-class epic dumb from start to finish.
Remus: Yeah, poor Alvin’s priest.
EGF: Yup, yup. He was so mad at me he yelled "IS THAT HOW YOU TANK? GODDAMMIT YOU STAY THERE AND I’LL SHOW YOU HOW IT’S DONE!!!"
Remus: It was unbelievable. First time in my life I saw a priest tank.
Cletus: Scary sh*t.
EGF: Yeah but Alvin knows his stuff.
Cletus: Yeah but he died anyway.
What changes would you like to see in WoW?
EGF: How about a gag order on the retards who pollute Trade chat with their Xbox jokes? And more severe punishment for gankers?
Cletus: I don’t wanna see another "additional instance cannot be launched" message. Please!
Remus: Ditto.
How many times do you say "F*ck the Alliance!" in a day?
EGF: Now contrary to popular belief, I don’t say that everyday. I say that only when I get ganked, and lately I’m the one doing the ganking. I’ve had it with being a carebear.
Cletus: At least once a day.
Remus: Ask Alvin that question.
EGF: Oh yeah. Alvin who breaks a plate while doing the dishes and says "f*ck the alliance!" Alvin whose computer breaks down and blames it on the Alliance. Alvin who got mugged on his way to work and while being interviewed by the police said "f*ck the Alliance!"
Remus: Alvin whose girlfriend caught him dating another chick and got slapped in public…
Cletus: He got caught???
Remus: Yup. And he blamed it on the Alliance.
Do you play on an RP server?
EGF: No. Never bothered.
Cletus: Nope. Too gay.
Remus: I hear High Overload Saurfang is the Chuck Norris of RP servers.
Do you really get emailed death threats?
EGF: I had to create a special folder for email death threats from gold sellers. Does that answer your question?
Cletus: All written in bad English.
Remus: "You bad American so like your government lies lies and you die hard soon." I mean, WTF is that?
EGF: Beats the hell out of me. All I understand is that he wants me to "die hard soon".
Cletus: Sounds like he wants you to die from a Viagra overdose.
Why do you mishear song lyrics?
EGF: I wish I knew. My hearing is okay, though.
Cletus: No it’s not.
Remus: Wait’ll you hear him sing.
What songs do you listen to?
EGF: Everything EXCEPT country and anything by Barry Manilow and the cast of High School Musical .
Cletus: You just reminded me: that Vanessa chick needs a Brazilian wax. Have you seen her pics?
Remus: I don’t like thug music and you leave that poor girl alone.
What do you do when realms are down?
EGF: I work. I do my film school stuff. I have lunch with my gf. I do normal stuff.
Cletus: Ditto but I don’t go to film school and I don’t have a gf.
Remus: I get on with my life.
What’s your present state of mind?
EGF: Happy. I’m in love.
Cletus: I’m hungry.
Remus: Bored.
Your future plans for WoW Gold Facts?
EGF: Sigh, I’m really gunning for a price comparison chart as well as a new design and new categories to organize the posts. It’s a big-a$$ project with a rather hefty price tag, because Cletus here overcharges and sh*t. I’m still scraping the money for the first deposit.
Cletus: I have never overcharged you for anything!
Remus: You overcharge everything! You’re the only mage I know who charges 30g for a port to Dal! Free if they agree to a quickie.
EGF: If I agree to a quickie, would you revamp my site for free?
Cletus: (Bleep)ing (bleep) (bleep)!!
EGF: Guess not.
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2 Comments »
Bill Compton on 02 Sep 2009 at 9:12 pm #
LOL @ Ramparts raid. The priest might have had a higher threat than the warrior which is why the mob attacked him. Priests can tank, too, you know… on lowbie dungeon raids though.
Trev on 03 Sep 2009 at 4:49 am #
Note to self - DO NOT INVITE EGF TO TANK