August 17th 2009 06:02 am
INTERLUDE POST: EXCUSE ME, LADY, BUT THIS CUTE GUY DOESN’T EAT MEN
Well, dang, at least she called me "cute guy"!
This is, without a doubt, the most disturbing newsletter I’ve received to date. Cherry, the "top sales person" from G4per dot com, must have hired her 12-year old sister to write this masterpiece….a horny 12-year old sister who happens to be incurably addicted to smileys and colorful typefaces and who failed her English class not once, not twice, but 20 (bleeping) times. That’s enough reason for me and you not to buy from this shady, sleazy, never-heard-of, spammy, freaky, potentially fly-by-night gold seller!
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So in a nutshell, what is wrong with this email? Hell, EVERYTHING!!!
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5 Comments »
Cathryn Wheel on 18 Aug 2009 at 1:58 am #
Hey EGf I got the same sh*t from Cherry!!!
Trev on 18 Aug 2009 at 9:20 am #
Cathryn you mean she called you cute guy too? DISTURBING!
meatwad on 18 Aug 2009 at 12:08 pm #
uhm… she said, “Hey Dear Cute cuy lol” what the hell is a “cuy”???
Lestat de Lioncourt on 18 Aug 2009 at 1:46 pm #
Lestat de Lioncourt on 18 Aug 2009 at 1:52 pm #
“Good luck with eating more bad guys” –> WTF is that?