July 30th 2009 11:54 pm

UNWANTED SSEX: ANGRY WOW PLAYERS BLOW UP THE SUSAN EXPRESS (2/3)

Hey, Jack and company, thanks for making all that effort to get screenshots a la EGF. However, I had to edit them (read: cover up your personal details). You sent me images showing your contact details, your buddy’s mother’s PayPal email address, and everything I could use for identity theft (that is, if I were a crook).  Good job but next time, take out the ID details, okay?

Moving on…

Here are two of the images contributed by Jack et al:

SSEX Confirmation Page

Susan Express PayPal

So as Jack mentioned, no phone verification was made after the payment was received by Susan Express, which was foolish on the part of SSEX because the order details showed that the email address in the contact information was different from the PayPal email. Now such a discrepancy, in my experience, would trigger any gold seller’s Fraud department to ring up the customer. WHY THEY LET THIS SLIP IS BEYOND ME! Are they so desperate for a sale that they would just turn a blind eye and go process the order? Man, if that’s the case, then any 13-year old who knows his parent’s PayPal log-in would surely get away with murder ordering from SSEX. (Ugh, that sounded really bad..and dirty).

Oh, and check out their bizzaro delivery instructions:

From: susan

Subject: SSEX09XXXXXXXXXXXX

Dear XXXXXXX,

Thanks for purchasing gold on our website. Please follow the instructions as below:

1. Could you forward the paypal receipt(payment invoice email) to [email protected]

2. Usually we prefer to use auction house for delivery.

Could you go put 2 bandages for 1060G a piece in Auction House? set "Buyout",48hours(very long). Like this:

bandage(any type) very long(48hrs) char name buyout 1060G

bandage(any type) very long(48hrs) char name buyout 1060G

Total auction amount: 2120G= 2*1060G (The extra gold is a 5% commission fee to AH.)

3. For safety issues, it’s better to use a low level characters without the letter (i) in it to put the bandage in AH.

After you done it, pls tell us what stuff and which char you put in AH by email. We will check it,and try our best to buy them out as soon as we can. Thanks.

4. We will make a phone confirmation with you, if you are our new customer. Thanks!

If you have any question and request, welcome to our livechat or MSN or email us anytime. o(∩_∩)o

Waiting for your early reply.

Sincerely,

Sales Department
SusanExpress.com/SusanExpress.net

Okay, this is retarded. First, they ask for your toon’s name in the order process, then they send this email telling you to use a low level character instead (sort of like your bank alt) to put up the auction at the AH. Why they don’t want the letter ‘I’ in a toon name beggars the imagination.

Now picture 2 bandages selling for 1060g in the AH. As I mentioned 10,000 times, that is akin to screaming to the entire realm that you’ve made arrangements with a gold seller. Can you be any more obvious?That’s about as subtle as a live sex show in the middle of Battery Park! I mean come on, who sells bandages for 1060g????

Oh yeah right, only those who’ve purchased gold from a Chinese gold seller and foolish enough to listen to their stupid trade instructions.

To be continued.

6 Comments »

6 Responses to “UNWANTED SSEX: ANGRY WOW PLAYERS BLOW UP THE SUSAN EXPRESS (2/3)”

  1. Lestat de Lioncourt on 31 Jul 2009 at 11:08 am #

    They are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo desperate to get a sale. 1 order is very rare for them because players aren’t stupid enough to place orders from them. No offense to Jack, though. I mean, it wouldn’t be triggered if these spammers won’t flood the mails and chatboxes with their nonsense ads.

  2. Mike on 20 Nov 2009 at 11:57 am #

    SusanExpress is great as of right now. One: They don’t spam in WoW anymore. Two: I always get my gold within 24 hours. They don’t have the toon level requirement anymore (I use my main all the time to put up the auctions, probably epicly retarded, I know.) Still no “I” in ur toon name. All I can come up with is that someone there made a mistake once and typed a “J” where an “I” should have been. Who knows. They do use the auction house method, which I will never understand because, as stated above, you are announcing to the whole server (and Blizzard!) that you are buying gold. Why don’t they just do a face to face? Whatever the case, I have bought tons of gold from SusanExpress and am happy with the service. Though it still scares me to put that auction up every time.

  3. Mitch on 21 Jan 2010 at 12:07 pm #

    Your all freaking retarted. Who has never put something stupid on the AH for an ungodly amount of cash. People with toons on other factions do it all the time. Say you have a 80 human and a 20 Bloodelf and you need some cash. Your Bloodelf puts something stupid, “Bandage” on the AH for 2000G, then you get on you human go to the AH and buy it, basically just like mailing 2000G to another toon. Blizz won’t think twice about it because people do it all the time. So if you think about it, its alot smarter dealing through the AH because Blizz cant track it, and it’s less obvious than a lvl 1 naked ork running up to you in org and giving you gold in front of everyone. Everyone kinda gets the hint of whats going on there.

  4. Rob on 02 Jun 2010 at 11:59 pm #

    The reason they don’t want the letter “i” in the name is because the capital “I” and lower case “l” in wow look exactly the same.

  5. Stanley on 08 Jun 2010 at 1:52 am #

    Mitch// Not really, because some people make bankalt with random names and maybe sometimes with gibberish because they dont find it necessary to give creative named toward bank alts, so it is hard to tell between someone’s bank alt and delivery mule.

  6. Nathan on 26 Apr 2011 at 9:54 pm #

    @Everyone… mmosavor is much better. 15minute delivery gaurenteed. Face to face trade! and if you dont receive money within 15minutes, call them and they will make sure you get it!

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