July 7th 2009 09:58 pm
WOTLKGOLD.NET: BACK TO THE EMPIRE OF THE BIGGIES Plus 24/7 Chicks in Live Help (1/4)
Time for a new review. Did anyone enjoy the downtime today? I did. Gave me the opportunity to have brunch again with my special lady and walk her to work. Woot!
After the recent false alarm - ya know, some brilliant journalists erroneously reported how China was going to get rid of those gold farmers - I figured I’d "celebrate" the good news by going back to reviewing the big RMT sites (read: Chinese). That doesn’t mean I’m going to put the small North American gold sellers in the back burner, though. I’m just going to ping-pong reviews between those two groups, just to balance things out.
So next on the list is WotLKgold.net (how original). Let’s check them out.
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WotlkGold.net Continues to Lead the Market FOR OVER 5 YEARS AND COUNTING This is WHY: WotlkGold continues to lead the market, for over 4 years and counting. - First you say it’s been 5 years, and now it’s 4. And note to the copywriter: you failed to explain the WHY.
And wasn’t Wrath of the Lich King launched just last November? They must have had a psychic with them when they registered their domain name FIVE years ago. Awesome.
Fastest world of warcraft gold Delivery, Cheapest world of warcraft gold Delivery, 100% Customer Satisfaction! Why Choose Any Other?! We guarantee you will receive your gold within 15 mins. - I heard those lines like 1,876 times in my life and I have yet to experience that infamous 15-minute delivery. It is akin to waiting for a Furious Gladiator ’s Recurve bow to drop on my lap!
LIVE HELP 24/7 CHICK HERE! -LIVE HELP??? TWENTY-FOUR SEVEN CHICK HERE???? PRAISE BE, THEY HAVE WOW GOLD AND CYBERSEX IN ONE AWESOME PACKAGE!! Cletus, this is THE place to fulfill your kinkiest WoW fantasies! What are you waiting for, boy! Get online!
Let’s check their live help.
I get some chick with the virginal name Mary. My testosterone level suddenly drops from haywire mode to snooze levels. Looks like I’m not going to get the "awesome help" I had in mind. Anyway, back to work mode.
12 hours. So much for the 15-minute delivery guarantee.
Okay, so now the company is 3 years old. This is all very confusing. And Portland, Oregon she says. Yeah right.
And the canned text is gving me a very bad case of deja vu.
thleveling.com??? Erckle, are they owned by the THSale group?
Of course, they’re not going to admit anything in the About Us page, which should be rid of this daft copy:
The www.wotlkgold.net is the center of the persistent universe gaming economy, a place where virtual currencies and powerleveling serviec being bought, sold and traded by game players and developers are listed, tracked and analyzed. - You? The "center of the persistent universe gaming economy"? Oh, get off your high horse.
We have powerful sales team, customer services, and technical support to ensure that, the game player will achieve the purchase of the virtual assets and currency around the clock smoothly and fleetly. - "Fleetly". You’d think the center of the persistent universe gaming economy could afford to hire someone who can speak and write fluent English.
And as for their WoW gold prices…
At least $7.98 for a thousand gold. Not bad!
Okay, this dude is ordering.
To be continued…
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8 Comments »
Le Dorque Impérieux on 08 Jul 2009 at 4:45 am #
Whoa. “Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.” Rings a bell to me. G4Air? LOL!!!
oli on 08 Jul 2009 at 4:59 am #
Hey EGF I tried their Live Help and I got a guy not a chick. Epic fail!
meatwad on 08 Jul 2009 at 10:25 am #
my fingers are crossed for you, EGF.
meatwad on 08 Jul 2009 at 10:37 am #
notice the banner on the corner?
No Spam
Low Prices
Fast Delivery
Real Service
Real Security
Rock Solid Guarantees
where have I seen this before?
meatwad on 08 Jul 2009 at 10:42 am #
I’ve also seen this guarantee somewhere…
SATISFACTION
100%
WOTLK
GUARANTEED
Lestat de Lioncourt on 08 Jul 2009 at 11:42 am #
@meatwad: LOL. They might have copied it from IGE.com. This, my friend, is truly an EPIC FAILURE! Another scamming site from the TH group of companies (or should I say company). Ü
Littlebark on 08 Jul 2009 at 5:56 pm #
Oh dear… God luck, EGF. Hope they don’t make you blow a gasket!
Killerbee on 04 Oct 2009 at 3:33 pm #
hey guys. This website is so epicly fial it is not even funny. I tried the powerleveling service. They got my account suspended. I gave them another shot and found my guy botting. I wondered why he hadn’t even gotten one level after a day and a half of going at it, and then I was informed that the service would take two weeks, after beign told it was only 4-5days when i bought it. I allowed them to continue after being compensated with a upgrade in the service. I then recieve a call from a friend that my guy has been afk for about an hour. I jump on my other account and go find him. I find him dead and just laying there. I guess the bot failed or whatever.
I contact them and they tell me they will get another leveler. Anyway, I let them go another day and then get an email that my account has been suspended again. I contact them and tell them that I want out. That the service has been deathly slow and that there are too many problems. They tell me I can’t get a refund because they have already paid the leveler. Their fail. We argue about it for a while and reach an impass.
Moral of the story, never shop with these guys. The help doesn’t speak english very well also. I had to close five windows before I got someone who could understand me. Their gold is expensive as well.