May 26th 2009 08:48 pm
A DIFFERENT KIND OF REVIEW: MOGS.COM Plus Sis Helps Out With Live Help (2/4)
Back to MOGS.com. I was about to pay their Live Help a visit to see if someone would pick up this time, and lo and behold, my sister (who was hanging out in my apartment killing time before picking up her boyfriend at the airport) volunteered to chat with Customer Support, just for kicks.
"Ask them what Express Delivery is, that you want to order at least three thousand gold. Give them some random realm, and if they ask Alliance or Horde, say –"
"Alliance?"
"Weeelll, if you’re into ankle biters that have this neon sign above their heads that say ‘Kill On Sight’, then go ahead, say Alliance."
She made a face. "Jackass."
"I love you too. Start chatting. Don’t close the window unless I say so. I need screenshots."
Here’s the pre-chat window:
Tom Mogs (sounds like a gnome’s name, and that ain’t an insult, okay, Tom buddy? Hehe) picks up.
Ah hell, no way I’m giving my WoW account name and password to another person! I’d rather smear myself with sheep’s blood and pat a Komodo dragon on the head than surrender my log-in details to a third party!
Two to three thousand gold in stock..that’s not a lot.
Well, I’ll have to agree that holding stock really isn’t possible. There have been reports of the publisher banning gold seller’s accounts for keeping stock of Croesus-like proportions. (And yet certain Chinese sites still insist they have a bajillion gold on hand, ready to be delivered! Ha!)
Okay, great, 24/7 delivery. So if my insomnia decides to pay me a visit at an hour when the rest of the country is deep in slumber, I can still expect someone from MOGS to pop up in the game and deliver the gold. And the online tracking URL sounds like a great system.
And that is that, said the cat in the hat.
Or rather, said my sis as she grabbed her hat, kissed me on the forehead and left for the airport to pick up the love of her life.
To order or not to order?
Order, of course!
To be continued…
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4 Comments »
oli on 27 May 2009 at 9:22 pm #
Gnomes = Kill On Sight. Har har har. Hate gnomes.
Looks like you’ve got a winner in MOGS
Cathryn Wheel on 28 May 2009 at 10:39 am #
I’m really happy for you, EGF. Your reviews are usually explosive and I worry about your blood pressure. Good thing MOGS didn’t get you all worked up, or you would have popped another vein.
Tom on 03 Jun 2009 at 7:02 pm #
No offense taken, but why all the gnome hate!?
Lestat de Lioncourt on 12 Jun 2009 at 2:52 pm #
Gnomes are like ticks, they are kinda irritating (to the skin and to the sight!)
LOL!
Kill all the f*cking jumping gnomes!