May 24th 2009 11:55 pm
THE FREAKIEST PORCINE ABOMINATION THIS SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE
Okay, before I go to sleep and spend the next day bonding with the fam over a picnic lunch straight out of a Norman Rockwell painting, I’d like to show this to y’all…and maybe you can help me figure out what species this is:
(Newsletter forwarded by Cletus who says the guild misses me but not in a gay way)
Okay, so this spammer-slash-scammer is offering 10% bonus but only to those who order more than 500g…and they’ve got this weird creature floating on its back to entice you to order from them. But instead of ordering, you’re like staring at the disturbing image and wondering what in God’s name is that thing. If that is supposed to be a pig, then why…
…does the snout look more like a person’s nose?
..is the head disproportionately bigger than the body?
…does it have a horizontal cleft chin?
ROFL.
Really classy.
Enjoy your Memorial Day, kids. Be safe and happy.
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Hot "F"udge on 25 May 2009 at 7:11 am #
Joan Rivers (Celebrity Apprentice): ” W|-|ORE PIT VIPER!!!”
…that’s what it is.
Matt-ematician on 25 May 2009 at 10:03 am #
@ Hot “F”udge - LOL. Saw that when they guested on Ellen Degeneres show.
Maybe that creature is Joan Rivers herself. The nose, chin, and the body — all plastic surgery. ( ‘ (0o) ‘ )
Lestat de Lioncourt on 25 May 2009 at 5:17 pm #
I thought the drawing is related to Memorial day.
It’s odd for it to be a pig.
“We want you to take this offer and relax” - Are they ordering us to take their sh*t and relax? First, if people are going to relax on Memorial day, how can they pay respects to their beloved who died during the war? That’s inappropriate. Second, who can relax on such a site known for scamming and ripping off Wowgoldpig? If there is one who would need the relaxation, it’s them. They should rest eternally.
Bernelli on 25 May 2009 at 6:13 pm #
Put a tombstone right at the top of that thing’s head. After that, engrave “R.I.P. WOWGOLDHOG!” on it. Then, let’s celebrate and relax.