May 12th 2009 05:45 am
IN-GAME SPAM: THE LATEST PICK-UP LINE
"Hi, are you there?"
Yeah, that was the deathless opening spiel we got from ‘em in-game spammers. But guess what? I learned this evening that they’ve got a new line! No hi’s or hello’s — they just introduce themselves right off the bat.
Case in point:
"This is James."
And I was like, James from my guild???? I was a bit taken aback that James — Mr. Macho-Oozing-with-Testosterone — would roll a new toon and choose a girlie name like Druza when he’s known for coming up with badass names like Offaleater and Liverchewer.
Well, it didn’t turn out to be ol’ guildie James. Nope. It was James — most likely a pseudonym of some guy named Chang or Li or Ning — of RMT site WoWSoGood .
Cripes, they’re everywhere. Every friggin’ realm.
I know I said this soooo many times but please, people, do not support spammers. Do not buy WoW gold from companies that pollute the chats in the game with their spammy and scammy offers! Do what I do: report them…and buy gold only from professional and ethical sellers.
In the meantime, "James", why don’t you take your toon on a leisurely sight-seeing trip? Must be boring there in Org. Here’s what you do: from Orgrimmar, run to Rocktusk Farm. Careful you don’t get killed by those raptors and scorpids. There’s a zep tower there. Go up. It’s a dizzying climb. When you get to the top, you’ll see a little green gremlin named Greeb Ramrocket. He’s the Borean Tundra Zeppelin Master and a dear friend of mine. Don’t talk to him though, you’ll only look retarded if you do.
Get on the zep. It’s pretty bare bones — no nuts, no drinks, no cute flight attendants passing around moist towelettes. You don’t need those; it’s gonna be a very short trip to Warsong Hold. No, it’s nothing like Orgrimmar. You’re not in Kansas anymore, Toto.
When you get to Warsong Hold, stand near the quarry and wait for Ith’rix the Harvester . When you see him, give him a good slap for me and tell him that’s for all the crap he put me and my guildies through.
Have fun.
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Daphne on 12 May 2009 at 8:14 am #
“When you get to Warsong Hold, stand near the quarry and wait for Ith’rix the Harvester . When you see him, give him a good slap for me and tell him that’s for all the crap he put me and my guildies through.”
Hehehehehe. You’re evil, dude!
Shiro on 13 May 2009 at 3:54 am #
The name ‘wowsogood.com’ is pretty saucy. Taken straight out of a porno flick.
Nick on 29 Dec 2009 at 12:48 pm #
this company will actually deliver the gold….then proceed to steal your account put an authenticator on it and resell all of your gold along with any items you had and rob your guilds bank for anything they can immediately sell. They then delete all characters and replace them with a level 1 that they use to scam other players.
Nick on 29 Dec 2009 at 12:49 pm #
the company I was referring to above ^^ is wowsogood.com
Wowsogoodisondrugs on 31 Dec 2009 at 6:35 pm #
The people at Wowsogood.com have a very peculiar site.
There is what looks to be a dragon with down syndrome who’s recently had a hit of MDMA saying “BUY GOLD HERE LOL”, they have no live chat as far as I know, just a thing to send them a message. AND THEIR PRICES ARE FUCKING NUTS.
Go on a random server/faction on their site and do a mock order (ex. Aman’Thul Horde) 500 (Their lowest) is $25.99 USD! 1000 is $46.99! Even WoWmine has better prices for heaven’s sake.