May 3rd 2009 11:34 pm
A WHAT THE HECK POST: IGXE, SWINE FLU, AND OTHER HOGWASH
Thank you, WGF reader Sir Humphalot for giving me the URL to this laugh-fest:
IGXE appeals to the common sense of people to take precautions against the Swine Flu. We wish to deliver our concern to all the customers at IGXE. So here we planned this Care Programme to offer free thermometer and respirator for all our valued customers and donating $1 per order to CDC (Centers for Disease Control and Prevention) regarding this Swine Flu.
You only need to email us with your Basic contacts such as Your name, Present address , Postal Code and Phone number to this the email address: marketing@igxe.com . We will mail the thermometer and respirator to you as soon as possible.
Now I know health care in this country is spotty sometimes but it never gets to the point when one becomes so desperate as to go to a gold seller for a free thermometer and respirator. Makes me wonder how IGXE can say "we will mail the thermometer and respirator to you as soon as possible" when they sure as hell can’t even deliver something as intangible as WoW gold. I’d also like to know how they can afford this sort of campaign. But as Remus savagely puts it: "They will receive great returns on their investment after they sell your name and contact details to every third party on the face of the earth."
"If you cough or sneeze, cover your nose and mouth with a tissue and then toss it out. " - Cripes, toss out my nose and mouth? The Chinese medical society is strict!
"Turn your face into the crook of your elbow, to keep germs from flying away. " - ..and send them hurtling towards the armpit area.
"If you develop a fever of 100.5F or higher…" - then what the heck are you doing at IGXE.com, fer chrissake! Go to a hospital. NOW!
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4 Comments »
Hot "F"udge on 04 May 2009 at 10:16 am #
I wear my Kakashi Ninja Mask to protect myself every time I go out. Better to pay for wow gold than to pay expensive hospital bills. :3
Lestat de Lioncourt on 04 May 2009 at 4:56 pm #
Swine Flu is serious and they should not use it to scam people. I mean, c’mon, who are they kidding? Their TrustLink logo is fake, TrustWho is fake, even their CDC logo is fake. They should have linked the logo to CDC’s homepage itself if they are serious of donating for the Swine Flu organizations and victims.
They should not benefit from this as this is a very serious matter. Instead, they should help the unfortunate victims of this pandemic.
Cathryn Wheel on 04 May 2009 at 9:16 pm #
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.
Stupid IGXE!
meatwad on 05 May 2009 at 10:26 am #
nice modus operandi for luring more spam email victims!