WoW Gold Facts

The lovely gems I get from sites I’ve reviewed. ROFL.

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Dear friend,

my name is sophine, i am from the g4p customer service,  we know u are a player of world of warcraft , so we want to make a significative investigation ,  how often do u play the game?in order to make the needs of our cutomer’s need we have prepared  enough for the payer at the weekend, do u have any need of the gold ? our service will be  online for 24 hours ,if u have any problems . pls dont feel free to tell me ,i  will do our best  to help u

yours sincerely
sophine

Sophine, if we were in the game, I’d say your IQ got debuffed by -50 and will not regenerate for 30 minutes.

But to answer your questions….

how often do u play the game? — Almost everyday to the detriment of my social life.

do u have any need of the gold ? — Not while there’s an industry-wide backlog, babe.

if u have any problems . pls dont feel free to tell me — I know you don’t want to listen to my sh*t, about how my parents don’t understand me and how they favor my older brother and they think being a male supermodel is crap, so okay, I won’t tell you.

So much for your significative investigation. Don’t you want to make a name for yourself as a significative investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as a  significative investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?

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