April 15th 2009 12:54 am
MMOGCART.COM: MAN MUST WAIT FOR GOLD Plus He Can Raid Some Other Time (2/4)
Vince is not a happy man. And it’s not because of today’s big-a$$ realm downtime (anyone else P.O.’d by that one?)
He placed the order at MMOGCart’s website three days ago, was told in an email that they would call him within half an hour to verify his order.
The call came in at 1:30 AM, several hours after he paid for the gold.
Now you know my pain, Vince.
MMOGCart verifications rep asked him a bunch of questions like "what level is your character?", "how much gold did you order?", "what is your server?", "what is your faction?" and "what is the address in your PayPal account?"
So after bugging him at that ungodly hour, they told him to go online and wait for their delivery toon. Vince flipped, of course, and reminded them using his most colorful vocabulary that it was one-bleeping-thirty-in-the-bleeping-morning-in-the-United-bleeping-States-of-America.
The Chinese rep then told him, "Can you wait for your gold?"
"Can you let me sleep first?"
"We’ll call you again when you are awake in the morning."
Well, thank God for small mercies.
Unfortunately he didn’t hear from MMOGCart in the morning. Neither in the afternoon. That evening we had a scheduled raid, to be led by Cletus (God have mercy on us, right?). Vince is always the first guy online (the only guy I know who can raid and eat dinner and talk to his girlfriend on the phone all at the same time, AND without breaking his concentration on the raid).
AND THEN…
rrring…..
MMOGCart calls him just when our little raid party is slowly gathering!
Pissed off but still polite, Vince told the Chinese dude that we’re raiding in a few and could he please arrange the face-to-face trade after three hours?
"Please go to Orgrimmar now and meet our guy in three minutes." came the indifferent reply.
"I am in Zul-(bleeping)-Drak in Northrend for a (bleeping) raid, there’s no way I can meet your (bleeping) guy in Org in three (bleeping) minutes!!!" He yelled.
"You can raid some other time, the gold is ready."
(My reaction: LOL!!!)
Vince hung up on him, but not before shouting ‘THREE HOURS, THAT’S ALL I NEED!!"
Three hours after our raid (let’s have a moment of silence for my little raid group), Vince contacted MMOGCart’s Live Help to let them know he’s on his way to Org. Rep told him, great, see you in the bank.
Vince waited nervously in the bank and got a whisper. "Hi"
"Hey", he whispered back.
"I’m here." MMOGCart’s delivery toon said.
"Great! Gold please."
"Trade a weapon."
"WTF?"
"Weapon or trinket." The MMOGCart toon demanded.
"No! Can’t trade soulbound items. Give me the gold!" Vince was livid at this point.
"You have one not soulbound." My, my, someone’s been checking out the damn armory!
"I said no!"
"Bye." Then MMOGCart’s toon logged off.
Oh.
My.
God.
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2 Comments »
Clysta on 15 Apr 2009 at 1:37 am #
I like how their email is Thsale0003. Hahahaha.
mini me on 19 Apr 2009 at 8:05 am #
WTF! Before they could actually deliver what he paid for, Vince has to give something in return!? That is sooo f*cking retarded!