April 14th 2009 02:32 am
MMOGCART.COM: Man Must Order Gold, Of Course Plus But I Don’t “All Raid Time”! (1/4)
New review courtesty of my buddy Vince, who gets spammed a lot by one MMOGCart.com, which beats the hell out of him since he’s never bought WoW gold from them.
"Maybe you bought from one of their sister sites?" I offered helpfully.
"Whatever, dude. Just check them out. I’ll even pay for this review."
Woohoo! I love doing a review on someone else’s dime!
So this is what happened two days ago. While Vince placed an order at MMOGCart, I checked out their site independently:
Oh okay, now I know that MMOGCart stands for: M an M ust O rder G old! C ause A ll R aid T ime! Brilliant! Quick, someone give the talented genius behind this acronym forty lashes and a crucifixion ’cause I can’t stop cringing.
So they’ve got all these other types of currency available but all I’m interested in is their WoW gold and how fast they deliver. 24 hours is acceptable is that’s what they promise. If I hear another 5-minute claim I will laugh. Really.
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Okay, now that little box that says Password Rules just made me flip. It’s eerily similar to……..
TA-DAH!!!!
Will you look at that!!! MMOGCart ripped the password rules thingie straight out of Blizzard’s WoW account management page. The nerve! Can’t they even draft their own password rules? What is wrong with these people??? Ripping off from Blizz’s site is an all-time low!
Boo!
The copy above is so spammy. WoW gold this and WoW gold that. Anything for SEO value, never mind if it all sounds retardedly repetitive.
"Just place your order to buy wow gold here then your desired wow gold will be in your mail box in wow game." - No face-to-face trade?
"I’m fine with the mailbox delivery," Vince said. "I don’t want to wait in the game too long for some level 1 to come up to my level 75 DK. Besides, it might look obvious to every one in Org that there’s a trade taking place."
I said, "But if you go about it really quick.."
"Whatever, dude, Carl had a bad experience with the last one. Idiot level 1 gold toon waved and jumped around to catch his attention. I mean, he was too f*cking obvious, like here, here, get your gold from me!"
Well that’s not good. Must find out where Carl ordered his gold.
Anyway, moving on…
Here’s the boring About Us/Our Business Page:
Founded by a group of professional gamers? From what country? Must find out as well.
"What’s there to find out? It’s obvious they’re from China!" Vince laughed.
"Right. Of course, they’re from China. How silly of me. Still, contacting Live Help is WoW Gold Facts tradition," I explained. "Besides, I have other questions to ask."
I couldn’t help teasing her a little, just to test her patience. But wouldn’t you agree that Razorfen Kraul or Southern Elwynn Forest would make a more exciting venue for face-to-face deliveries? You get gold, thrills, spills and chills all in one package.
"You should see me protect my group from getting wiped." - You should see me use the hearthstone when the going gets tough.
Ah well, not even dynamite will move her so I guess Vince will just have to fly to Org.
"You okay with face-to-face delivery, dude?’ I said.
"Er, I guess so." He said. "Just as long as they’re discreet and I don’t have to wait too long."
Unfortunately, neither condition was met, but that’s for another post. It’s already 2:30 in the morning and I should really get some sleep.
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Hot "F"udge on 14 Apr 2009 at 11:34 am #
*WooT* Sara loves emoticons, doesn’t she?
:d ^_^
Anyway, may the force be with you, mate! Good luck! :3