April 6th 2009 10:27 pm
PICKING ON MY BIATCH: It’s Raining Spam, HELL-elujah
It was a 10-man raid gone bad.
And when a raid goes bad, we take it to heart.
Just to show you how Cletus, Remus and I take our raids very seriously, we have our desktops AND our laptops with the webcams AND our phone lines open for communication, so we can see each other’s reactions as we curse AND kvetch about the stupidity and arrogance of the seven idiots we were charitable enough to include in our raid.
It just wasn’t our night. We picked the wrong seven for Zul’Aman. Coordination, timing and common sense were sorely missing. I was so pissed I was the first to log out. To hell with the loot. I’ll just have to find better loot elsewhere.
Then the phone rang and it was Cletus.
"Wanna pick on your bitch again? Seems you need an outlet after that epic wipe."
"Lemme guess: you got spammed again by the Sir Spam-a-Lot of gold sellers," I said. "And their opt-out still doesn’t work."
"Oh yes!"
"Bring it on."
Yeah, he brung it all right
"Shipping out 5,000,000 golds weekly." - Funny how that much gold has yet to find their way to paying customers. Have you see the complaints at Complaints Board? Not a very nice read.
"April sale from WoW gold trade world leader $5/1000G" - Bullsh*t. We all know it’s bullsh*t. When the hell are you going to drop this pitch and realize people aren’t stupid? Are you guys on crack?
"Buy 3000G now And 1000G of your order Will need to be paid only at $5" - Bad, bad English and false, false promo.Trust me, I checked it out. Discount is misleading. Don’t believe me? Do a mock order and do the math.
"For the Alliance!" - For the Horde, jackass. Horde rulz.
"Coupon code: WEEMA" - Whatever.
And more crappy English:
"WoWMine Gold has never been offered as a big discount a snow! Time limited scare buying will be supplying only for one week." - WTF is ‘time limited scare buying’??
"You may not any more hesitate right now!" - Any half-sentient being would balk and hesitate at your creepy marketing tactics, ass clown.
Ad of course, we have the deathless scammy address 501 Silverside Road, an address whored to other unscrupulous entities hiding from the Feds.
Ah, I feel better. Thanks, Cletus, for providing the punching bag. Now back to planning a future raid. And this time, no idiots allowed.
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