WoW Gold Facts

Email from Remus:

EGF,

A Chinese man from VCPit.com called me at 2:56 in the morning. I yelled at him for waking me up. He said he didn’t know I was asleep. I asked if he knew the concept of time zones and that I was in the US. He said he knew but he wanted to verify my order. He asked me what level the order character was. Unfortunately, I didn’t know what level Rachel’s character was so I said I was too sleepy to remember, and could he call later? He said they can’t deliver the f*cking gold if I myself didn’t know my own toon’s level. I told him that the gold was actually for a friend. Then he said why don’t you know the level of your friend’s character? I told him to f*ck off and chew on his own meatballs.

Remus

My reply:

Remus,

I’m so sorry to hear that. When VCPit calls again, tell them Rachel’s toon is Level XX.

EGF

P.S. Let me know what else they wanna know and if they call you again at an ungodly hour.

Email from Remus:

EGF,

They called me at lunchtime. They wanted to know what level again. I told him "Level f*cking XX". The Chinese dude said thanks, please log in now. I texted Rachel to get online and get her gold.

Remus

P.S. You owe me $XX.00

My reply:

Remus,

I.O.U. $XX.00. I will pay you back tomorrow. Do you want it in ones and fives? Or would you be willing to accept a piggy bank of quarters?

EGF

Text message to Rachel:

Rach, did you get the gold?

Rachel’s reply:

BLIZZ STILL DOING REALM MAINTENANCE. Why did gold company say to go online??

@#$%?????!!!!!

Text message to Remus:

Please follow up on order. TY.

Remus’ reply:

VCPit says sorry. They’re still farming gold. Ask for a refund?

Text message to Remus:

No. Want Rach to have the gold. It’s a birthday present.

Remus’ reply:

I asked for a refund that might force them to deliver right away. They said to go online. Told Rach to meet their toon in the game.

Text message from Rachel:

EGF, is this an early April Fool’s Day joke? Getting P.O.’d here. Gold is a no show.

Text message from Remus:

Now on live chat with VC f*cking pit.

My reply:

Dude, what did they say?

Text message from Remus:

They need more effing time. Rach mad.

OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!

My reply:

REFUND!!!

Text message from Remus:

VCPit offering 5% bonus if we don’t refund. They said give them one hour. Then Rach can get her gold.

Text message from Rachel after one hour:

EGF, I still think you’re sweet but I don’t want the gold anymore. I waited again for nothing. Gotta go, have a date with Emily.XOXO

Deflated, I picked up the phone and called Remus.

"Tell VCPit to give back the money and to chew on their own goddamn meatballs," I growled.

"Not very original but I welcome the refund suggestion," he said. "Oh that was pretty sick of VCPit to tell us to go online when all realms were still down. Must be a Chinese version of an April Fool’s stunt."

Right. But I’m NOT amused.

How do you say "go stick a Chinese firecracker up your ass?" in Chinese?

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