April 1st 2009 09:55 pm
VCPIT.COM THE EPILOGUE: I’ll Say It Again, You’re The Pits (4/4)
VCPit.com, you are the pits because:
1. Your customer service sucks. Zero empathy. Zero cheer. Zero comprehension.
2. Your verifications department has no concept of time differences and doesn’t think twice about waking people up at three in the morning
3. You have the gall to tell a customer to go online for the face-to-face trade….even when all realms are down for maintenance . That wasn’t a very nice April Fools stunt, BTW.
4. You claim to deliver in 5 minutes. Not the most original bullsh*t I’ve heard.
5. You lied about having stock, which you didn’t have in the first place. Not very original too. But it’s getting old and it’s not going to retain your customers and win a few more. People talk, you know. And there are gold-buying gamers who actually read WoW Gold Facts !
6. As of this writing, you still haven’t refunded Remus’ money. Quit giving him the runaround! We don’t want your pathetic 5% bonus. We don’t want to hear another "please log in to your character to get the gold". (My friend Rachel is close to whacking my family jewels) Do you know what it’s like to be dunned by Remus? Not a very pleasant experience! If you don’t give him back his money and he starts dunning me, I will unleash hell.
However, I must thank you for the laughs I derived from your site’s ridiculous copy. My buddies and I had a good few, and we must thank you for the "eye-popping candy" on the home page. At least now we know there’s a website called boobpedia.com. That should keep us very busy.
Till the next review.
Au revoir. I’m outta here.
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Jeongho Min on 02 Apr 2009 at 11:19 pm #
Hey, EGF, had the PITS refunded you (or Remus)?
Because if not, we’re waiting for an EGF shouting “CHARGEBACK!!!” or “DISPUTE!!!”