March 30th 2009 02:12 am
Okay, here’s the cialis online generic long-awaited review, plucked from one of your suggestions. Congratulations to VCPit.com for being the chosen one. Now who is VCPit.com? Beats the hell out of me. Never heard of cheapest cialis from india ‘em. But we all love checking out the newest WoW gold seller on the block, even if there are risks involved.
So here goes nothing…
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Okay, can someone make sense of the homepage news? What does Anne Hathaway have to do with virtual currency?
So, all our WoW players, are you ready for the adwards you’ll get since the purchasing on VCPIT you’ve made in 2008? We are grateful to all our faithful customers! Your great support to VCPIT had made our blossom possible. Here is cheap cialis india how we want to thank your support. We will look at your 2008 purchasing record and reward accordingly — the more you have bought, the better coupon code you would get. Claim your reward now!!
2009, VCPIT will share you a more plentiful and viagra generic next day gloriouls WoW year!
"Adwards’? – You mean like the Clio Awards for advertising?
‘…made our blossom possible." – WTF is that supposed to mean?
"VCPIT will share you a more plentiful and gloriouls WoW year!" – You just gotta love ‘em typos.
Okay, if you think that THAT is the reason I chose VCPit.com, um….
Guilty as charged! XD
"Eye popping candy" – Dang right it’s eye POPPIN’! Cletus took one look at her and shouted, ‘Dude, look at the fun bags on that babe!’ Couldn’t have expressed it better myself.
"Besides, WoW players have much to learn from her: Augment the wow gold inventory by purchasing at VCPIT. manage your asset." – Woohoo, I’d love to manage that chick’s assets!
"VCPIT celebrates the order generic cialis softtabs online Denise’s exemplary worldliness in asset management." – Cletus and I are sooo ready to invest!
"Our Philosophy: Be sincere, placid, thankful and responsible." – Kinda hard to be placid when you’ve got that chick staring at you like that.
Okay, moving on…
Let’s learn more about VCPit.
"Empowering [the rural area farmers] to lift themselves out of poverty" by serving the online MMOG game communities while staying at their own place keeping their farms and agricultural livings intact and undisturbed." – I..I don’t get this…
Their About Us page if too profound, I’m having a nosebleed. I think I’ll just contact their live help for more info. And of course, checking out their Live Help is Wow Gold Facts tradition.
Note: Chat transcript is viagra same day delivery available in text format at the end of this post)
Gawd, that chick agent again. Must cover her face.
We’re off to a retarded start, folks.
5 minute delivery? This is viagra prescription needed spooky, people. Is VCPit.com one of WowMine’s minions?
Very very poor customer service. If their queue is so bad, then maybe they should hire more agents! And if I may add, agents who can comprehend and speak better English and who can survive outside the realm of canned text!
Obviously not the most satisfying pre-sales service I’ve ever had. I give VCPit.com a buy viagra on line zero in this category.
To order or not to order…
Well, since i owe you kiddies a review, I may as well order. And since I owe a very good friend and guildie of mine (no, not Remus or Cletus) a birthday present, I think I’ll just have the ready tabs viagra gold sent to her toon. Rachel will love that!
I dialled Rachel’s number.
"Hey, handsome, long time no talk!" is the first thing she chirped on the phone. ‘Handsome’. She’s the only one who calls me that without snickering. Rachel is generic cialis pills taladafil a lovely person and I’d date her if only she didn’t like girls. Just my luck, eh?
"I missed your birthday and I’d like to make up for it by giving you some WoW gold,’" I said.
"Woot! Woot! I am sooo not saying ‘no, you shouldn’t bother’! I now love you more than ever!" she cheered. God, she just kills me.
"Okay, well, expect it soon." I said.
Expect it soon.
Famous last words.
info: Please wait for a site operator to respond.
info: You are now chatting with ‘amy’
amy: Welcome to our live chat support. How may I help you today?
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Hello Amy.
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: I would like to buy 3000 gold. How soon can I receive it?
amy: how much gold would you like to buy
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Er, I just told you: 3000 gold.
amy: plz tell me your faction/server?
amy: let me check for you
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Scilla US: Horde
amy: Please hold on a moment while I am checking.
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Kk
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Hello? It’s been 7 minutes…you still alive?
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Ok what?
amy: you can place your order now
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: WTF? I asked you how soon I can receive my gold IF I order from you guys!
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: You didn’t answer my question.
amy: we can sent you 5 mins
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: 5 minutes????
amy: in 5 mins if you place your order now
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Now why does that claim ring a bell?
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: You connected with wowmine.com, by any chance?
amy: what claim?
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: ‘Cause they’re the only lying retard I know that still claims 5 minute deliveries.
amy: we need time to auditing your order
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: And it’ll take you only a few minutes to audit my order. Ha! Okay, since you won’t answer my wowmine question, I’ll just move on to the next question: do you have enough stock on my server?
amy: we have check the gold market for you now
amy: just now
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Whatever the hell that means. How much is 3000 gold?
amy: if you place your order,you can check the price on the home page
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: You have any idea how unhelpful you are? Shame on you.
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Check it out myself…ha.
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: I can tell you’re not interested in my business, Amy.
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: You have the enthusiasm of a sloth on downers.
amy: because there is so many people in the chatroom
amy: i don’t have enough time to check for you
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Ah I see. Because there are "so many people in the chatroom" you have the right to be dismissive.
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: OMFG
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Your customer service is the PITS!
amy: no,we welcome anyone to place order in our webstie
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: LOL.
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Whatever, sweetheart.
amy: no matter how much the gold he will buy
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: IF I choose to buy. But after our scintillating conversation I don’t think I will.
amy: plz trust us
amy: we will fufill your order asap
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Other gold sellers’ live chat agents are always more than happy to provide price info. They don’t tell me to check it out myself. They don’t use the queue as an excuse to brush customers off.
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Last question before I go and leave you in peace: how old is this company?
amy: so sorry to make upset
amy: but if you place your order ,we will handle your order now
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: ANSWER THE QUESTION: HOW OLD IS THIS COMPANY?
amy: we have the excellent history
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Forget it. I don’t think you’re comprehending anything I tell you. Talking to you is like talking to a robot low on batteries. Bye and have a nice life.
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