March 26th 2009 04:00 am
AN LOL POST: TIME2WOW PLANS TO STIMULATE US
The broken English alone is hilarious, but go check out Time2WoW’s newsletter copy from top to bottom. You don’t have to be a Master Proofreader to see what’s wrong with this one.
Where are 1, 2, and 3???
This one really gets to me: "No profit, only cheap gold for you!’ What the heck are they? A charitable institution? How do they manage to stay in business if they have zero profit?
"You will reach all your dreams in game only at Time2WOW." All our dreams, eh? Well, Cletus’ biggest dream in the game is to have cybersex with every desirable-looking female toon. Your claim - if true - should make him very happy (and very busy). Great Stimulating Plan! Two Thumbs Up! WOOT WOOT!
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3 Comments »
meatwad on 26 Mar 2009 at 10:45 am #
I think my IQ just dropped a few points after reading that newsletter…
Jeongho Min on 26 Mar 2009 at 9:34 pm #
Whoa. That’s kinda disturbing.
Seriously, their copy writer sucks.
Hot "F"udge on 28 Mar 2009 at 4:10 am #
Doin’ business without profit? Are they Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? Who are they kiddin’?
@time2wow - Sorry, I’ve already reached the Nirvana. Never I’m gonna buy from your website. You made me chortle though. :3