March 4th 2009 12:02 am
BECAUSE IT’S TRADITION: CHUCK NORRIS’ BIRTHDAY
WoW kiddies, pencil this date on your calendar: March 10. It’s Chuck Norris’ 69th birthday.
Chuck Norris jokes are alive and well in the Barrens chat. Otherwise, Chuck will roundhouse kick all of us to Kingdom come. After all, no one disses The Chuck. No one stops talking about him. And no one forgets his birthday! He ain’t gonna be 69 (what a number) again, folks. This is a milestone we can’t afford to miss.
Because it’s tradition, Cletus, Remus and I are going to celebrate Chuck Norris’ birthday by hanging out in Cletus’ apartment, dusting off his secret stash of Chuck Norris DVDs and having a movie marathon while eating Chuck Norris-inspired food - ya know, food with attitude like beef jerky and BBQ chicken.
Hail Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris is WoW!
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Hot "F"udge on 04 Mar 2009 at 6:16 am #
Here are my fave Chuck Norris Quotes/Jokes/Facts :
“When God said “Let there be light” Chuck Norris said “Say Please.”"
“When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.”
“When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.”
:3
Lestat de Lioncourt on 06 Mar 2009 at 1:24 am #
All hail the mighty Chuck! Ü
Cathryn Wheel on 09 Mar 2009 at 10:33 pm #
Sorry but Chuck Norris freaks me out. Nevertheless, have a happy time celebrating his birthday!
Rain on 13 Mar 2009 at 6:36 am #
What a great body ; D Belated Chuck, more birthday to come.