March 1st 2009 11:57 pm
AN EPILOGUE TO MY EPILOGUE: Another Email From VeryGE Plus My Real Name (5/5)
I’ve never felt this important. *sniffs*
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"To be honest, you are the first man who pointed our limitations which we have not noticed before. Our manger (manger??) is very glad that there is one person smart like you (YES! Someone finally acknowledged that I’m smart!) to help us develop our service. He ask me to leave his Email to you, so that when you find other problems you can let the leader know, and we could deal with it at the first moment.
Here is his Email address: 687230@QQ.com
Call him ASH
Best regards,
Jack"
Sounds like a Mission: Impossible message. Good thing it didn’t self-destruct after 10 seconds.
Jack my man, thanks for the email. I must say your Customer Retention is pretty impressive (short of groveling even). However, don’t rely on my feedback alone to help improve your services. You have other customers whose comments equally matter and I’m sure they wouldn’t mind sharing their thoughts with you. I’m posting your message on this site for all and sundry to see and read, so they can get in touch with ASH the big guy himself.
I have just one question: why use numbers for the email username? It looks so impersonal, even prison-like if you will. Does ASH wear an orange jumpsuit by any chance? Why do I suddenly feel like baking him a cake with a file in it?
I wish you guys and your company well. I’ll check you out later to see any progress you will have made.
And before I end this post, I would like to reply to the other emails I received whose common denominator was this question: what’s your real name?
People, for security reasons my real name is NOT for public consumption. My real name isn’t crucial to your existence or the nation’s future. It’s not as critical as needing to know who really killed JFK. Suffice to say my real name is nowhere near as interesting as this young dude’s:
Let’s hope he doesn’t hate his parents.
Good night.
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3 Comments »
oli on 02 Mar 2009 at 9:12 pm #
WTF? Is that name for real????
Extreme Gold Fan on 02 Mar 2009 at 10:39 pm #
Oli, check out this link:
http://www.weirdasianews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/batman-suparman-02a.jpg
Bloody Ogre on 12 Mar 2009 at 4:33 pm #
Holy #@$@#$!!! His parents maybe die hard fans of heroes. Anyway, the positive side of it is that they replied to your mail and they are willing to improve. But I do hope that they also do it to their other customers. I have this feeling that you’re the only person they ever paid attention to since you have this blog.