February 25th 2009 12:51 am
VERYGE.COM: VERY INAUSPICIOUS START Plus “IGE GOLDS”??? (1/5)
Time for a new review. Next on the list: VeryGE.com. Not the most imaginative name on the planet but when you’re scrambling to go live and grab a share of the RMT pie, you wouldn’t give a rat’s ass if your site name is catchy enough. Nobody will care about the name, no matter how stupid it sounds (right, OOFay?) or how it sounds like a rip-off of IGE (right, IGXE and, um, VeryGE?). The important thing is you get the job done (right, IGE?) and you don’t mislead your customers (right, Eric, I mean Wowmine?).
Let’s check out VeryGE’s site:
(Click for a larger image)
Still milking Valentine’s for all its worth…but whoa, it’s nearly March and they still have that New Year’s banner ad? Is the coupon code still valid? Let’s click on the banner.
WTF???? IGEGOLDS???? IGE GOLD???
Are they in any way connected or affiliated with IGE.com?? They can’t be! Their About Us page doesn’t give a lot of information but I bet Remus’ Audi that their gold is NOT IGE gold.
There is one way to dig a little deeper. Ask IGE:
Ah, sweet little Ena. Thanks for clearing the air. Now back to this IGE wannabe.
Here are snippets of their news copy:
My brain is hemorrhaging. And can someone please explain this line: “Remember that you take pictures!”. WTF? So is playing a tourist part of the game now? Should I dress up my Troll in a cap, flowered shirt and long shorts? Is that the new armor?
Eh, back to business….
How much is a thousand (Ige)gold (ha!) on my server?
$15.39. Not bad, but can be lower. Time to ask customer service what better discount they can throw my way.
Click on START CHAT….
WTF??
I try another browser and I get the same thing. There is nothing wrong with my internet connection. Obviously, something is wrong on their end!
BOO! Zero points for availability. Where’s online customer support when you need it?
I’ll try again in the morning and hopefully I’ll get lucky.
I think.
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7 Comments »
WoW Gold Pig on 25 Feb 2009 at 1:43 am #
Gnarly.
Those are actual screenshots of the brand new Troll Obesimus Touristinator hero class for the next WoW expansion pack: “Arthas in Paradise - The Revenge of the Luau.”
Lestat de Lioncourt on 25 Feb 2009 at 1:55 am #
Hmm.. VeryGE? Sounds like another scammer to me.
Haha. Maybe the rep took her lunch break or something.
Nice touch on the troll tourists. You can be a PS editing master (or something like that). Ü
oli on 25 Feb 2009 at 3:12 am #
LOL @ the trolls.
ROFL @ “Prompt: If you can’t use the Livechat, please use microsoft IE browser or the Firefox browser or the Chrome browser or the Safari browser for the Livechat.” I’m surprised you didn’t attack this one but I’m guessing you’ve become jaded after reading so much silly Chinese-English.
Cathryn Wheel on 25 Feb 2009 at 3:18 am #
My first time to see a fat female troll. You certainly have the stereotype of a tourist down pat.
Are you sure you want to continue this review. VeryGE.com might VERY well be a scammer.
Jeongho Min on 25 Feb 2009 at 3:42 am #
Hahaha!!! Obviously, it’s gonna be just another scammer. I wouldn’t buy from them if I were you.
They sell IGE gold? HAHAHA!!!
The trolls? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
alany on 26 Feb 2009 at 2:57 am #
Dear friend,
first , thank you for paying attention to our website(www.veryge.com), We are so sorry that we didn’t realize there was some error on our site and fix it in time. we will solve it soon. and we hope that you can always pay attention with our site , thanks a lot .
offyou on 07 May 2010 at 11:22 pm #
igegolds ?
i game e golds
International Game Easy Golds
i Game Easy Golds
shit ige HAHAHAHA!!!!