February 22nd 2009 11:59 pm
THE WOW GOLD FACTS RAZZIE AWARDS
I’m watching the Oscars as I type this and I’m telling myself, someday, someday, EGF, you and one of your cinematic creations are going to be in the list of nominees under the categories Best Picture and Best Director. And all the lovely people - both cast and crew - in your film will be nominated for Best Actor and Actress, Best Supporting Actor and Actress, Best Sound Editing, Best Cinematography, etc.
Speaking of Best Cinematography and all things Oscar, I remember when I was a kid how intently I listened to my parents’ bitching up a storm about how "that overrated Dances with Wolves beat Scorcese’s brilliant Goodfellas " at the Academy Awards for Best Picture and "undeservedly scooped the other awards", prompting my dad to add this final salvo: "Maybe they should change the name ‘Best Cinematography’ to ‘Best Locations with the Most Sunsets’!!"
I swore that on behalf of Scorcese I would make it up to them by becoming the best director and screenwriter in Hollywood and that not one movie of mine will ever include a sunset scene.
That is, if I don’t catch Stupiditis Egoitus in an industry where there are more bad films than good and one’s ego can swell into Sylvester Stallone proportions, in effect killing all common sense and excellent taste. My biggest nightmare is to win a bunch of Razzies like Battlefield Earth and Showgirls , two turkeys that will forever remain the butt of jokes in the film industry.
And speaking of the Razzies, WoW Gold Facts has its own Razzie Awards, which I decided to line up just now:
Worst Bot-Operated Customer Service: G4Air.com
Worst Human-Operated Customer Service:Gamingexe.com
Worst Face to Face Trade: Goldsoon
Worst Spam: Wowmine.com
Worst Newsletters: Wowmine.com
Worst False Advertising: Wowmine.com
Worst Web Design: Wowmine.com
Worst Web Copy: G4Air.com
Worst Copycat Design: VGHP.com
Worst Site Name: OOfay.com
Won’t Eric Lam please come up to the stage to accept Wowmine’s WGF Razzie trophies? :D Keep the speech short okay? And no political tirades or death threats to EGF.
Congrats, dude. This time I feel it. I really like you. You can’t deny the fact that I like you, right now, I like you.
NOT!!!!
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7 Comments »
Jeongho Min on 23 Feb 2009 at 2:04 am #
Hey, EGF, regarding the worst human-operated customer service title, why not GamingEXE.com? You for sure had been roasted raw by that agent there… While IGXE, I.M.H.O., had been a bit tad too stupid, GamingEXE has been rude to you, ‘ayt?
But anyway, what a nice post!!! It’s making me ROFLMAO!!! HAHAHA!!!
Extreme Gold Fan on 23 Feb 2009 at 2:23 am #
You’re right. It should have been Gamingexe.com. Why I put down IGXE I can only chalk up to getting distracted by Angelina Jolie at the Oscars. Thanks for the comment. Night!
Extreme Gold Fan on 23 Feb 2009 at 2:24 am #
P.S. Edited the post by inserting the correct winner of said Razzie. Night again.
oli on 23 Feb 2009 at 8:17 am #
Holy moly, look at those pits!
Hot "F"udge on 24 Feb 2009 at 4:23 am #
Those are not Pits! Those are the headquarters of the Lich King and its death knights!
Cathryn Wheel on 24 Feb 2009 at 9:47 am #
Congratulations to Wowmine = scammer par excellence!!!
Lestat de Lioncourt on 25 Feb 2009 at 2:31 am #
Whoa. 4 awards for Wowmine?
Wowmine sure is a winner..
NOT!
Loser!
LOL. Ü