February 19th 2009 12:29 am

G4AIR.COM: THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY Plus More Agony, Less Ecstasy (4/4)

I don’t recommend G4Air.com to anyone unless you’re a raving masochist.

Aaaarrrghhhh!!!!

I got my gold this evening (at the 30th-hour mark, which would have been kinda forgivable) but it wasn’t under the most relaxing circumstances.

You wanna know why and what happened?

Read the chat below. That says it all. Damn you, G4Air, you know how to drive a customer up the wall. Now excuse me while I pop a Valium.

(Note: For those who can’t see the images properly, the text version of the chat is available at the end of this post.)

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Welcome ! If you have any questions or suggestions about our products and services, please feel free to tell us anytime!
Our operators will help your through the live chat or email.

If the operators are all busy and you can’t get response for a long time, you can contact us by phone or email.

000 02-19 10:02:01

hello

000 02-19 10:02:04

can i help u ?

You 02-19 10:02:20

Order for character nameXXXXXXXXX

You 02-19 10:02:23

I am now online

000 02-19 10:02:53

can u tell me ur paypal email ?

You 02-19 10:03:05

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX@XXXXXXX

You 02-19 10:03:25

I spoke to one of your verifications officer on the phone.

000 02-19 10:03:35

plz wait

000 02-19 10:03:38

i check

You 02-19 10:03:49

Sigh. Ok

[Prompted] 02-19 10:04:40

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

You 02-19 10:05:41

Here we go again…

[Prompted] 02-19 10:06:32

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

You 02-19 10:07:15

I’d like to smear sheep’s blood on you and drop you into a lion’s den.

[Prompted] 02-19 10:08:07

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

[Prompted] 02-19 10:08:41

Did not receive your message for a long time,are you beside your computer?

You 02-19 10:09:24

I’d like to play Russian Roulette with you…make you draw first…but before that I’ll make sure the gun is fully loaded.

000 02-19 10:09:26

sure ,i have the gold now

You 02-19 10:09:34

Oh you do eh?

You 02-19 10:10:03

Well I’m online now. Just go get your toon to meet mine in the game.

[Prompted] 02-19 10:10:54

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

You 02-19 10:11:11

My toon can whip your toon’s skinny ass.

000 02-19 10:11:52

u can play the game ..we will call u about 20mins later

You 02-19 10:12:14

Another 20 minutes? Well, where do I meet your character for the trade?

[Prompted] 02-19 10:13:07

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

You 02-19 10:13:40

Ya know, I have this really cool sword that I can skewer you with.

[Prompted] 02-19 10:14:32

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

000 02-19 10:15:00

sorry ,about 5-10mins ,we will call u in the game

You 02-19 10:15:27

5-10 minutes

You 02-19 10:15:28

ok

000 02-19 10:15:38

You 02-19 10:16:32

You 02-19 10:17:09

I’m foaming at the mouth, in case you’re wondering. That happens when I’m starting to lose my patience.

[Prompted] 02-19 10:18:00

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

You 02-19 10:18:29

I am really enjoying this one-sided conversation.

[Prompted] 02-19 10:19:22

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

You 02-19 10:20:15

I’m not leaving. Stop being so paranoid.

[Prompted] 02-19 10:20:41

Did not receive your message for a long time,are you beside your computer?

[Prompted] 02-19 10:21:06

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

You 02-19 10:21:08

Maybe I should ask you that question. "Are you beside your computer?"

[Prompted] 02-19 10:21:59

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

You 02-19 10:22:03

You are a walking excuse for the death penalty, you know that?

[Prompted] 02-19 10:22:58

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

000 02-19 10:23:23

yes

000 02-19 10:23:35

yes …sorry about it

You 02-19 10:23:41

My mama once said, "Life is like a box of grenades. Ya never know when you’re gonna get wiped."

000 02-19 10:23:43

can i help u ?

You 02-19 10:23:56

Can you really help me, 000?

[Prompted] 02-19 10:24:49

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

000 02-19 10:25:09

your mama id really grart!!

You 02-19 10:25:52

Yeah she is a fine biatch

You 02-19 10:26:13

She’s living proof that only Spartan women give birth to real men.

You 02-19 10:26:26

You ought to see her when she’s pissed.

[Prompted] 02-19 10:27:16

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

000 02-19 10:28:34

You 02-19 10:29:04

Are there plans in your future to die a horrible death?

[Prompted] 02-19 10:29:55

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

000 02-19 10:31:38

no ~~~

000 02-19 10:31:53

i want my live can  be fine ..

You 02-19 10:31:53

I’m directing the film adaptation of World of Warcraft. Would you like to play a gnome? The movie needs a village idiot.

[Prompted] 02-19 10:32:43

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

000 02-19 10:34:00

You 02-19 10:34:27

Help, someone’s hitting on my toon. A really ugly orc.

000 02-19 10:34:35

why i should  play the village idiot. ?

You 02-19 10:34:38

Save me save me!

You 02-19 10:34:52

Ah heck, it’s only Cletus….

[Prompted] 02-19 10:35:45

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

You 02-19 10:36:49

Hey you have a boyfriend? I have this cool friend and his name is Cletus and he’s very rich. His dad owns 3/4 of the Tri State area. Would you like to meet and marr him? Just promise to sign the prenuptial agreement.

You 02-19 10:37:07

marry*

000 02-19 10:37:37

000 02-19 10:37:46

oh ,my god !~!~~~~

000 02-19 10:37:54

lol………

000 02-19 10:38:27

u are very friendly ,i think …!

You 02-19 10:38:58

Cletus is desperate for a chick who’s not a gold-digger. I want to help him.

[Prompted] 02-19 10:39:49

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

You 02-19 10:40:23

The guy is lonely. He has no one to share his obscenely wealthy life with. He’s always alone in his bedroom, bathroom, study, limo, Gulfstream jet…

[Prompted] 02-19 10:41:14

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

You 02-19 10:41:56

He needs someone to love him, pamper him, pole dance for him…

000 02-19 10:42:35

You 02-19 10:44:08

None of those skinny horse-faced blondes in New York society would pole dance for him. I told him, "screw those society chicks, I’ll get you a nice, down to earth girl!" And 000, you seem like a nice, down to earth girl. Hey wait a minute, you ARE  a girl, right?

000 02-19 10:44:46

hello

000 02-19 10:44:49

plz log in game

000 02-19 10:45:04

my guys will give u the gold

000 02-19 10:45:13

he said u have AFK..

You 02-19 10:45:13

I’ve been logged in even way before I started this intelligent conversation with you, genius

You 02-19 10:45:26

Wheer are your guys???

[Prompted] 02-19 10:46:17

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

You 02-19 10:46:51

Hey, answer me, where do I meet your toon?

[Prompted] 02-19 10:47:41

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

You 02-19 10:48:21

No one’s sending a whisper

[Prompted] 02-19 10:49:12

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

You 02-19 10:50:14

I. AM. WAITING.

[Prompted] 02-19 10:50:15

Did not receive your message for a long time,are you beside your computer?

000 02-19 10:50:38

plz wait

000 02-19 10:50:41

i ask my guys

You 02-19 10:51:46

K

[Prompted] 02-19 10:52:39

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

[Prompted] 02-19 10:55:43

Did not receive your message for a long time,are you beside your computer?

You 02-19 10:57:02

Hey

You 02-19 10:57:03

got it

000 02-19 10:57:28

ok ,

000 02-19 10:57:31

You 02-19 10:57:56

I’m not so happy. I went through hell with you guys, especially with you, 000.

You 02-19 10:58:13

Forget about meeting Cletus. He’s gay anyway.

You 02-19 10:58:49

I’m logging out. Have a nice life.

You 02-19 10:58:54

Bye

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7 Responses to “G4AIR.COM: THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY Plus More Agony, Less Ecstasy (4/4)”

  1. sweetanya on 19 Feb 2009 at 1:12 am #

    THIS IS THE FUNNIEST CHAT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I’m not buying from g4air.

    Please.

  2. Lestat de Lioncourt on 19 Feb 2009 at 1:14 am #

    I bet that 000 is gay.

  3. Jeongho Min on 19 Feb 2009 at 2:09 am #

    Yo, EGF, good thing you got your gold. Just like what happened with MMOGA and GoldSOON, only more retarded.

    I feel for you. My head almost exploded as I read your transcript. Obviously, 000 knows too little English and basic customer service. Poor you.

    Though it was a letdown not to hear “REFUND” or “CHARGEBACK” from you, your experience is more than enough to amuse me and learn not to buy gold from G4AIR…

  4. Jeongho Min on 19 Feb 2009 at 2:39 am #

    And calling Cletus’s attention… I’m snitching on you this time, EGF…. Hey, Cletus, EGF says you’re gay… HAHAHA!!!

  5. Clysta on 19 Feb 2009 at 2:57 am #

    Hahaha. Amazing chat to read. Though it is a shame you didn’t have to demand a refund or chargeback. Woulda made it funnier. Still….xD

  6. mini me on 19 Feb 2009 at 1:03 pm #

    Ahahahaha EGF, you killed 000….you’re totally CRAZY, and I love it XD

  7. Bloody Ogre on 13 Mar 2009 at 11:23 am #

    Indeed, rd2 is way too intelligent than 000. Darn, I hate the canned response but then it becomes numbing at the end…buh-bye G4AIR..no way will I contact you. Get some AI for 000.

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