February 18th 2009 04:38 am

G4AIR.COM: ALL HOT HAIR Plus Getting All Hot Headed (3/4)

So this is what transpired last night:

I decided to check on my G4Air.com order, hoping against hope that I’d have my gold before I hit the sack and I could end the review on a good note.

On a good note. Ha!

Well, guess what? It was another retarded chat with Agent 000 and his deathless canned text. Yeah you read that right. HIM AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Note: For those who are not able to see the images properly, the chat transcript is available in text version at the end of this post)

G4Air Followup-1

G4Air Followup-2

And their verifications department called! And the officer’s Chinese accent was so thick, I misheard and misunderstood  nearly everything. Our conversation went something like this:

Me: Hello?

G4Air: Herlo, dis is Gee Foh Eh, is dis you?

Me: Er, yeah it’s me.

G4Air: Oh-keh soh you oh-dehd gawd?

Me: I ordered God???

G4Air: Noh, noh, gawd. Too tao sund gawd.

Me: Oh, oh you mean 2000 gold. Yeah yeah damn it, yeah I ordered 2000 gold.

G4Air: Oh-keh wee wull dah-livah yoh gawd

Me: Wait, do I like log in now?

G4Air: Yes, noh

Me: What the hell, which one is it?

G4Air: Bah fest, you must go Nun Chuck

Me: Go to Chuck? Who’s Chuck?

G4Air: Luck Chuck

Me: Good Luck Chuck?? You mean the movie? What about it?

G4Air: LUUUUUCK CHUT

Me: The heck….

G4Air: LAAAAAAP chut

Me: Oh you mean LIVE CHAT!!

G4Air: Yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh

Me: Okay, go to live chat and what? I still have your rep online with me.

G4Air: Yoo goh play and wee wull call.

Me: What the….

G4Air Followup-3

I want to kill him and everyone at G4Air. I really want to…

G4Air Followup-4

I ended the chat and waited in vain for G4Air’s second phone call that will signal the start of the trade.

No such LUUUUUUCK, kiddies. No such LUUUUUUCK.

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Welcome ! If you have any questions or suggestions about our products and services, please feel free to tell us anytime!
Our operators will help your through the live chat or email.

If the operators are all busy and you can’t get response for a long time, you can contact us by phone or email.

000 02-18 10:58:10

hello

000 02-18 10:58:13

can i help u ?

You 02-18 10:58:36

Following up on my order for character name XXXXXXXX on XXXXXXXXXXX WoW US

[Prompted] 02-18 10:59:28

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

000 02-18 10:59:43

we have sent u a email ,plz reply i

000 02-18 10:59:46

it

You 02-18 10:59:59

When did you send it?

[Prompted] 02-18 11:00:52

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

000 02-18 11:01:06

g4air.com@live.cn from this email

You 02-18 11:01:21

You have any idea how f*cking irritating that message is?

You 02-18 11:02:03

Helloooo, do you understand English? I said WHEN did you send the email? I didn’t ask from which email you sent it.

000 02-18 11:02:47

we sent u the email again ,ok ?

You 02-18 11:03:05

Please send it to XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

[Prompted] 02-18 11:04:21

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

You 02-18 11:04:33

If you need to verify my order on the phone, you may do it now….oh for crying out loud!!!!!

[Prompted] 02-18 11:05:25

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

You 02-18 11:05:50

You slap on that canned text one more time and I’m going to tear you a new butthole, I swear

000 02-18 11:06:02

can this email  sent the message XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

You 02-18 11:06:54

Look, why don’t you guys call me now?

000 02-18 11:07:44

plz wait

You 02-18 11:07:50

Okay

[Prompted] 02-18 11:08:42

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

You 02-18 11:09:06

f*cking bot

[Prompted] 02-18 11:09:57

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

You 02-18 11:12:02

Hello?

000 02-18 11:12:28

yes ,2mins

You 02-18 11:12:34

Sigh

[Prompted] 02-18 11:13:25

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

You 02-18 11:13:39

Aaaaarrrghhhhh!!!!!!

[Prompted] 02-18 11:14:31

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

You 02-18 11:17:16

Okay, I just talked to your verification officer….

[Prompted] 02-18 11:17:30

Did not receive your message for a long time,are you beside your computer?

You 02-18 11:17:32

and I couldn’t understand a damn word

You 02-18 11:17:54

But he said to go online in a bit

You 02-18 11:18:02

so yeah see your toon when I see it

[Prompted] 02-18 11:18:55

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

You 02-18 11:19:33

Oh you are so f*cking classic, I swear

[Prompted] 02-18 11:20:26

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

You 02-18 11:21:19

You know what? I’m leaving.

You 02-18 11:21:23

Have a nice life.

You 02-18 11:21:30

Just give me my gold.

You 02-18 11:21:38

And I’ll forgive your transgressions.

You 02-18 11:21:50

Okay?

000 02-18 11:22:27

You 02-18 11:22:40

Sigh. I give up.

000 02-18 11:22:50

sorry ,plz give me 5mins ,i have check ur server gold

You 02-18 11:23:06

Oh come on!!!

[Prompted] 02-18 11:23:57

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

You 02-18 11:24:07

God have mercy on me

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One Response to “G4AIR.COM: ALL HOT HAIR Plus Getting All Hot Headed (3/4)”

  1. Hot "F"udge on 18 Feb 2009 at 8:56 am #

    ei EGF,

    Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

    That’s a funny…

    Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

    …conversation you have there with a Kung-Fu Guy! ROFL

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