February 17th 2009 12:48 am

G4AIR.COM: ALL HOT AIR? Plus Hope My Gold Doesn’t Disappear Into Thin Air (1/4)

Before I resume playing that Dwarf for the No Gold Diet Challenge , let me check out the site that’s next on my list. (Okay, maybe not literally next on the list; it was randomly selected in an eeny, meeny, miny, moe sort of way).

G4Air.com

A quick background check courtesy of Cletus showed that the site was created on January 9, 2008. Hmm, a relative newcomer in the RMT industry. IMHO, newcomers are quick to promise you the world in order to win your business. Retaining customers might be a different story, depending on the buyers’ experience.

Let’s give them a chance. They might even impress me!

Or maybe not….

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It’s February. What’s up with the Christmas theme in their banner???…..

Apparently, they think Wrath of the Lich King is still something to look forward to. Check out their home page below.



This is a proofreader’s nightmare..or dream if the proofreader is a sadistic, nitpicky SOB who derives evil pleasure from magnifying the faults of others (that would be me). Apart from G4Air being stuck in December, their copywriter did a half-assed job with the text.

And look at the WoW Gold price of $1.69. It’s enough to trigger a stampede amongst desperate WoW gold buyers like me, only if you look closely that price is for 100 gold….which means 1000 gold is $16.90, and it ain’t the cheapest in the market (I know. I checked out other sites like WoW Gold Pig - their 1Kg is $15.95).

Web Statistics: Total Gold (did they mean total gold delivered or total gold in stock?): a mind-boggling 843,333,672. Mind-boggling for a relatively new site…with a crappy Alexa rank of 3,278,000. With that in mind, does anyone really buy from them?

Well, heck, I would, if only to get this new review done!

Let’s check their About Us page.

G4Air About Us

Founded in 2004? Didn’t Cletus say the site was created in 2008? And they say they don’t farm or use bots or macros to collect virtual assets. So where the hell do they get their gold??

Inquiring minds want to know. Inquiring minds should visit Live Chat.

(Note: For those who are not able to see the images properly, the chat transcript is available in text version at the end of this post)

G4Air Chat-1

We’re off to a fine start…NOT. I hate canned text and DETEST being asked for my paypal email when I haven’t even ordered yet. And why doesn’t the agent have a proper name? In lieu of a name, I see three zeroes! Is this a person or a bot???

G4Air Chat-2

I’m sure you kiddies can understand why I’m already irritated at this point.

G4Air Chat-3

Well, my elation sure was short-lived.

G4Air Chat-4

That’s what you get for making all those typos, 000. I also had to laugh out loud when he said "oh ,my god". The guy must be on commission and VERY desperate to make a sale.

G4Air Chat-5

I seriously needed something from the military’s cache that very second, I swear to you.

G4Air Chat-6

Does G4Air.com even train their customer service reps? This has got to be the most retarded chat I’ve ever engaged in.

G4Air Chat-7

I could sense that the poor guy was starting to fall apart. I didn’t want him to cry so….

G4Air Chat-8

Now what the hell was that….

Ugh! It’s past midnight! There’s no way I’m ordering now and spending the next half hour or so waiting for their toon. I’m hitting the sack. I’ll place an order in the morning after I’ve had coffee strong enough to wake up the dead. By then I’ll be ready for them.

And 000 should be ready for me.

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Welcome ! If you have any questions or suggestions about our products and services, please feel free to tell us anytime!
Our operators will help your through the live chat or email.

If the operators are all busy and you can’t get response for a long time, you can contact us by phone or email.

000 02-17 11:15:43

hello

000 02-17 11:15:49

can i help u ?

You 02-17 11:15:49

Hello!

You 02-17 11:16:20

I’d like to buy some WoW gold but I’d like to know first how fast you deliver.

[Prompted] 02-17 11:17:11

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

You 02-17 11:17:41

Well, hell, I’m not leaving till you answer my question.

000 02-17 11:18:17

can u tell me ur paypal email ?

000 02-17 11:18:34

and  which server are u want buy ?

You 02-17 11:18:50

OMG, why do you need my paypal email for a simple question? I haven’t ordered from you guys yet. I simply want to know first how fast you deliver.

000 02-17 11:19:14

ok ,sure ,plz tell me ur want which server

000 02-17 11:19:20

and i will check it

You 02-17 11:19:55

I’m on Blackhand US Horde

You 02-17 11:20:05

and I want at least 1000 gold

[Prompted] 02-17 11:20:56

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

You 02-17 11:21:10

WTF??!! Are you a bot??

[Prompted] 02-17 11:22:02

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

You 02-17 11:22:15

Jesus H. Christ!!!

000 02-17 11:22:17

plz  wait

000 02-17 11:22:29

i will check ur server

000 02-17 11:22:31

give me 5mins

You 02-17 11:23:00

5 mins to check stock? Oh for crying out loud….Fine!!! Take your time but hurry up!!!

000 02-17 11:23:31

ok

000 02-17 11:27:11

hello

You 02-17 11:27:15

Yeah

000 02-17 11:27:46

how many are u want ,we have about 30000gold ,u just need 1000g ?

000 02-17 11:28:45

if u want ,we will give u right now !

You 02-17 11:28:49

Well you certainly look like someone poked you in the ass with a cattle prong. And yes, I need just 1000g unless…

You 02-17 11:28:52

Excuse me?

You 02-17 11:29:16

you’ll give me the gold now? For free? OMG, that is so awesome!!!! I love you guys!!! I love you, 000.

You 02-17 11:30:04

G4Air gives away free gold to people fortunate enough to visit their Live help!! I shall spread the word!!!

000 02-17 11:30:10

yes , we can do that ,plz get the payment ,and we will give u

You 02-17 11:30:23

Oh I have to pay. Darn!

You 02-17 11:31:05

Well this is sad. Was hoping for a freebie.

[Prompted] 02-17 11:31:56

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

You 02-17 11:32:30

Anyway, so after I make the payment, you guys are going to do a face to face trade with me?….WTF?? Please stop using that canned text, it’s driving me nuts!!!

000 02-17 11:33:12

if you pay it ,we will give u the gold face to face right now

000 02-17 11:33:18

sir , ok ?

You 02-17 11:33:43

Really???? Hmmm, yeah okay. I’ll place an order after this chat and log in.

000 02-17 11:33:55

oh ,my  god !! it’s ture ,ok ?

You 02-17 11:34:01

It’s what?????

000 02-17 11:34:19

if you pay it ,we will give u the gold face to face right now ,it’s ture

You 02-17 11:34:35

What or who the hell is ture???

000 02-17 11:35:03

000 02-17 11:35:24

if u paid ,we will give u the gold soon .

You 02-17 11:35:52

Yeah yeah but who or what the hell is "ture" and why are you breaking out in a sweat?

000 02-17 11:36:29

true ….

You 02-17 11:36:39

Oh okay…..

000 02-17 11:36:44

this , i have a mistake ,i said ,true ..

You 02-17 11:37:28

I thought it was some RMT gangstah language you were using…huh? I beg your pardon?

You 02-17 11:38:17

Oh never mind. Next question: your site says you don’t farm or use bots. Where do you get your WoW gold?

000 02-17 11:38:40

make ..

000 02-17 11:38:48

farm ..

You 02-17 11:39:05

I’m sorry?

[Prompted] 02-17 11:39:58

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

000 02-17 11:40:14

sorry ,i can’t tell u this thing ..

You 02-17 11:40:26

OMG, someone hand me a high-powered weapon RIGHT NOW

000 02-17 11:40:47

and if u want the gold ,u paid ,we will give you ,but we can’t tell you other things

You 02-17 11:41:08

Why not? As a consumer I have rights. At least here in the United States, I do.

000 02-17 11:41:36

lol..

You 02-17 11:41:43

What’s so funny?

000 02-17 11:41:49

so do you want buy the gold ?

You 02-17 11:42:26

Of course I do but I need to know where you get your gold. I don’t want my account to get banned because I received gold from a dubious source.

You 02-17 11:43:13

I have a right to know this. I’m going to pay you with my hard-earned money.

000 02-17 11:43:17

sorry ,this is our company’s confidential  ,i just can tell u we have ,and we can  give u soon

000 02-17 11:43:55

we  farm the gold

You 02-17 11:44:03

Your lips are sealed, eh?

You 02-17 11:44:35

Oh now you’re saying you farm the gold, but your site says otherwise. Tsk tsk. How long has G4Air.com been in existence, buddy?

[Prompted] 02-17 11:45:26

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

You 02-17 11:45:45

I need an AK-47 like right now, I swear….

000 02-17 11:46:06

at least 1year ,we have so many way to get the gold

You 02-17 11:46:31

At least 1 year. But your site says G4AIR was founded in 2004.

000 02-17 11:46:32

fram is the 1 way

You 02-17 11:46:42

Who’s Fram?

000 02-17 11:47:11

sir ,i only in the company 1year !

000 02-17 11:47:18

my guys ,sir !

You 02-17 11:47:35

Whoa whoa chillax, my friend. Chillax.

You 02-17 11:48:00

I am asking you very simple questions and all you have to do is give me very simple answers. This is not an interrogation.

[Prompted] 02-17 11:48:53

Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.

You 02-17 11:49:05

You know what? I’m going to be kind and let you go. Your next smiley might show you having a heart attack and I don’t want to be responsible for your death….oh now you’re asking for it….

You 02-17 11:49:12

I SAID QUIT THE CANNED TEXT!!!!

You 02-17 11:49:36

Ah hell, never mind. have a nice night/day and a nice life.

You 02-17 11:49:57

Chat with you again if I don’t get my gold. Then there will be hell to pay, comprende?

000 02-17 11:49:57

ok ..

You 02-17 11:50:13

Good bye and good luck. You’ll need it.

000 02-17 11:50:19

and i tell u

000 02-17 11:50:28

we have you server gold !!

You 02-17 11:50:45

If you say so. Au revoir, 000. Say hi to 007 for me.

You 02-17 11:50:53

Peace. I’m outta here.

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5 Responses to “G4AIR.COM: ALL HOT AIR? Plus Hope My Gold Doesn’t Disappear Into Thin Air (1/4)”

  1. _Leo_ on 17 Feb 2009 at 7:54 am #

    I’ve checked the owner of “g4air.com” domain and it seems to be the same bastards running THSale.com scam site. Or a guy doing the same scam at least.
    I’ve had a chat with THSale customer support which is published here in the second post. As you can see, there is a little introduction to THSale in the first post.
    These guys barely speak English although they use to say they live in Hong Kong. I though Hong Kong being an English speaking city.
    In the other hand, the IPs they use belong to China. Therefore, it is possible they lie when they say Hong Kong. As the lie in other things.

  2. Jeongho Min on 17 Feb 2009 at 10:43 am #

    Whoa. Yeah, the agent’s English is definitely crappy. But the canned responses? Yah, WoWMine may a bit discreet (although it is still pretty obvious), but this one is blatantly using canned responses! Ugh.

    Can’t tell how they get the gold? Ooh, something’s fishy here, EGF… I wouldn’t be ordering from them if I were you…

  3. Clysta on 20 Feb 2009 at 10:34 am #

    Well at least now that horrible canned text they have is gone. -just checked and they made it go away- Now it’s just slow as hell to get any kind of a response from them.

  4. Gio on 16 Mar 2009 at 7:40 am #

    Superbly a good chat! I’d also like to speak someone on that level, who couldn’t understand a simple questions and gives you an answer “Thank you for your patient waiting!I am typing ,answering your quesiton now,please do not leave.” Nice one, hahaha.

  5. orcie on 16 Mar 2009 at 12:44 pm #

    That chat sucks! If I were you, I won’t buy from them. :P

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