February 15th 2009 11:03 pm
FROM WOWMINE’S MINE OF LIES: A VALENTINE NEWSLETTER Plus I’m Sorry, Dawg, It Just Didn’t Work For Me
So how was your Valentine, kiddies?
I spent mine at my folks’ townhouse where Mom and Dad hosted dinner for family and friends. As usual, I ended up fielding the same dang questions from nosy SOBs & Bs (that’s Sons of B*tches & B*tches):
"So do you have a girlfriend?" (Um, no)
"When are you going to settle down?" (Uncle Jeff, I’m only 24. I’m too young for incarceration.)
"Why Hollywood? Why not the corporate world?" (Clint Eastwood is a hundred and fifty years old and needs a successor.)
"Are you free next Friday to go on a blind date? I know someone who’s just your type!" (Does she have blonde hair and very long pointy ears? Is she resistant to magic and lame pick-up lines?)
It took my mother’s fierce persuasion and threat of disinheritance to stop me from barricading myself in the upstairs bathroom to eat my dinner in peace. Some Valentine! Would have been better spent if I had seen that remake of "Friday the 13th" instead.
Or played WoW in the quiet of my apartment.
Speaking of WoW…and Valentine…and all things irritating….
Cletus received the deathless newsletter from Wowmine.com, with the subject heading: "$16 for 1000g, specail (sic) offer for this Valentine, take it away now!" (Yup, opting out still ain’t working for the dude).
Cheesy image. Check.
Retarded code. Check.
Misleading offer. Check.
Classic Wowmine!
55% extra WoW Gold with coupon code: VDUU
VDUU??? Venereal Disease….oh yeah Valentine’s Day! Silly me!
Love Is In The Air, Get Most Wanted Truesilver Shafted Arrow!
Shafted arrow. How phallic. How suitable to the occasion, Wowmine.
When love is in the air, how can you refuse to possess Truesilver Shafted Arrow, summoning Kwee Q. Peddlefeet at your wish forever?
Cletus said kissing this butt-ugly NPC just to get an HP Buff was the equivalent of getting frisked by Vernon Troyer.
…buy WoW gold with coupon code on this page before 15th, Feb, you are likely to be one of the 20 lucky dogs! Come on, go get it now!
Dogs??? Yo, yo, yo, what’s with the lame Randy Jackson-inspired call? (Disclaimer: I am not a fan of that karaoke monster show where there are more abominations than in Dante’s Inferno)
But Go FETCH I did, just to check out the prices and the code.
Two things about the promo:
1. They actually did tack on an extra 55% gold for the 1000g, but trying ordering anything higher than 1000g and the bonus gold will be capped at 1000g (goodbye 55% extra!). Go check it out.
2. Whatever happened to the subject heading "$16 for 1000g". The price I saw was $38.61.
LOL. Wowmine does it again. Eric my man (or woman), you say there is no such thing as bad publicity? Okay, I’ll do you the habitual favor of exposing your lies to the gold-buying public. :D In turn, you’ll be doing me a favor by giving me something to write about (and make fun of) in between reviews. It’ll make for a symbiotic relationship in the dirt-ridden RMT review pond, wouldn’t you agree?
Here’s to a great week ahead!
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4 Comments »
WoW Gold Pig on 16 Feb 2009 at 2:32 am #
Do they ever learn? I’m beginning to think that Blowmine, I mean WoWMine is a big hoax that aims to get the most slams and bad publicity ever online.
rage on 16 Feb 2009 at 8:59 pm #
i hope every1 at wowmine gets VD and I mean something like gonorrea and siphillis!!! f*cking scammers!!!
Jeongho Min on 16 Feb 2009 at 10:21 pm #
Sigh… no surprise… Hahaha… Eric Lam the shemale… hahaha…
Nice one, EGF!
Hot "F"udge on 17 Feb 2009 at 3:51 am #
wowmine is EMO. They love to publish things that would slap their own face or cut their own wrist. haha!
And hey, I love the lower left portion of their order form…”Hacker Safe.” All I can say to that is “LOL!”
the girl on the pic is gorgeous, though. she looks like a model of an anti-aging cream product :3