February 13th 2009 05:23 am

GOLDSOON.COM: A SHAKY FACE TO FACE DELIVERY Plus They Were About As Subtle As A Train Wreck (5/5)

I can forgive WoW gold sellers who go just slightly above the 24-hour ETA. My standards aren’t exactly Draconian. I know when to give leeway.

What I can’t forgive is some retarded person behind a delivery toon who, instead of using whisper, mentions that he is from Goldsoon AND mentions my (in this case, Remus’) toon in the same breath.

For everyone to see.

It took all my willpower not to have cardiac arrest at that moment.

Prior to that little scene in-game, I visited Goldsoon’s Live help and got some agent named Katrina.

Followup-1

Followup-2

"sorry i am not sure now, maybe 1-2 hours, if you don’t receive the gold then, we will trade with you next time." - Could Katrina be any more apathetic?

Followup-3

And after that sarcastic spiel, guess what she suddenly said?

Followup-4

"The gold is ready." My, my. Aren’t we fast ( or is it SOON?) And it didn’t take a refund request to donkey-kick them into getting it delivered.

Unfortunately, it didn’t go so well…..

Followup-5

Followup-6

"Please trust us, because we got several guys working now." - Several guys just to get this order filled??? Reminds me of that classic joke: "How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

Followup-7

My heart was in my throat when I finally logged out. I didn’t dare look at the chat log. I was afraid I’d see a barrage of anti-RMT messages, never mind anti-Goldsoon messages which I think Goldsoon deserves.

Which one of those "several guys", nay, SEVERAL IDIOTS forgot to use whisper? The idea of beating him with a red-hot poker has just dawned on me.

Their website says in crappy English: "SAFETY: As you known, it is the safety that is the most important point when we choose to buy the gold from website." - Well, amigos, your toon dude probably got too excited, or he left his brains at home, when he didn’t use whisper. You call that safe? I call that careless and idiotic.  Now if Remus’ account gets compromised…

OMG. I don’t know what else to say except…

Remus, if you get flagged, blame it on the guy who doesn’t speak English, okay?

This review is over.

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5 Responses to “GOLDSOON.COM: A SHAKY FACE TO FACE DELIVERY Plus They Were About As Subtle As A Train Wreck (5/5)”

  1. Jeongho Min on 13 Feb 2009 at 3:10 pm #

    Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Bad, GoldSOON. Baaaaad.

    And no “CHARGEBACK” or “REFUND”-shouting EGF? What a letdown… LOL…

    And good luck to your–or should I say, Remus’s–account!

    Happy valentines!

  2. Hot "F"udge on 14 Feb 2009 at 2:16 am #

    Ahhhh…. Sweeeeettt! Remus got an advance valentines gift from his sweetheart…

    @EGF - Peace, bro! :3

  3. oli on 15 Feb 2009 at 5:55 am #

    EGF, hope Remus doesn’t slay you.

    That Goldsoon delivery guy should be stuffed into a meat grinder.

  4. ankh on 15 Feb 2009 at 10:30 am #

    thanx for the warning wont use goldsoon ever they wil get u banned!!!

  5. Cathryn Wheel on 15 Feb 2009 at 9:04 pm #

    KATRINA: We will be more careful next time.

    Nope, there won’t be a next time because Goldsoon is the pits!

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