February 12th 2009 10:49 pm
GOLDSOON.COM: SOON IT’LL BE THE 24-HR MARK Plus Remus Is Not Amused (4/5)
"Remus, my man, how are you?"
"Are you calling to borrow money from me again?"
"No, I’m calling to let you know I have a Valentine present for you."
"You have any idea how gay you sound?"
"Takes one to know one."
"Seriously, to what do I owe the honor of this phone call?"
"Do you have the gold?"
"WHAT GOLD?"
Uh oh.
Egad, he should have it by now. We’re nearing the 24-hour mark. Cletus swore the Goldsoon rep told him that they had stock. They’re supposed to be "the SOONEST gold sellers in China". 20 hours and counting ain’t exactly "soon", hombres.
Is it going to take another hissy-fit on Live chat to get the Goldsoon people to move their asses?
Aaaarrgghhhh….
I told Remus about ordering 1000g for his toon just to test how safe Goldsoon’s delivery was.
"So if Blizzard spots the transaction, I’M THE ONE who gets banned, right?" Picture Remus’ veins popping out. It ain’t a pretty sight. Last time I saw him morphing from Jekyll to Hyde was when a beer truck sideswiped his Audi and nearly got me, him and Cletus hurt.
I was driving then. And using my cellphone.
"Remus, you have more WoW accounts than Madoff has lawsuits. Can you log in and check your toon’s mail, please?"
He said he didn’t have time to do it now but I could go "check the hell it out myself" and to my shock he gave me his account name and password.Then hung up.
Will wonders never cease?
I guess they just have because the gold is NOT in the mail.
Soonest delivery, yeah right. Crappy English and false claims all rolled into one. If I yell "REFUND!" or "CHARGEBACK!" will Goldsoon do something about it? Maybe. But this lack of initiative will not earn them a WGF medal. Why should I award someone who won’t budge unless Extreme Gold Fan - or any paying customer for that matter - invades live help to complain?
Ugh. Let me just eat my dinner. Then I’ll pay Goldsoon’s Live Help a friendly visit.
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3 Comments »
Jeongho Min on 12 Feb 2009 at 11:46 pm #
Gold SOON, eh? Well… as I just said before, everyone’s all eyes and on guard…
Those guys will be “Burned to Death SOON,” courtesy of EGF… HAHAHA…
Jeongho Min on 13 Feb 2009 at 2:13 am #
And Remus? Getting mad even after getting a gift from you? Boy, that was weird…
Review Critical on 13 Feb 2009 at 2:37 am #
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