February 9th 2009 05:25 am
THE NO GOLD DIET CHALLENGE JOURNAL Part One
So I rolled a new character for the challenge I was insane enough to accept from Remus. So here is a Dwarf Rogue, who possesses about as much stealth and cunning as Homer Simpson ransacking Mr. Burns’ kitchen.
In broad daylight.
Quoting myself from my MySpace blog , with such an inconspicuous appearance, this toon will become the best Rogue in the history of the game.
With the most number of resurrections.
To reiterate Remus’ conditions: it will all be pure grinding, from Level 1 to 80 (so help me, God), with the goal to get the most bad-ass (read: epic) mount. WoW gaming in its unadulterated form. No divine RMT intervention for this toon.
Let the grinding begin:
I accepted my first quest: Dwarven Outfitters from Sten Stoutarm who told me to move my ass and give him 8 Tough Wolf Meats. The wolves were anything but tough. I skewered them one by one.
I am not happy with the gay Winter Wonderland setting. I know what you’re thinking; stop being a whiny brat and do your job. Fine!
After dealing with the wolves, I accepted a raft of other quests.
When you’ve been playing Horde like I have for the longest time, you’d feel a little freaked surrounded by midgets.
So I’m politically incorrect. Shoot me.
I know, I know. Stop whining.
I delivered a stack of letters and picked on troggs and boars.
I was getting so bored that I mindlessly accepted a duel from a guy who was four levels above me.
Easy as pie. For the other guy. Then just when I found myself again at my original starting point did this THING distract me:
Woohoo, a Level 5 Human Rogue was "stabbing" a Level 63 Night Elf Hunter chick repeatedly from behind while telling her again and again "Ya like don’t ya? Don’t ya?" and she was like, "Oh yeah, oh yeah".
Of course, I had to play the part of the newb and stare at them with glee. LOL.
However, I grew conscious of the othe midg- I mean other toons staring at me stare so I left.
I also realized that I was exhausted, and I was only a Level 4 when I decided to call it a night. Level 4!! Aaarrghh.
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4 Comments »
oli on 09 Feb 2009 at 8:28 am #
You do know what an excruciating project this is, right? How long till you choke?
Cathryn Wheel on 10 Feb 2009 at 4:50 am #
There’s no need to punish yourself, EGF. Let go of this stupid challenge and move on to your WoW gold-buying life!
Hot "F"udge on 11 Feb 2009 at 5:37 am #
I think you should start creating a poll… And the question should be like, “Do you think EGF will get his Dwarf Rogue to lvl 80?” :3
gamehealer on 19 Mar 2009 at 12:33 pm #
I’m missing the wow gold diet challenge update already….