February 1st 2009 10:58 pm
DEAR ERIC OF WOWMINE….
Dear Eric (Lam?) of Wowmine with email address balabinba@qq.com (obviously as fake as your business address) and IP address 202.105.38.175 (Guangdong Province, China),
Thanks for leaving a comment which I decided to delete since it’s not worth the space it occupied for a brief moment in my comments box. However, I took a screen shot of it both for posterity and proof to my readers how retarded Wowmine’s minions are.
Since I’m bored this Sunday evening, I’ll just use this time to address your sarcastic yet pathetic attempt at taking a dig at yours truly. And since you say "There Is No Such Thing As Bad Press!", well, I’ll let you have it!
You called me an IGE blog marketer. What, just because the old dinosaur and your biggest competitor successfully filled my order (which your company failed at miserably ) and won a WoW Gold Facts medal as a result? Dude, you could have been top dog in my books had you delivered Cletus’ gold in 5 minutes, an astounding delivery time which continues to be your biggest (lie) claim in your website. Now if you had done so, you would have won the gold medal, and then everyone would call me a Wowmine blog marketer, right? *chuckles*
You’re thanking me for making Wowmine famous by creating this blog? No such thing as bad press? Eric my lady, the "no such thing as bad press" premise ain’t set in stone. I believe it didn’t work for the likes of Kenneth Lay as one bad exposé after another hit Enron shares until it fell 20,000 leagues under the sea. You mean my exposing the following….
1. Misleading discounts
2. Unauthorized use of celebrities as your newsletter models
3. Your crappy customer service
4. Your "business in a box" address 501 Silverside Road which you share with deceptive companies….and Hamas.
5. Your web of equally spammy and deceptive affiliate sites
….and a host of other lies bursting from your bag of tricks is going to do your business a favor??? No such thing as bad press, eh? Why don’t you take the time to read the comments of your unhappy customers who agree that Wowmine is INDEED A MINE OF LIES?
To paraphrase a statement made by an Enron employee to Mr. Lay, I would like to ask you, Eric (Lam) ,if you are on crack, if so that would explain your comment which reeks of the hubris of the shamed. if not, you may want to start because it’s going to be a long time before anyone trusts Wowmine again. And quit leaving such comments on my blog, okay? Your remarks are gayer than a Bangkok Medical Tourism-sponsored Happy Sex Change Patients’ Parade.
Good luck at your own sex change operation. Let me see if I could FedEx you a Wonderbra.
Sincerely,
EGF
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9 Comments »
Lestat de Lioncourt on 03 Feb 2009 at 2:13 am #
Whoever that Eric is, I bet he’s jealous of how IGE managed to still be on top of all the gold sellers existing today. I mean, who’s gonna do business with such a wimpy website like that wowmine? Who’s gonna have interest in doing business with those scammers? I have tried them once and that one time is such a painful ordeal to have my money back. I have to file a dispute on Paypal and talk to my bank just to get the payment back. After having it returned, I said to myself that I WILL NEVER, EVER TRUST WOWMINE AGAIN!!!
LOL at you, Eric. Your comment is a fake. Wowmine successful? Probably because you SCAM PEOPLE’S MONEY!!! But I doubt it. WOWMINE is at the edge of a cliff tiptoe-ing to survive. AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!! I WISH I COULD STRANGLE ALL OF YOU IN WOWMINE AND RIP THE HEAD OFF OF YOUR BODIES!!!
Peter Porker on 05 Feb 2009 at 4:22 am #
A bitter piglet, you have on your doorstep.
Hot "F"udge on 07 Feb 2009 at 5:16 am #
@ Lestat de Lioncourt - Calm down, man! Breathe…breathe… LOL
Wowmine is wowmine! Being a site of lies is like wowmine’s “Birth Defect.” You know…like a child born with a clef palette and Eric who was born RETARDED.
Anyway, here’s my battlecry for Eric: “Kneel down and swallow my sword!” :3
Jeongho Min on 13 Feb 2009 at 2:17 am #
Sigh… to think he’s a higher-up at WoWMine… Eric Lam just made himself a laughingstock…
Bloody Ogre on 18 Mar 2009 at 3:51 pm #
Oh yeah, WoWMine just got famous in a negative way.
Gorgon on 01 Apr 2009 at 2:24 am #
WoWMine isnt that bad ige i probably more reliable, but to think that this is gonna have any effect on there business in a negative way is streching it alot…
Gorgon on 01 Apr 2009 at 2:25 am #
Ige is*
Eric Lam on 10 Nov 2009 at 12:25 am #
Yeah I’m a huge douche bag. I apologize for all the terrible things I have done to the internet. As of today, I will shut down Evony, Kingory, and remove all their botnets, malware, spammers, and advertisements from the web. I will refund all money spent on any of those shitty games to everyone. I will shut down WoWMine. Then I will throw myself, along with all of my employees and friends and family, off a cliff lemming style.
Forgive me for the dishonor I have brought upon the internet and Glorious China.
BYAAAAH!!!!
Hot "F"udge on 10 Nov 2009 at 8:53 pm #
@Eric - O’RRY???
RAWR! :O