January 4th 2009
WOWGOLDPIG.COM: THIS TIME I’M NOT DRUNK Plus Where Did This Little Mushroom Spring From? (1/5)
Okay, kiddies, this time I am 100% sober.
Let me just explain my previous post: I was at a New Year’s gathering with old friends (all WoW players, mind you) and at one point (when we were all close to getting inebriated) we started talking about my blogsite and how they got a kick out of it…then one of them said "you gotta do WoWGoldPig, man!"
Now I thought he was being funny and I thought the name was funny - nay, hysterical! - and my tequila-addled brain released some chemicals that gave me the case of the schoolgirl giggles. At least that’s what I remember: me ROFL’ing over the name WoWGoldPig. And next thing I knew I was in my own apartment typing a post on WoWGoldPig right after checking out their site.
And then I passed out.
So anyway, what the heck is WoWGoldPig.com ?
Turns out it’s a site that sells WoW gold and only WoW gold. Now I don’t know what the genius who thought of the site name was on when it hit him like a bolt of lightning to call the site WoWGoldPig, but hey, whatever that was, I want some.
Kidding.
My curiosity is piqued. Why the name? Maybe customer service could give a proper explanation?
Let’s check out the sight together, shall we?
Here’s the landing page:
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Man, you just gotta love their copy:
DIRT CHEAP WOW GOLD. REAL FAST DELIVERY. No Ads. No B.S.
WE SPEAK HARDCORE WORLD OF WARCRAFT GAMING, NOT CHINESE. — Lol!!!!!
CHEAP WOW GOLD DELIVERED AS FAST AS POSSIBLE. NO RUNAROUND, NO EXCUSES.
IF YOU’RE A WOW GOLD PIG TOO, REGISTER HERE . IF YOU WANT B.S. GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.
Love the ‘tude, dudes. Love it.
Hmm, price updates and newsletters? Maybe next time, hombres. *oinks back*
Now where’s that customer service link?
Ah, yes!
Wait a minute….
Oh come on, I can’t speak to a customer service rep unless I have an order???
Sheesh.
Man, I need to know why they named the site WoWGoldPig! It’s a question that’s close to killing me!
Grrrrrr.
Okay, fine, I’m ordering, dang you! If only to give me peace. You sprung up from nowhere and yet you’re already gnawing away at me. Dang you!
But first, gotta ask Cletus or Remus to pay for the order.
