January 28th 2009 10:21 pm

LAME TACTICS: I AIN’T BITING

One of my former victims – Run Randy Run – dropped by via the comments section and offered to set things right by looking into Cletus’ order but first….can we please have your Order ID?

Hell no!

Puh-leez, don’t think I can’t see through your fake customer relations act. Getting the Order ID is one way to blow my and Cletus’ cover. Getting the Order ID is one way to expose Extreme Gold Fan’s identity to the world.

Trying to get the Order ID is a lame attempt at being slick.

No thank you, I value my anonymity, especially when my daily breakfast includes death threats from the WoW gold sellers whom I shish kabob-bed to Kingdom Come with reviews more scathing than Jessica Alba’s opinion of Bill O’Reilly.

Now if you will excuse me, I need to hit the sack ASAP. I have a funeral to attend first thing in the morning.

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3 Responses to “LAME TACTICS: I AIN’T BITING”

  1. Disgruntled on 29 Jan 2009 at 9:06 am #

    Tried wowmine.com before I found this site….been more than 36 hours since I ordered. Lucky for me I was smart enough to order the smallest amount to test them out. Below is my last chat talk with their “live” support. Live is in quotes because I get the feeling “Tracy” was not an english speaker and the delay was him/her trying to use a translator program. It’s a funny chat nonetheless and I’m only out $7 but I’m still pissed. Chat InformationDue to a sharp increase of our business, we are currently handling a significantly high volume of chat requests. As a result, waiting time may be longer than usual.The rolling banner on the right is sponsored by MMOMaven.com. Feel free to check it out while you’re waiting for the next available agent. Thank you for holding. Chat InformationYou are now chatting with support agent ‘Tracy’ Chat InformationYour Issue ID for this chat is (edited out) Tracy: Hi! ****. Welcome to the LiveChat Service! Let me know how I can be of help while I’m pulling up your order details (if you have filled the pre-chat survey). I am actually handling many customers at the same time for a prolong period. Response time is slower than usual. Just bear with me here. I will use Canned Responses (CR) to increase chat efficiency. Feel free to ask me to elaborate if you find the CR unfitting. Tracy: HI ME: me again Tracy: IS there anything else i can do for you? ME: like make more false promises? ME: I don’t like the attitude personally. Tracy: US Grizzly Hills A **** 105 ? ME: lol you tacked on that extra 5 I see. ME: will I be getting it in 5 minutes like the website promises? Tracy: Sir just now i promise you you will get soon, and now we are hurrying up with your order ME: but I’ve been hearing that for 36 hours. everyone tells me they are hurrying up with my order but somehow I get the feeling you just say that to all the customers so they stop bugging you. Tracy: Usually we are quick. ME: but….to be fair to you Tracy you promised me personally I would get my order so I will wait one more hour before I contact paypal to get my money back and file a fraud complaint with them. Tracy: But these days we really have some difficulities ME: and no you usually aren’t quick ME: you don’t pay your farmers and all your reviews say it’s a scam and not to use wowmine.com Tracy: We are terribly sorry for your waiting. But we are now working hard on it to make sure you can get it ASAP. ME: it’s all false promises and double talk. I’m sick of hearing it, Tracy. I will wait one more hour though just for you cause you promised. then I’ll deal with paypal directly and the attorney general. thanks again for your time. ME: lol you just cut and pasted that last response. I’ve seen it about 10 times now from 5 different people. ME: you realize that says you weren’t working hard on my order before I came in here every hour to complain. ME: see you in an hour tracy…..maybe not if you can make good on that promise to deliver my gold though. I sincerely hope this is the last time I have to come here. If you do get my gold in an hour I’ll come back just to personally apologize to you. How’s that sound? ME: are you still there? ME: HEY! ME: don’t ignore me Tracy: Yes Tracy: I am listening toyou ME: so how does that sound? ME: you don’t know what I’m talking about do you, Tracy Tracy: Sir you do not apologize to me. We will thank you very much for your great patience, if you may give us a little bitmore time ME: yep you got one more hour. then I’ll go to paypal and forcefully get my money back. ME: bye Just like the time before this I got no goodbye from Tracy. I couldn’t believe the attitude I got from the start though lol “IS there something else I can do for you?” Um yeah how about get my small ass order of 100 gold that I’ve been waiting 36 hours for! oh it’s 105 now. I feel so lucky to get an extra 5. I’ll never see any of it. I know this comment doesn’t fit the topic but I wanted to post it to the most current topic. Never use wowmine.com people…be smarter than I was.

  2. Jeongho Min on 29 Jan 2009 at 10:18 am #

    Hah! Talk about “good customer service” (sarcastically quoted). Going the extra mile, eh? On the wrong road? And wait a minute, EGF? Where do you think would they expect your answer, IF AT ALL you give them one? On the comments section? If they are SINCERE, they would go the extra mile and the right way by contacting you PRIVATELY, either via e-mail or phone (remember the wee-hours-of-the-morning calls from them WoW-Gold sellers?)… but at the comments page? Boy, they’re sickos.

  3. Jeongho Min on 29 Jan 2009 at 11:23 pm #

    Disgruntled, poor you. Told you, many WoW-Gold sellers (well, save for IGE, WoW Gold Pig, and My Super Sales–boy, they work a lot for me) have one thing in common: - Non-delivery (or pathetic delivery, for the least) - Rude and incompetent customer support - Dubious sources (obviously, farmed using illegal methods)

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