WoW Gold Facts

Me: Cletus, I need to order from WoWGoldPig.

Cletus: My cards are maxed out and I owe my parents money.

*click*

Me: Remus, does your PayPal account have $14 to spare?

Remus: It’s a brand new year and you’re already getting yourself into new debt?

Me: That’s my problem. Can you place an order for a thousand gold on WoWGoldPig. com ?

Remus : What company would name itself after such an unclassy creature? Why not a Friesian Horse or a white lion or  a Peregrine falcon?

Me (ticked off) :  Because they want to, that’s why, you CLASSY YOKEL . Now can you do me the favor of buying gold? I’ll pay you back, I swear.

Remus: Sorry but this CLASSY YOKEL needs the money to make the minimum payment on his Mastercard.

*click*

Why is everyone broke?????

Dang…..

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