January 5th 2009 10:12 pm
Me: Cletus, I need to order from WoWGoldPig.
Cletus: My cards are maxed out and I owe my parents money.
Me: Remus, does your PayPal account have $14 to spare?
Remus: It’s a brand new year and you’re already getting yourself into new debt?
Me: That’s my problem. Can you place an order for a thousand gold on WoWGoldPig. com ?
Remus : What company would name itself after such an unclassy creature? Why not a Friesian Horse or a white lion or a Peregrine falcon?
Me (ticked off) : Because they want to, that’s why, you CLASSY YOKEL. Now can you do me the favor of buying gold? I’ll pay you back, I swear.
Remus: Sorry but this CLASSY YOKEL needs the money to make the minimum payment on his Mastercard.
Why is everyone broke?????
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