Archive for January, 2009

January 29th 2009

WOW RULES!!! TAKE THAT, UH, YOU EL COPY GATO MMORPGS (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!)

This is from G4TV.com:

According to Edge-Online, World of Warcraft made up half of Activision Blizzard’s earnings last year:

Arvind Bhatia with Stern Agee said in a Wednesday research note that he expects WoW subscriptions amounted to earnings per share of about 30 cents out of a total 60 cents, or around $400 million total, in the fiscal year ended in December.

That means that Wow makes as much money as Call of Duty, Guitar Hero, Starcraft, Crash Bandicoot, Spyro the Dragon, and the rest of Activision’s franchises and games combined. So if you’re ever wondering why companies keep creating new MMOs to challenge Warcraft, there’s your answer. There’s a lot of money in it.

My addendum: Yeah a lot of money in it for the RMT industry as well, LOL!

I doubt if any MMORPG in the future can dethrone the juggernaut that is World of Warcraft.

That’s all for today, kiddies. And remember, keep playing WoW and keep buying WoW gold….and tell me all about your shoping experience - good or bad, funny or sad. Everyone, especially me, loves a story!

Que La paz este conustedes  y recuerden que "Grinding" es para los jotos.

My Spanish sucks, I know.

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January 29th 2009

POST FROM INSOMNIA LAND: From Lowbie to Highbie Plus No Regrets

Up at 2:00 AM. I’ll be a walking undead by the time I get to the funeral. Might end up even deader than the deceased once the service is over.

I’ll just use this witching hour to reminisce about my days as a lowbie. I remember how my first set of toons were all troll hunters because I was too chicken to get close to the target (and I like trolls. I think they’re cool). I’d fire an arrow, then back up, back up, back up while firing away until I’m forced to ax them. Sure I died so many times…even got Remus and Cletus killed after I ordered them to charge into a mob of Razormanes while running away with 10% HP (Go, guys, finish them all! Yeah you’re only Lvl 5 and those f*ckers are Lvl 8 and above but no guts, no glory! ). But trolls have always worked best for me. Tried Alliance the first year and….never mind. I don’t want another round of hate mail (and death threats) from the Alliance people. I got a lot of flak for the anti-Alliance content in my Battlecry post .

I’ve been playing Horde since I abandoned my Alliance toons. IMHO, the Horde side has the most savage creatures. Which means more fun and challenge.

Which also means the three of us die more than we would like to, and the more we whined about our crappy armor and the cost of better ones (and how my leadership skills in instances suck).

As we leveled up and got pets to fight for us, we’d go back to the same places where we got our asses kicked and re-engage in combat with the critters who sliced and diced us when we were lowbies. Payback is a bitch.

As we reached highbie status and acquired better armor, the more broke we became. We got really cranky inside and outside the game. (Yeah, we were THAT affected) The straw that broke the camel’s back was when other players started acquiring mounts (courtesy of gold they purchased from RMT sites; we knew - they told us). And that’s when Cletus, Remus and I had an epiphany:

GRINDING IS SO GAY.

And that, folks, triggered the start of our WoW gold buying spree.

Only I lifted that spree to a career when I made it my business to review gold sellers. Life hasn’t been the same since the first review. I’ve gained notoriety and more enemies than Kim Jong-Il. But hey, at least I got my mounts and impressed the chicks in the game!

Life is good, but life in WoW is just SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

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January 28th 2009

LAME TACTICS: I AIN’T BITING

One of my former victims - Run Randy Run - dropped by via the comments section and offered to set things right by looking into Cletus’ order but first….can we please have your Order ID?

Hell no!

Puh-leez, don’t think I can’t see through your fake customer relations act. Getting the Order ID is one way to blow my and Cletus’ cover. Getting the Order ID is one way to expose Extreme Gold Fan’s identity to the world.

Trying to get the Order ID is a lame attempt at being slick.

No thank you, I value my anonymity, especially when my daily breakfast includes death threats from the WoW gold sellers whom I shish kabob-bed to Kingdom Come with reviews more scathing than Jessica Alba’s opinion of Bill O’Reilly.

Now if you will excuse me, I need to hit the sack ASAP. I have a funeral to attend first thing in the morning.

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January 26th 2009

SCAM AND SPAM VIA SMS: WOWMINE DOES IT AGAIN

Leave it to Cletus to send me the latest shenanigan from WoWMine.com.

Mi mejor amigo received this WoWMine SMS last week:

"Hi, here is a chance to get easy WoW gold again! WoWMine.com offers you 73% off with coupon code: RCPF now. Hurry up, ends on 31st Jan."

73% OFF? SEVENTY-THREE PERCENT???

So if I order 2000 gold, instead of paying $86.98, I get to fork over a mere $23.49?

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Er, apparently not.

"Price after Discount; 83.81. Get 73% OFF the first 100g by using this code which applies to the order over 500g."

73% off the first 100 gold.

LOL!!!

Wowmine, you never fail to amaze - and disgust - me.

How can you live with yourself?

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January 25th 2009

TWO TOUCHY TOPICS: Chinese New Year and Chinese Spammers

I received several emails from unhappy WoW gold buyers within the last 12 hours all saying the same thing: EGF, NOBODY IS DELIVERING!!!

I have three words for you people: CHINESE NEW YEAR .

Yes, it’s a yearly pattern, kiddies. Add the Double Ten (Oct. 10) celebration and some other Chinese holiday I forget, expect even the best sites’ deliveries to fail during these periods.

My advice? Try not to order during their holidays if you can help it. It’ll spare you a lot of pain. I’ve postponed doing a new review as it wouldn’t be fair to my next victim, er, the next WoW gold seller on the list. I’m also giving those guys time to get over their hangovers. See? I can be a nice person!

Next quick topic: Chinese spammers. How do I know I’m being spammed instead of being given a decent comment on my blogsite?

One word says it all: HYPERLINKS .

People, I’m not stupid. I may not be the brightest bulb in my family but I’m not stupid. I know when a comment (cough, cough, Goldsoon, ya listening?) is spammy when it is riddled with more hyperlinks than Bonnie and Clyde were riddled with bullets. What is ostensibly a simple comment about the agonies of buying WoW gold (our keywords for the day!) is a sly link to a WoW gold seller’s website. When I mouse over certain keywords, I see at the bottom of the task bar the URL I’d be led to if I were curious enough to check it out…and ya know what they say about curiosity killing the cat!

So to y’all Chinese spammers, do me a favor and choke on your spring rolls. I don’t need you polluting my space for the rest of the year.

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January 21st 2009

OPERATION: SHOCK AND AWE Plus Hillary Ain’t Gonna Like This

Shocked and awed I was. Yes sir, I needed a forklift to get my jaw off the floor this time.

Remember how there are some things in life that defy logic and show contempt for decency and integrity?

I am by no means a fan of Hillary Clinton but this one is just….is just….

Ah heck, you check out the pics below and tell me what you think, kiddies. They’re all from Mrs. WoW ’s (remember her?) Wordpress blog, whose sole purpose is to drive SEO for the missus and grab the attention of insomniacs like me who have nothing better to do post-inauguration.

The Mrs. WoW article starts with a nifty preamble and then shoves the photos down the proverbial (albeit virtual) throat of the hapless reader who can’t help but look at it and wonder if Mrs. Clinton is suffering from a severe case of diarrhea or just merely hopped up on goofballs.

"0% risk WoW powerleveling service for all customers.0% risk WoW powerleveling is impossible? No,its possible for MrsWoW. HIllary Cliton once said:buy best WoW powerleveling and cheap WoW gold ,please ask www.mrswow.com for help.

Lets have a look Hillary Cliton’s feeling after her WoW account had get banned by GM."

Hillary-1

No guild would be brave enough to have this broad on board.

Hillary-2

Look at those ferocity of this pic. I can almost hear her growling in the manner of Mercedes McCambridge in The Exorcist .

Hillary-3

Too much peyote can do that to you.

Hillary-4

I’m no expert at digital manipulation but it’s obvious that Hillary’s head was slammed on this body. Look how large her head is next to the lovely (bra-less) Natalie Portman’s. Mmm, mmm.

Hillary-5

Now they’ve got Ted Kennedy hawking Mrs. WoW too. The poor guy had a seizure, for Christ’s sake get off his back or else I’m reporting you to the Democratic party!

Hang on, that’s not a bad idea….  :D

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January 20th 2009

INTERLUDE POST: WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE WOW BATTLECRY?

While I’m waiting for the PayPal sh*t to be resolved, let me ask you kiddies this question:

What’s your favorite WoW battlecry? Ya know, what you yell just before you slay your whimpering victim who’s begging for your mercy?

I have several:

1.   FOR THE HORDE!!! (When I can’t think of anything else)

2.   DINNER IS SERVED!!! (said in my more refined moments)

3.   WHO’S YOUR DADDY???!!! (said in a cruder frame of mind)

4.   DI DI MAU!!! (I love "The Deer Hunter")

5.   YOU TALKIN’ TO ME? YOU TALKIN’ TO ME? (Travis Bickle is da man!)

6.   I’M SINGING IN THE RAIN, JUST SINGING IN THE RAIN!!! (Inspired by "A Clockwork Orange")

7.   I’M THE KING OF THE WORLD!! (Remus and Cletus hate this with all their might)

8.   I’M GONNA EAT YOU BUT NOT IN A WAY YOU’LL ENJOY!!! (that too vile for you, kiddies?)

9.   SUCK ME SEXY!!! (credited to Will Ferrell)

10. I DON’T STEP ON TOES, LITTLEJOHN. I STEP ON NECKS! (The requisite Chuck Norris quote)

and last but not the least….

11. F*CK THE ALLIANCE!!! (Amen)

So what’s your battlecry?

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January 14th 2009

VIRTUAL INCOME TAX: ARE THEY INSANE? Plus Online Flirting Course for Geeks

This is from Technologyreview.com:

GET READY FOR VIRTUAL INCOME TAX

The U.S. taxpayer advocate discusses taxation of virtual booty.
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
By Erica Naone

The annual report from the U.S. taxpayer advocate Nina Olson (published on the IRS website here ) includes a discussion of taxing virtual economies. As Ars Technica points out, the question was first raised back in 2003. To me, it is a rumbling of much more to come.

For people who don’t participate in virtual economies, it might seem like a strange idea. Think about it this way: it’s fun to fight monsters and have a powerful character and a nice (virtual) house. But how do you get that awesome character and nice house? Through something that MMO players call "the grind": repetitive, boring tasks, like plowing through low-level quests. The grind should sound familiar to most of us: it’s washing the dishes, doing the laundry, or shoveling snow from the driveway. Sure, I can do that stuff myself, but I often wish I could pay someone else to do it. It turns out that in games, just as in real life, you can.

And so, virtual goods have real value to players because they represent time spent doing the grind, or tracking down hard-to-find items. There are sometimes black-market exchange rates between game currencies and real currencies. While some online worlds have resisted real-money trading (most famously World of Warcraft), others (like Second Life and Entropia Universe) have used it to attract new players.

My favorite example of the weirdness that this can create is from Julian Dibbell’s book Play Money, which tells the story of the author’s quest to make more money in a year playing Ultima Online than he ever made in a year of writing. Toward the end of the book, he calls up the IRS and tries to ask them about his earnings in the virtual world. The IRS is, of course, clear that any "real" money a player makes must be taxed, but Dibbell’s question was about virtual currency, and his inventory of virtual goods. For someone like him, who could and would sell these things for real money, it seemed that it would make sense to consider these things part of his assets, and therefore subject to appreciation, depreciation, and all the other intricacies of tax law. The problem that Dibbell reveals, which will be important to the IRS one day, is how to deal with "things" that may or may not have value, depending on how you look at them.

The question of virtual economies is filed in Olson’s report under "most serious problems encountered by taxpayers." The report notes,

The economic activity in virtual worlds is significant. As early as 2001, an economist estimated that time spent in one of the many "virtual worlds" generated about $3.42 per hour, which represented a gross national product (GNP) of about $135 million and a per capita GNP of about $2,266–roughly equivalent to Russia and higher than in many developing countries. Since $3.42 is a decent wage in some developing countries, people in such countries reportedly spend long hours in a virtual world to acquire virtual property and create avatars with favorable attributes that the entrepreneur can sell for real dollars.

The report notes, however, that tracking virtual transactions would be problematic, and that it would often be hard to assign them a value.

For example, how would we value a trade of virtual armor for a virtual sword or the income from picking up a virtual sword?

I love the fact that emerging technologies could make it necessary for the IRS to consider the value of my Crystalline Bio Armour versus that of my Sword of Tonturu in Cthulhu Nation.

Oh-kaaaaaaaaay….

Would the IRS be willing to accept payment in WoW gold? Do they accept virtual checks? What will the likes of me get in return? Virtual public schools and community colleges? 12-step programs for brew-addled Dwarves? Will they dispatch law enforcers in-game to protect players from spammy toons and arrest them on the spot? On that note, how the hell does one say the Miranda rights in Chinese?

This is ridiculous. The day they start taxing virtual property is the day I will lead a 25-man raid into the IRS instance!!!!!!!

And finally, someone told me about some person who leads an online flirting course for computer geeks. Online flirting and cybersex have always baffled me, since I’ve always held the notion that one needs three hands to carry them out effectively. Eh, just my humble opinion.

Now back to fighting the PayPal people.

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January 13th 2009

PAYPAL ISSUES Plus In The Meantime, Check Out My Updated About Page

Kiddies, I owe you a new review but I’m having PayPal issues….AGAIN!

Angry EGF

In the meantime, check out my updated About page.

And remember: buying WoW gold is NOT illegal. :D

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January 12th 2009

INTERLUDE POST: WEB & GAMING ADDICTION AT ITS FINEST (And Dumbest)

I hate my insomnia. Ugh, might as well post something. I might even bore myself to sleep with this one.

One of my lurker readers juniperberry emailed me a couple of real but inane reports from ninemsn.com on people severely addicted to gaming. According to ninemsn, "military-style" regimen is used to treat this sort of addiction.

Here is the abridged article (edited for your own boredom-avoidance purposes):

Nanometre wave machines, military formation drills, gruelling exercise regimes and electric shocks are being used to cure China’s ballooning number of internet addicts.

Some 300 treatment centres across the country hope to tackle the growing social problem of web addiction that has accompanied rapid modernisation.

"[Internet addicts] can’t adjust to school and society, so they try to escape their difficulties and avoid problems," psychologist Tao Ran, who runs a treatment centre on a military base outside of Beijing, said.

"They lack self-confidence and often don’t have the courage to continue their lives," he is quoted by ABC News as saying.

China has an estimated 17 million internet addicts, or between four and six percent of its internet users.

Dr Tao, who co-authored a controversial diagnostic manual for ‘internet addiction disorder’, says that an addict is someone who spends more than six hours per day for at least three months on internet use not related to work or study.

Most of his 60-odd patients are young men aged between 15 and 21 who are hooked on multiplayer online games like World of Warcraft and Counterstrike, ABC reports.

But there is also a handful of young women at the clinic addicted to virtual life games — decorating virtual homes, having virtual husbands and babies — or popular dance battle games.

Jesus, I’m just glad I have a life outside WoW!

And finally, on a non-MMORPG-related note, here’s gaming addiction at its dumbest:

Man solves Rubik’s Cube after 26 years

A man has matched up the bricks of his Rubik’s Cube — 26 years after purchasing it.

Graham Parker suffers wrist and back injuries from his decades of twisting the cult toy and admits to weeping when he finally matched everything up, the UK’s Metro reports.

"It felt like it had taken over my life," he was quoted by the newspaper as saying.

"I have missed important events to stay in and solve it, and would lie awake at night thinking about it."

His wife Jean says Graham was already obsessed when they met and the toy was like a third person in their marriage.

"I have often thought about getting rid of it but I knew he would not rest until he had solved it," she said.

A spokesman for the World Cube Association said it was "definitely the longest it has taken" to finish the cube.

I have no words….

…except…

…what a loser.

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January 8th 2009

INTERLUDE POST: WOWMINE, I HAVE A QUESTION….

Let me close this week with this interlude post.

It’s a letter to my all-time fave WoWMine.com .  ("Your biatch", as Remus would call it)

Dear WoWMine,

I checked your website and saw this strangely outdated promotion touting your "clearance sale" of $3/1000g……

…."from 15th to 18th December 2008".



A December promotion which you advertised just this month on your website.

"You should never miss out such a crazy party".  Dudes, everyone missed out on this crazy party because you posted your little invite weeks after the event.

And please don’t tell me you emailed (spammed) the newsletter to your customers before the actual event because Cletus never got one. (On a side note: Your unsubscribe feature obviously did not, does not and never will work!!!)

I checked your news archives (containing every single dang spam newsletter ever sent to your victims) and the "3-Day Seasonal Cut Spree" ain’t there.

So speak up: what’s with the belated posting of that (fake) promo?

$3/1000g. What a crock of sh*t.

You scammers suck big time.

Sincerely,

EGF

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January 8th 2009

WOWGOLDPIG.COM THE EPILOGUE: THE PIG RESPONDS (5/5)

I am up bright and early and greeted by an email from George of WoWGoldPig.com ’s customer support.

As mentioned in my previous post , I sent them my thanks along with the following questions:

1. What other delivery methods do you offer apart from mailbox?

2. When did your site go live?

3. Why don’t you have Live Chat support?

4. Why did you choose the pig of all animals? Why not some classy creature like a thoroughbred horse or a Beverly Hills chihuahua?

And here are George’s answers:

Hi XXXXXXXX,

Thank you for writing.

1. We also offer face to face delivery.

2. December 23, 2008

3. We don’t have live chat support because we want to keep our prices low. Our prices are already 20% lower than the competition and we want to keep it that way. :-)

4. We like pigs. They’re cute and intelligent creatures. Besides, wowgoldpig sounds better than wowgold chihuahua or wowgold arabian steed. :-p

We hope to serve you soon.

Regards,
George
Wowgoldpig Customer Support

Right.

Thanks, George.

And thanks, WoW Gold Pig .

Once again, you guys rock!

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January 7th 2009

WOWGOLDPIG.COM: THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO THE MAILBOX Plus This Little Piggy Shouted Oui Oui Oui I Got My Gold! (4/5)

3000 gold in the mail.

I woke up this morning to 3000 gold in the mail.

The Pig delivered. And here’s the official confirmation, which came in while I was asleep and having nightmares about my Copacabana home video .

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WOOHOO! This calls for a thank you note, kiddies. And a few serious questions! :D

WoWGoldPig Contact Order ID

Yeah I have an Order ID and I can finally contact these people!

WoWGoldPig Email Contact

Egad, no live help???

Grrrrrrrrr.

Fine! Email me your response to the following questions ASAP!

Hi WoWGoldPig people, thanks for delivering my gold to my ingame mail. That was really awesome. Now before I place my next order, I would like to know first:

1. What other delivery methods do you offer apart from mailbox?

2. When did your site go live?

3. Why don’t you have Live Chat support?

4. Why did you choose the pig of all animals? Why not some classy creature like a thoroughbred horse or a Beverly Hills chihuahua?

You guys rock!

Oinks,

EGF

Do we have a new medalist? Hmm, yes we do. Gold? Silver? Bronze?

Ah heck, let’s give the Pig the GOLD simply because:

1. I got the gold in less than (the industry standard ETA of) 24 hours.

2. I got the gold without being asked to verify my order (too much of a pain, really. Maybe I got lucky this time).

3. The order process was faster than Remus charging into my apartment to dun me for the X amount of dollars I owe him.  (That’s a pretty serious analogy, folks!)

4. The gold was so dang cheap. (Bless ‘em.)

Congratulations, WoW Gold Pig ! *oinks* You are WoW Gold Facts’ new gold medalist. Sorry, IGE , but all good things must come to an end. Time to bring you a notch down.

Now to get Cletus to update the medal roster.

Well, my first review of the year certainly went well….

:D

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January 7th 2009

WOWGOLDPIG.COM: SINGING FOR MY SUPPER, I MEAN, REVIEW Plus One Day I Will Have My Revenge (3/5)

I hate you, Cletus and Remus.

I hope you two step on a bear trap.

Both of you took advantage of my desperation by agreeing to pay for my WoWGoldPig order….PROVIDED I LIPSYNCH AND DANCE TO AN OBVIOUSLY LIPSYNCHING BARRY MANILOW’S RENDITION OF COPACABANA !!!!!

I still can’t believe I mouthed the lyrics and mimicked the movements to THIS…….

…..WHILE YOU TWO RECORDED EVERY MOVE WITH A CAMCORDER!!!!

WELL AT LEAST YOU KEPT YOUR END OF THE F***ING BARGAIN BY PAYING FOR THE GOLD — EVEN UPPING THE SIZE OF THE ORDER AS A BONUS FOR WHAT COULD BE THE START OF MY YOUTUBE CAREER — SO I CAN GET ON WITH MY REVIEW!!!!

BUT IT DOESN’T CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOU TWO TREATED ME LIKE @#$%!!!

One day, vengeance will be mine.

EGF Vengeful Smiley

Anyway……..

SO…

Courtesy of those retards , I finally managed to place an order at WoWGoldPig.

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Step 1:

wowgoldpig order

Step 2:

wowgoldpig order

Step 3:

wowgoldpig order

wowgoldpig paypal

Well, that was a pretty fast order process. Impressive.

Now let’s see how fast those porcine folks can deliver. And they better be fast…

…or my performance would have been for nothing!!!!

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January 5th 2009

WOWGOLDPIG.COM: STILL HUSTLING FOR MONEY Plus Why Is Everyone Broke? (2/5)

Me: Cletus, I need to order from WoWGoldPig.

Cletus: My cards are maxed out and I owe my parents money.

*click*

Me: Remus, does your PayPal account have $14 to spare?

Remus: It’s a brand new year and you’re already getting yourself into new debt?

Me: That’s my problem. Can you place an order for a thousand gold on WoWGoldPig. com ?

Remus : What company would name itself after such an unclassy creature? Why not a Friesian Horse or a white lion or  a Peregrine falcon?

Me (ticked off) :  Because they want to, that’s why, you CLASSY YOKEL . Now can you do me the favor of buying gold? I’ll pay you back, I swear.

Remus: Sorry but this CLASSY YOKEL needs the money to make the minimum payment on his Mastercard.

*click*

Why is everyone broke?????

Dang…..

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