WoW Gold Facts

WE HAVE A BRONZE MEDALIST, KIDDIES!

AT LAST!!!! HALLELUJAH!!!   *cue fireworks*

GamerKing.com , congratulations for proving me wrong!

I would also like to apologize for my snippy attitude towards your agent Dominick .

I had logged into my toon anticipating the worse, wearing a pained expression.

You should have seen the look on my face when I saw the 2000 gold in the mail.

I mean, it was a complete turnaround. Prior to that, I was just so….negative.

I admit - I’ve become quite the skeptic because of the so many disastrous reviews. I’d automatically pegged you as a potential oh-another-one-of-’em-scammers without even giving you the benefit of the doubt.

Well, thanks for proving me wrong, GamerKing.com . I am one satisfied customer.

Again, my apologies — and KUDOS — to your customer service, though I think your verifications guy Nathan went a bit overboard with questioning my purchase. Come on, man, lighten up! The McCarthy era ended decades ago. You made me feel like Elia Kazan! (oooh, one of my fave directors, BTW. Classic!)

As a reward for a job well done, you get a bronze medal and a link to your site on my blog.

Yeah, I’m a hyperlink maniac.

Er, will have to get Cletus to prepare the bronze medal for you, though. Something’s not right with Wordpress again. Aaaaghhhhh!!!!

I’m happy, kiddies. I thought I’d end 2008 bronze medalist-less.

Now on to other exciting stuff…..

This is my last review for the year. I won’t be posting for at least 2 weeks because…..

I’M LEAVING FOR PARIS TOMORROW WITH MY FAMILY!!!!

YES!!!!! WOOHOO!!!

It’s an annual ritual, kiddies. Kinda like my mom and dad’s way of keeping the family close even when us kids are already grown up and independent (well, I’m "sorta independent"). They pay for everything and we get to go to a different European city every holiday season. They also hope these annual trips could inject some class and culture into their uncouth son (yeah, that’s me). So far, NOT so good . I can never and will never appreciate foie gras. I’m hopeless with wines. I can never understand the appeal or prestige of bespoke suits and shoes the way my dad does. I mean, what’s so great about getting measured by snobby and crusty old men who look like they could have a seizure just from writing your receipt? Sorry but I like my cheap eats in the Lower East Side. I rely on Cletus and Remus for libations (something "borrowed" from their dads’ liquor cabinets). I like my Gap and Dockers.

And I love WoW.

Have a happy holiday season, kiddies. I’ll miss you all while I’m in Paris eyeing pretty young things.

Be good! Everybody love everybody! Keep on WoWing!!! BYE!!!

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