December 5th 2008 06:24 am
CHUCKLE-FEST: A TALE OF TWO RMT NEWSLETTERS
Kiddies, today I present to you two promotional newsletters from Wowmine.com (Extreme Gold Fan’s favorite whipping boy) and Brogame.com.
Comments:
1. I don’t recognize the model but that’s some seriously tacky bling she has on. LOL.
2. Why does the snowman look pissed?
3. And was it really necessary for him to mirror the model’s pose? What’s up with that?
4. 65% off? That’s a helluva discount, which makes me wonder how they’re going to make a profit at all.
Now I’m no math genius but I do know that 65% off of $40.77 translates to a price tag of $14.27. And 1000 gold for $14.27 is a helluva steal !
Sounds too good to be true?
Well, I checked it out, kiddies, and guess what???
Price after Discount: $38.12.
"Get 65% OFF of the first 100g by using this code which applies to the order over 500g."
You Wowmine people are scam artists par excellence, I swear. I can just imagine some poor naive soul scrambling to use the coupon code only to get sledgehammered by that little pop-up note on the first 100g. Shame on you!
On to Brogame’s newsletter:
Comments:
1. No tacky image. Bland. Reminds me of the unsalted popcorn my health-conscious sister served me last weekend. Tasted like paper.
2. Grammatical errors. Need I point out each of them to you?
3. Look at the topmost line. "This email was sent to (shaded text) by service@thsale.com." So much for their reps insisting that Brogame and THSale are not owned by the same bunch of scam artists. To those who would like to see a list of the sites owned by the THSale mafia, check out this post .
3. "come to see what would shocks you!" - Dude, for crying out loud, the entire country is already reeling from the shock of the subprime meltdown. And it’s the holiday season. People need a REPRIEVE, not another shock!
Get THAT into your thick skull!
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4 Comments »
oli on 06 Dec 2008 at 12:21 am #
Wowmine.com has the most retarded newsletters. I get them all the time.
CursedPrincess on 06 Dec 2008 at 2:35 am #
Same here, but I don’t notice them anymore because I’ve put them on my Bulk mail that I delete immediately every time I log in he he he… WOWMINE is the most ridiculous and stupid gold site lol… I wonder who their con artist is hehehe…
ladywolfbitch on 07 Dec 2008 at 12:49 am #
Wowmine.com is the biggest scam artist in the entire industry. Will someone please shut them down???!!!
Lestat de Lioncourt on 08 Dec 2008 at 1:33 am #
“Come to Brogame and you’ll see what would ’shocks’ you.”
What would that be?
a. Brogame has an enormous _ _ _ _ or something.
b. They will take your money and stall the order until you stop following it up.
c. They will take your money and uhmm.. just take your money.