September 16th 2008 08:05 am
WOWGOLDVIP.COM: BRONZE MEDALIST IN THE MAKING? Plus I Really Need A Bronze Medalist ASAP!!! (1/3)
Excuse the preamble, kiddies. But just hear me out, please.
I had the weirdest dream last night straight out of a Paul Cézanne painting.
Okay, make that Paul Cézanne’s Fastnacht …vandalized by my little WoWGoldFacts medal mascot who appeared as Harlequin, Pierrot, and sundry circus clowns against a prism highway. It looked something like this:
I fruckin’ hate clowns.
No thanks to my parents who insisted on introducing then 10-year old Extreme Gold Fan to "higher art" by taking me to every major museum inside and outside the country but thoughtfully balanced with a trip to the circus.
First stop: the Paul Cézanne exhibit where I clapped eyes on a painting featuring two sinister clown dudes whose eyes seem to stare at me constantly.
Then within that same week, Mom and Dad surprised me and my sister and brother by announcing that they had tickets to the circus.
More clowns.
One of whom had the unmitigated gall to pull me out of the audience when I clearly did NOT volunteer myself. He had on scary makeup and a glitter-studded vest that even Liberace would deem over-the-top.
I kicked the bastid in the family jewels.
Anyhoo, the fact that my little mascot was present in my dream in five eerie manifestations could only mean one thing:
I NEED A GODDAMN WOWGOLDFACTS BRONZE MEDALIST ASAP!!!
Oh God, where are the other reliable gold sellers? After doing MySuperSales, I’ve found myself in a downward spiral in the luck department. One loser after another. One refund after another. With a chargeback somewhere in between.
Could the jinx be broken by Wowgoldvip.com?
Now that site is a review just begging to be done. If you Google "wow gold", you’ll see that Wowgoldvip is numero uno in the search results. Try it yourself, kiddies.
Let’s check them out.
This is the home page:
(click for a larger image)
Looks eerily similar to a site I reviewed once. Just can’t quite put a finger to it. Anyway, it looks fairly clean and uncluttered. The only thing I don’t like is the face of that chick in their Live Help banner, for reasons you will know in this old post .
And then here is their "About" section. Very brief but packed with SEO strong copy:
"World of Warcraft gold (WoW gold) is the most valuable form of currency in World of Warcraft. we are a group of dedicated players who have come together to provide World of Warcraft gold (WoW gold) for the community so that you, our fellow player, will be able to enjoy your play time to the fullest.
We work hard with our suppliers to offer the lowest prices of World of Warcraft gold (WoW gold). If you want to buy world of warcraft gold (buy wow gold), our VIP Policy will give you a surprise."
Er, what kind of surprise? Is it the nice kind of surprise or one that will make me keel over in frustration?
Let’s check the specials:
"In these US servers as bellow, we are glad to supply you special offer of hot gold."
HOT GOLD???
"Wow gold Fast delivery within 5 minutes,7*24 services."
Oh boy, here we go again with the 5-minute claims.
Time to visit Live Help and ask about that tiresome battlecry.
This time, I promise to be very nice. 
Here’s the pre-chat window. Please don’t ask why I chose the name Bombshelly. It just hit me like a bolt of lightning.
And let the (sissy) chat begin:
Cletus and Remus will shoot me for this, I swear.
I am suddenly so revolted by my own little act, I squirm in my seat.
To be fair, Catherine the rep was very nice so I reward her with a positive response on their exit survey.
See, kiddies? I. CAN. BE. NICE. I’m not the total SOB some HYPERSENSITIVE (damned) souls out there think I am.
Kudos to the pleasant customer service, now on to test their delivery speed and fulfillment. 30 minutes, eh?
I place an order and pay in the usual manner, pleased how the order process was so fast and straightforward and…
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh sweet Jesus.
OMG.
THSALE?????
WOWGOLDVIP.COM BELONGS TO THSALE??????
OH THE HUMANITY!!!!
OMG!!!
OH.
MY.
GOD!
I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE JUST KICKED ME IN THE FAMILY JEWELS!!!
Excuse me while I pass out.
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12 Comments »
Chuckie the Doll on 17 Sep 2008 at 10:00 pm #
Thsale ripped me off a long time ago.
Sorry you got them again, man. BTW you got any more pics of that blue bikini chick?
Lestat de Lioncourt on 17 Sep 2008 at 10:34 pm #
Another one of those “Too-good-to-be-true” sites.
Cathryn Wheel on 17 Sep 2008 at 10:34 pm #
OMG what a nightmare! You got THSale again???
How many sites does THSale own??????
Lestat de Lioncourt on 17 Sep 2008 at 10:36 pm #
By the way, I so LURVE the painting. It’s soooo cute. Would be glad to have one of that.
sweetanya on 18 Sep 2008 at 5:08 am #
I checked the site and had a chat with Jenny. I hate super!
After placing me on hold for millions of years. She terminated our conversation! They can not even provide good customer service (WHICH IS FOR FREE) what more the gold that you will order from them?
Extreme Gold Fan, a big GOOD LUCK to you.
Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with ‘Jenny’
sweetanya: I have a question
Jenny: ok
Jenny: please tell me your problem
sweetanya: Is this owned by THsale?
sweetanya: Hello?
Jenny: no
Jenny: our site is http://www.goldvip.com
sweetanya: Then how come when I pay via Paypal it shows merchant information is service@thsale.com?
sweetanya: Can you explain that?
Jenny: Please wait a moment ,let me check for you. I will be with you in a few minutes. Thanks for waiting.
Jenny: we are partner site
sweetanya: THS International Inc. service@thsale.com 800-608-5738
sweetanya: So you are affiliated with THsale?
Jenny: yes
Jenny: yes
sweetanya: Okay then I suppose that you guys are rip off as well because THSALE scammed me before.
Jenny: we are honest to help you
Jenny: i hope you can believe us
sweetanya: LOL! okay, how fast can you deliver 5000 gold on Kil’Jaeden Us server?
Jenny: let me ask for you now
Jenny: alliance or horde?
sweetanya: horde
Jenny: Please wait a moment ,let me check for you. I will be with you in a few minutes. Thanks for waiting.
sweetanya: Okay.
Jenny: ok
sweetanya: HELLO!?
sweetanya: ?
Jenny: yes
Jenny: checking nw
Jenny: now*
sweetanya: WHAT?
Jenny: iam checking for you now
Jenny: wait a moment please
sweetanya: What is taking you soooooooooo long!
Jenny: I am sorry to tell you this. But we just out of stock at the moment . However, if you place the order now, we will try our best to make the delivery ASAP but I can not sure the exact time .Thank you for your inquiry
Jenny: we need to check it
Jenny: we are collecting now
Jenny: you cn come here later to check i
Jenny: it*
Jenny: Thank you for chatting with us. We assume your problem has been solved already since we haven’t heard from you for a while now. If you do not respond in the next 5 minutes we will close the chat window and end our discussion. Please feel free to contact us anytime you have a problem, and thank you for visiting today!!
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.
ladywolfbitch on 18 Sep 2008 at 5:44 am #
Wowgoldvip.com: Number one in Google’s search engine page results for “wow gold”
Wowgoldvip.com: Number one in deceit and duplicity.
Awesome Possum on 22 Sep 2008 at 5:34 am #
OH MY GOD.
I wish I visited your site before I got effin cheated of my easily earned $108.
If I was poor OMG. Grrrrr…..
I’m still really pissed off with the way they talk to me.
Wowgoldmine/THSale pretty much fooled me.
They started using my account to farm gold and I ordered Honor Killing.
I was like seriously WTF?
*change password*
I just bought gold off of ggxi.com for 39 bucks
A nice chinese girl called me on my cellphone confirming it was me.
I got my gold the next day!
Then i ordered 139 bucks worth of gold
I got all of it except for but 350g, the girl sent me a personal e-mail telling me they will be a bit late on that one.
Atleast she had the nerve to tell me that.
Can we like start a lawsuit against THSales?
I hate them so much.
AGhost on 12 Dec 2008 at 10:25 am #
well so i orders from this place 2 nights a go. 2 hours after my order i get a phone call (looks like a skype number) and the girl says i have a mail with a code, i tell her the code and she conforms that its me and my toon name and server. so all that went smoothly. but now its 2 days later and i haven’t heard a word. i go to thier site for help and all they can tell me is that there is a huge demand on my server so its taking longer than expected, so i ask for an estimated time. nothing. waited for like 20 minutes for a response and then the chat was over. i try again this morning to find that there web site is down completely, stating that high site traffic is the culprit.
If i don’t get anything soon. what i plan to do is (since i used paypal) is to ask from paypal a refund, as I didn’t get what I paid for. if that doesn’t work, i got other tricks up my sleeve that i don’t think i wanna make public. (ominous music plays with latin vocals)
Rachel on 21 Jan 2009 at 6:48 pm #
I just bought 500 gold today for $8.25 from WoWGoldVIP.com and it was delivered within a few hours, definitely NOT under 5 minutes like what their website promises, but oh well!
ominousgreen on 03 Feb 2009 at 10:50 pm #
been their done that. Mysupersales, WoWGoldVIP.com. all that crap @$@#$
BUT FEAR NOT !!! i have found one site that dose what it claims !! yes its true. get ready its
GGXI yes http://www.ggxi. com i have used them 4 times now and each time its on time or sooner and they work with you on how to get the gold to your main man or girl ! I SWEAR to them and i dont trust anyone, but these people do what they say they do.
tony on 16 May 2009 at 8:26 pm #
I am so scared that this domain is also thsale’s?
how many website does it have.
I am puzzled
Lestat de Lioncourt on 17 May 2009 at 3:04 pm #
@ ominousgreen: LOL! Are you kidding me? That’s one scamming site, too, dude! I have heard of this site from a lot of my guildmates and the common denominator is that they not only deliver a small amount of gold on a freakin’ long time but they are hard to negotiate with when it comes to requesting for a refund. Most of them who ordered from this site complained that their customer service sucks big time cow balls and they need to file a chargeback on Paypal just to get their money back.