August 22nd 2008 07:31 am

ILGOLD.COM: THE STORM AFTER THE CALM Plus It’s A Category 5 (3/3)

To the iLGold.com person in charge of complaints:

If a picture paints a thousand words, MY picture would look like this:

As anyone can read in my previous post , your brilliant customer support rep Dave successfully bamboozled me into logging into my game to accept the face-to-face trade.

What happened next could only be described as something out of the pages of Dante’s Inferno.

No one met me in game.

I have no gold. Nothing, nada, zip.

iLGold.com, you could have been my bronze medalist.

However, you chucked that shot at the medal the same way that Swede wrestler chucked his bronze medal at the Olympics which you hosted amidst a cornucopia of controversy.

I recall watching a news clip about all the brouhaha of the Olympics opening ceremony alone, topped by the lip-synching of that little girl to "Ode to the Motherland". The headlines screamed WORLD CLASS FAKES.

And that, iLGold.com, is a very apt description of your company.

WORLD CLASS FAKE. WORLD CLASS LIAR.

Dave, how I would love to hurl a javelin in your direction.

That’s it. I’m singing REFUND !

No lip-synching required.

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14 Responses to “ILGOLD.COM: THE STORM AFTER THE CALM Plus It’s A Category 5 (3/3)”

  1. oli on 22 Aug 2008 at 10:36 am #

    That picture paints a thousand words all right and they all say OUCH!

    Sorry you had to go through this AGAIN.

    You haven’t had much luck after reviewing Mysupersales. Your luck runneth over?

  2. Emo-rtal Vam"F"ire on 22 Aug 2008 at 10:49 am #

    The picture is so…so…EMO!!!

    I love it…

    Fantastic! (///_0)

  3. paul on 22 Aug 2008 at 8:52 pm #

    whoops wont be buying from them,

  4. Lestat de Lioncourt on 23 Aug 2008 at 1:40 am #

    I knew it.

    Too good to be true!

    *rolleyes*

  5. Lestat de Lioncourt on 23 Aug 2008 at 1:52 am #

    Oohh, and by the way, I love that “kick-in-the-groin” thing in the middle. LOL. XD

  6. Cathryn Wheel on 24 Aug 2008 at 9:19 pm #

    Another scammer to add to your personal hit list. Sorry that iLGold.com failed you, EGF. Oh well, maybe you’ll find your bronze medalist when you do your next review. Take care!

  7. ladywolfbitch on 25 Aug 2008 at 9:30 pm #

    That is one excellent piece of artwork. You are this century’s Pablo Picasso, with the temper to match.

    Love the cement shoe-drowning-doodle. I’m guessing the poor guy is Dave of iLGold.com?

  8. Clio the Greek on 26 Aug 2008 at 9:36 pm #

    I buy wow gold from the older companies like IGE. I stay away from new sites as I don’t want to risk losing money and valuable time to some fly-by-night operations. I’ve never even heard of ilgold.com! And the fact that they have to spam to get people to buy gold from them is pretty shady by itself!

    BTW, ever thought of submitting your masterpiece to the MOMA? ;)

  9. driving miss daisy crazy on 27 Aug 2008 at 9:02 am #

    gotta agree with clio the greek. spamming to get customers is always shady. hope your account doesn’t get banned. i know many wow players who aren’t so lucky.

  10. buddha bartender on 27 Aug 2008 at 9:32 pm #

    lol lol lol how much is that (ms paint)ing?

    lov your site man! :D

  11. dude the dudette on 29 Aug 2008 at 10:07 am #

    glad i saw this site this is so f***ing hilarious. hate wowmine thsale swagvault. lov your art!

  12. norlandpark on 29 Aug 2008 at 11:08 am #

    Another wow gold seller bites the dust! LOL. Lovely MS Paint art! It’s a masterpiece. I can almost feel your rage against iLGold.com! :D

  13. FDR on 10 Sep 2008 at 9:31 pm #

    ROFLMAO!!! Your pic rocks!

  14. FDR on 10 Sep 2008 at 9:32 pm #

    No wait I take that back. Your pic doesn’t just rock.

    IT KICKS SERIOUS ASS!!!

    HAHAHAHA to ILGOLD!

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