August 21st 2008 10:55 pm
iLGOLD.COM: IT’S THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM AKA It’s The Calm Before I Blow A Gasket! (2/3)
36 hours and counting.
To anyone at iLGold.com: are there plans in the future to deliver my gold? Whatever happened to your phone verification? I never got a call. Not even an email to let me know if you still care.
63 posts and counting…I should be immune to this crap by now.
I pride myself on being able to laugh off every negative experience I’ve had and become totally immune to it:
My ex-girlfriend who left me for another guy.
My other ex-girlfriend who left death threats on my voice mail every single day.
My Digital Editing Workshop instructor at NYFA who told me I could never be the next Martin Scorcese and that I would most likely become the director whose films will make "Ishtar", "Heaven’s Gate" and "Showgirls" look like Academy Award-winning masterpieces.
My aging next-door neighbor who plays only ONE song - "Mr. Dieingly Sad" by The Critters - every Sunday morning in an endless loop.
But getting duped by a gold seller for the nth time?
Never fails to make my blood boil, kiddies.
I checked the status of my order on iLGold’s members’ account page.
Still processing.
Dave of iLGold’s Live Help, I hope you step on a bear trap.
However, must calm down. I swore to myself that I will be nicer this time and give leeway for delays.
But it doesn’t change the @#$%ing fact that iLGold didn’t have the courtesy of emailing me or calling me about this delay!
Aaaaarrrrggghhhhh!
Must calm down. Must contact their Live Help again.
Holy crap, it’s Dave again.
The gold is ready NOW? How convenient. I contact them and suddenly it’s available?! This is a miracle of Biblical proportions!
Dave should thank his lucky stars that I did not disembowel him on chat. His predecessors were not so lucky.
Okay, logging in now. The die is cast.
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You are now speaking with Dave of Support.
Dave: hi
Dave: ur order number plz
Mr. Dieingly Sad: Hang on, lemme get it…it’s uh….
Dave: kk
Mr. Dieingly Sad: XXXXXX-XXXXXX-XXXX
Dave: 1 sec plz
Dave: we will check the gold for u
Mr. Dieingly Sad: kk
Dave: the gold is ready now. please log into the game now
Mr. Dieingly Sad: Woohoo, merci beaucoup, mon ami!
Dave: np
Mr. Dieingly Sad: You speak French?
Mr. Dieingly Sad: Comment allez-vous, Dave?
Dave: no
Dave:
Dave: bon, merci
Mr. Dieingly Sad: Tres bien! Okay, bye for now.
Dave: sorry, i cannot speak french
Dave: log in the game right now
Dave: cya
Mr. Dieingly Sad: Au revoir
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1 Comment »
Lestat de Lioncourt on 22 Aug 2008 at 12:54 am #
So what happened? Did you get your gold?
Probably the reason behind the delay is that “the gold is handmade by them.”
*rolleyes*