August 19th 2008 09:45 pm
WOWMINE.COM’S NEWSLETTER BLOWS AWAY THE COMPETITION (Again)
‘CAN WOWMINE’S COPYWRITER GET ANY SICKER THAN THIS??!!" yelled Cletus.
Poor guy received another newsletter from WoWMine.com and the double entendres have just gotten worse.
CHEER OLYMPIC WINNERS UP
(How? The depraved possibilities are endless and those Eastern European weightlifters are not my type.)
50% EXTRA COUPON CODES: SWIMMING & BJDREAM
(Sounds like the fantasies of every female who has the hots for Michael Phelps)
WoWMINE OLYMPICS - FENCING
(Okay, you WoWMine people are sick - having your own little company Olympiad featuring nothing but "sword fighting".)
LET’S JOIN THE WOWMINE OLYMPICS!
(Hell. Friggin’. No.)
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ltt on 19 Aug 2008 at 11:02 pm #
Placed an order for 3000 gold on Aegwynn US: ally for $126.89 USD. I used the codes expecting a 50% extra gold… Viola! I got this message…
Total Gold Amount: 4000
Grab 50% FREE gold with this code after your order payment confirmed. The discount is valied for orders in rang from 100g to 2000g before 21th Aug. 2008, maximum 1000g FREE.
Hmmmm… What is 50% of 3000? Please do the math…
This is what you called FALSE and very misleading advertisement!
Lestat de Lioncourt on 21 Aug 2008 at 8:12 pm #
WTF?! For goodness’ sake, please do not use the word Swimming with the BJ codes. There’s only one thing in my thought that swims when BJ comes to mind. Oh, the imagery! Eww!