August 17th 2008 09:24 pm
WOWMINE’S NEWSLETTER: READY THE SICK BUCKET
Cletus got a lovely little email from WoWMine.com bearing this lovely little newsletter:
I gotta hand it to the copywriter for coming up with all these double entendres.
DOUBLE OFFERS, DOUBLE SURPRISES
BJ888 & BJWOW
(You bet I am surprised — and disgusted — twice over)
ANOTHER 400+ ORDERS HAVE BEEN AMASSED THANKS TO THE FERVENCY OF OUR CUSTOMERS!
(Did all your customers get high on pheromones or something?)
NOW THE BONUS OF OLYMPIC CODE BJ2008 HAS GROWN TO 700 GOLD WITH YOUR WATERING.
(With my watering??? MY WATERING??? Oh the imagery!)
Excuse me while I hold my dinner down.
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5 Comments »
Lestat de Lioncourt on 17 Aug 2008 at 10:42 pm #
OMG! The female characters on that picture look rather angry or disappointed.
Fervency meaning intense feeling of the customer towards BJ888 and BJWOW? Wow, that’s really sick.
Well, anyways, they can suck their BJWOW promo out of the golden Olympic balls above.
themartian on 18 Aug 2008 at 2:54 am #
and do notice that the golden olympic balls are coming from the Bird’s Nest stadium… their copywrighter must’ve thought about all the puns possible to make a sick newsletter.
Eh? on 18 Aug 2008 at 2:43 pm #
Hahah, “enlarge your bonus”.
I don’t know what ‘bonus’ they’re talking about, but I bet it ain’t gold.
Cathryn Wheel on 19 Aug 2008 at 8:52 pm #
This…this is so wrong.
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